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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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In order to summon bloody Mary nowadays you have to flush $4.20 down the toilet first
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Jul 11, 2018 17:06
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Beanderman After waking up with a jolt, the girl laid in bed a few seconds longer. Reaching over to switch on her bedside lamp, she tried to remember exactly what had stolen her sweet slumber away. When she couldn’t, the brunette swung her legs over the side of the bed and heaved herself up. Checking the time on her phone, she snorted when she saw it was midnight- the witching hour. Knowing that sleep would only evade her, she left her bedroom for the kitchen, a good cup of coffee on her mind. As she passed by her front door, a chill spread like liquid fire down her spine. It’s only winter, she told herself, focusing again on the coffee plan. Measuring out scoops, water, and preparing her cup kept her occupied, but as the dark liquid boiled, she had nothing left to keep her mind from wandering off. The chill returned and she couldn’t help but glance behind her to the front door. It stood there innocently enough, just like always. The dead bolt was still in place and she could see nothing amiss with it. Turning back to her coffee, she did her best to forget about the feeling. With her cup in hand, she started back towards her bedroom. As she walked by the front door, she decided that a quick glance out of the peep hole would help calm her restless mind. The chill worsened with each step she took towards the door and further away from the safety and warmth of her blankets. She pressed her empty hand against the chill metal door and took a deep breath before leading her eye to the peep hole. At first, she could only see an inky blackness and somehow seemed to swirl in itself. When she blinked in surprise, the void melted away. She wished it hadn’t. In it’s place, there stood what she could only guess was once a man. The beans were long and inhumanly awkward, with bulky beans branching off into several more beans, not unlike a bean tree. The creature was draped in a bean suit, somehow making the thing more nightmarish to her. The sauce in the proverbial beans, however, was what passed as the hellish thing’s face. It was as though her mind blurred the beanly visage to spare itself further thoughts about thos beans. 
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Jul 26, 2018 03:25
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ghost farts
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Sep 18, 2018 03:31
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:The little seen swamp squirrel. Very similar to a grey squirrel, but much more humid. I've seen it! It ate my baby 
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Sep 19, 2018 00:29
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Something awful was accused of being a CIA front. It is but not in any interesting way. Mostly it's just for the break coding division. Nobody is entirely sure exactly what they do but it mostly seems to involve creating incomprehensible memes and posting confusing things randomly around the web. Nobody asks why as even they have no idea. Mods know 
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Sep 19, 2018 00:31
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Twenty Four posted:what happened to the matching sock legend has it that you have to put the left over sock under your pillow for the lonely sock faiery
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Sep 19, 2018 02:51
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