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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



RokosCockatrice posted:

the tesla encabulator

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Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

rotor posted:

its all nonsense buzzwords like AIRCRAFT GRADE 6160 ALUMINUM but also “retroactive changes to logs” sounds a lot like hiding the evidence to me

Blockchain fixes this

refleks
Nov 21, 2006




I want CARB, not the DMV.

I remember reading a book on the diesel scandal and watching Dirty Money and being impressed by the guy from CARB - Alberto Ayala. I want more like him in public service...

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

refleks posted:

I want CARB, not the DMV.

I remember reading a book on the diesel scandal and watching Dirty Money and being impressed by the guy from CARB - Alberto Ayala. I want more like him in public service...

WE DEMAND CARBS

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
this CARBs the Tesla

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/hugothepinkcat/status/1559524379700170753

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


poor Tesla, thought of horses and tried to kill them

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


Wow, I wish I had that guy's sense of humor about tailgating a person on a horse

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



ah was eh modehret but the dems move too far lehft so now ah support the fescists

https://twitter.com/FriendEden100/status/1559974086264209414?s=20&t=-zcO-CIT-NcpIE2lMOJBRw

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

nothing says enlightened centrism like celebrating the victory of a woman backing an attempted coup

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1559823434028400640

tomorrow: "sudo make me a baby"

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



bazinga draws gun on skateboarders
https://twitter.com/JewishResister/status/1560114048678641665

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018



huh, teslas react much in the same way as Ohioans to seeing a buggy on the road

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




hell yeah he's goin trad

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.


That's an awful thing to say about motherhood

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



hahahahahaha

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
but he's already a baby!

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
e;fb

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



having a career is more important than being a dad
— @elonmusk

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

wanna meet that dad

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Nfcknblvbl posted:

wanna meet that dad

you would

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



He is one dumb fucker

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



he's never been a Dad to anyone, except in the most genealogical sense

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



:drat:

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



These people shouldnt be allowed to drive

https://twitter.com/TelticThomas/status/1560315402835542016?s=20&t=uvJHLgXhvo1Tes0UBBURFA

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009


51 days :psyduck:

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through



lmaooaoaoaoa

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed
Dan O'Dowd is gonna bait Whole Mars (the live child test guy) into FSDing through an actual school zone:

https://twitter.com/RealDanODowd/status/1559245760054575112

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

Ultraklystron posted:

Dan O'Dowd is gonna bait Whole Mars (the live child test guy) into FSDing through an actual school zone:

https://twitter.com/RealDanODowd/status/1559245760054575112

:psyduck:

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
las vegas school zones would be great for tesla fsd. they're all "SPEED LIMIT 25 when children are present", so the car would never slow down

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

Zamujasa posted:

las vegas school zones would be great for tesla fsd. they're all "SPEED LIMIT 25 when children are present", so the car would never slow down

Wouldn't that mean it would always slow down to 25?

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
teslas do not see children so it would not slow down, it would keep whatever the normal speed limit is

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
they also haven't been able to reliably read speed signs since they lost the mobileye license

iirc they've been using geotagged map data for years

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

Zamujasa posted:

teslas do not see children so it would not slow down, it would keep whatever the normal speed limit is

I'm assuming that their program isn't smart enough to read and parse the meaning of "when children are present" and would treat it like a normal speed sign.

If it's geotagged map data who knows. Time for some :science: I guess

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

The Wisest Moron posted:

Wouldn't that mean it would always slow down to 25?

every day during my commute, my car recognizes the school zone sign as a stop light but without any lights on. i'm never driving through there when it's flashing so i don't know if it sets the limit to 25

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i think this whole "full self driving" thing is a bit more complicated than ol musky had foreseen

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Roosevelt posted:

i think this whole "full self driving" thing is a bit more complicated than ol musky had foreseen

hey, dummy. two words: AI and Neural Network.

you must not be a big tech guy. it’s okay.

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

Zamujasa posted:

teslas do not see children so it would not slow down, it would keep whatever the normal speed limit is

this was a thinking mans joke and i got it on the first pass

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed

RokosCockatrice posted:

this was a thinking mans joke and i got it on the first pass

So better perception than a Tesla.

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Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

Nfcknblvbl posted:

every day during my commute, my car recognizes the school zone sign as a stop light but without any lights on. i'm never driving through there when it's flashing so i don't know if it sets the limit to 25

Lmao

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