TSLA: When this baby hits 88 you're going to see some serious shit

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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

RealityWarCriminal posted:

https://i.imgur.com/AXoxxk7.mp4

# ? Oct 1, 2022 02:46

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:09

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

look we could have used this lovely numbskull design that needs lots of force. we're very intelligent though and chose a better one apply now. no wfh allowed.

lmao its all bullshit

that thing will never lift a piano

# ? Oct 1, 2022 02:47

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

lmao

# ? Oct 1, 2022 02:50

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

i'm the 40 lb grand piano

# ? Oct 1, 2022 02:51

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Carthag Tuek posted:

elon is a non-technical guy's idea of a technical guy

Fortunately I am a non-technical woman or child so I am ready

# ? Oct 1, 2022 02:51

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Somewhere Boston Dyanmic's team is dying of unending laughter.

Half expected the robot to go full Robocop and rip its head off and reveal a screaming skull underneath.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 02:58

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

CommieGIR posted:

Somewhere Boston Dyanmic's team is dying of unending laughter.

Half expected the robot to go full Robocop and rip its head off and reveal a screaming skull underneath.

it doesnt even work lmao

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:04

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

The_Franz posted:

This is some �asimo in the 90s� poo poo

that is exactly what it looks like

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:04

a neurotic ai: Mar 22, 2012

I miss Karpathy the vector space thing was vaguely more interesting than this bozo saying �isn�t this magical�

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:05

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

this is some loving streetcraft grift.

here's our very own handmade off the shelf kinematics kit walking around

here's some crap on a hat rack with a gizmoduck chassis

here are a whole lot of slides about entirely run of the mill robotics components

invest now!

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:06

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

i tapped out when the guy started talking about fsd stuff. Their presentation skills are SO BAD.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:07

a neurotic ai: Mar 22, 2012

I�m the ai that chooses to flatten the human and their dog

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:08

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

lmao is this supposed to be red? red is good?

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:09

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

infernal machines posted:

invest now!

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:10

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i dont know where to watch it but did the robot do a cool dance?

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:12

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Roosevelt posted:

i dont know where to watch it but did the robot do a cool dance?

it shuffled like an 90 year old with a walker

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:12

Fuzzy Mammal: Aug 15, 2001; Lipstick Apathy

Roosevelt posted:

i dont know where to watch it but did the robot do a cool dance?

it took like a dozen halting jerky steps. what a time to be alive!

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:14

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

yep gently caress this i'm out

so bad

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:14

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

Roosevelt posted:

i dont know where to watch it but did the robot do a cool dance?

it actually fell over

http://livestream.tesla.com

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:15

Pythagoras a trois: Feb 19, 2004; I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

you gotta give a timestamp of it falling over, or a gif or something

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:20

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

quote:

What is so illuminating about the Musk messages is just how unimpressive, unimaginative, and sycophantic the powerful men in Musk�s contacts appear to be. Whoever said there are no bad ideas in brainstorming never had access to Elon Musk�s phone.

https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2022/09/elon-musk-texts-twitter-trial-jack-dorsey/671619/

Will Musky be sulky about this one?

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:21

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Beeftweeter posted:

it actually fell over

http://livestream.tesla.com

lol at -58:00 three nerds carefully wobble it out because it can't walk and it does its "dance"

RokosCockatrice posted:

you gotta give a timestamp of it falling over, or a gif or something

i dont think it lets you timestamp live stuff

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:24

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

RokosCockatrice posted:

you gotta give a timestamp of it falling over, or a gif or something

best i could do at the time. the robot part was basically the first like 10 minutes and none of it was anything impressive, and most of it was clearly rendered

one guy referred to this as "bumble-C" as opposed to "tesla bot" or "optimus" (which were interchangeably used to describe the cased dummy) so i don't think this is even something they designed

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:25

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

quote:

What�s immediately clear is that many of the men in Musk�s phone are having fun with his Twitter escapade. It is an opportunity to blithely throw poo poo at the wall and see what sticks. They toss out phrases like �hard reboot� and �Day Zero. Sharpen your blades boys��to cleave through what they see as an unnecessary and ineffective workforce, perhaps. They imagine massive revenue opportunities and sweeping changes that only they can usher in. For this crew, the early success of their past companies or careers is usually prologue, and their skills will, of course, transfer to any area they choose to conquer (including magically solving free speech). But what they are actually doing is winging it.

�I�m on 20 threads with people,� the former social-media executive told me. �And it�s literally like, drat, they were just throwing poo poo at the wall. The ideas people were writing in, in terms of who would be CEO�it�s some real fantasy-baseball bullshit.� Despite all the self-mythologizing and talk of building, the men in these text messages appear mercurial, disorganized, and incapable of solving the kind of societal problems they think they can.

There is a tendency, especially when it comes to the �ber-rich and powerful, to assume and to fantasize about what we can�t see. We ascribe shadowy brilliance or malevolence, which may very well be unearned or misguided. What�s striking about the Musk messages, then, is the similarity between these men�s behavior behind closed doors and in public on Twitter. Perhaps the real revelation here is that the shallowness you see is the shallowness you get.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:26

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

optimus subprime fits really well

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:27

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

ScootsMcSkirt posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HPZYGSD.mp4

lmao

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:35

Zamujasa: Oct 27, 2010; Bread Liar

Jonny 290 posted:

optimus subprime fits really well

floptimus prime

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:36

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

more like floptimus if u ask me

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:36

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

goddammit

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:36

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

rotor posted:

more like floptimus if u ask me

pwnd

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:37

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

loving wrekt

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:39

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Beeftweeter posted:

lmao

how do you show this off as progress? its just like astonishingly disappointing.

like the one dude clapping to get the room hyped after some disney haunted mansion type animatronics? jesus

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:40

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

rotor posted:

how do you show this off as progress? its just like astonishingly disappointing.

like the one dude clapping to get the room hyped after some disney haunted mansion type animatronics? jesus

do NOT talk poo poo about the pop-up scary face guys

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:43

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

rotor posted:

how do you show this off as progress? its just like astonishingly disappointing.

like the one dude clapping to get the room hyped after some disney haunted mansion type animatronics? jesus

the funniest part is they were like "all this in 6 months of work!"

(it was announced last year)

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:53

MononcQc: May 29, 2007

I couldn�t have done it, but then again I wouldn�t be caught in that position

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:55

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

infernal machines posted:

gbs 3.0

please do not post your home address in the forums like this

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:55

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

MononcQc posted:

I couldn�t have done it, but then again I wouldn�t be caught in that position

oh i don't know much about robotics in general but i can sure as poo poo give a presentation more engaging than that lol

even then i guess i know enough to see it's nothing innovative

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:58

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

MononcQc posted:

I couldn�t have done it, but then again I wouldn�t be caught in that position

you've never built a technics kit before?

# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:58

MononcQc: May 29, 2007

infernal machines posted:

you've never built a technics kit before?

we didn�t have that kind of money when I was a kid and I never did as an adult

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Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Luigi Thirty posted:

Fortunately I am a non-technical woman or child so I am ready

fist bump

e: hold on, ahgsrj sorry ahhcgust a fistbumgr

e2: sorry about your fingers

Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Oct 1, 2022

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