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rotor posted:how do you show this off as progress? its just like astonishingly disappointing. i mean, there's something that's kinda technically a robot, so that's progress compared to a guy in a morph suit
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Beeftweeter posted:lmao lol. cant wait for this to go into production in a few weeks or whatever
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fart simpson posted:lol. cant wait for this to go into production in a few weeks or whatever wtf elon is running tesla tim apple style. they already made the things, you can order now
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infernal machines posted:this is some loving streetcraft grift. reminder that this was over a decade ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KxjVlaLBmk
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not gonna lie i was expecting them to have absolutely nothing so achieving 90s asimo shuffling and some disney animatronics is better than i was expecting. still hilariously bad though also lol at the slides talking about revolutionary technology that's existed for over a decade. it's so transparent that they're just milking their stock and it's going to work because the idiots buying into this crap have no idea
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Beeftweeter posted:lmao
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refleks posted:cant wait to get my tits blown off by elons big brain AI today tits status: blown off what an amazing piece of poo poo.
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This guy from 12 years ago is more impressive, and funnier. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKUaVzf3Oqw
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Megabound posted:This guy from 12 years ago is more impressive, and funnier. is this cryptoteledildonics?
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I don't get why the car company is making a bipedal robot. can it drive your car for you? is this finally fsd?
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big scary monsters posted:I don't get why the car company is making a bipedal robot. can it drive your car for you? is this finally fsd? musk needs to keep up the illusion that he is working on so many different world changing stuff, but please do not look at how his companies are really doing and absolutely definitely do not try to objectively assess the quality of those companies' work this is probably a cope mechanism for bazingas as well - "you see he is doing so many things, of course he does not have time to micromanage and improve €thing which publicly failed some simple quality check", and never think about why the gently caress does elon need to spend his valuable genious braintime on so many different things instead of focusing on getting one thing done well
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big scary monsters posted:I don't get why the car company is making a bipedal robot. can it drive your car for you? is this finally fsd? Robots can't unionize
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anyway the main purpose of whatever elon or tesla does is not making cars - it's keeping the stock price up up up. if they make any cars too, that's just a nice to have
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there seems to be a bunch of people around where I live who’ve gotten teslas recently, none of them have done anything funny they just look like boring cars
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Xakura posted:Robots can't unionize coitus is a sort of union
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:coitus is a sort of union That's why Elon uses IVF
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4lokos basilisk posted:anyway the main purpose of whatever elon or tesla does is not making cars - it's keeping the stock price up up up. if they make any cars too, that's just a nice to have yeah i momentarily forgot that all musk's companies are schemes for extracting government subsidies that produce hazardous industrial waste as a byproduct. in tesla's case exploding cars, spacex exploding rockets, neuralink exploding monkey brains etc.
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:That's why Elon uses IVF lol
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:That's why Elon uses IVF
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:That's why Elon uses IVF 
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when you find an old HealthKit in your grandparents attic and can’t wait to show mom and dad
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:That's why Elon uses IVF there it is
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:coitus is a sort of union Ichabod Sexbeast posted:That's why Elon uses IVF the current title is so good but
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Megabound posted:This guy from 12 years ago is more impressive, and funnier. hey sockbot, I've got a dowel that need polishing!
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4lokos basilisk posted:musk needs to keep up the illusion that he is working on so many different world changing stuff, but please do not look at how his companies are really doing and absolutely definitely do not try to objectively assess the quality of those companies' work tesla has made one product, ever, a car that runs on batteries. they've made four variations on that product and sold them for just over a decade. every other thing they've claimed to make remains vapourware. nevertheless, they are worth more than almost every other automaker on earth, combined.
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meanwhile... over at the A team https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4DML7FIWk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn3KWM1kuAw
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akadajet posted:meanwhile... over at the A team sure, that looks impressive, but were they using fsd autopilot ai to do it? i mean, neither was tesla, but their fans are certainly convinced they were
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:That's why Elon uses IVF
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elon pls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay2VIvNYxXw
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TerminalRaptor posted:You have got to put more than 2 points of armor in your torso else a single PPC is going to knock you out. im holding out for the 400 lb assault class
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:That's why Elon uses IVF
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:That's why Elon uses IVF lol
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Beeftweeter posted:
Why is he obsessed with giving things the same limitations as humans?
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tk posted:Why is he obsessed with giving things the same limitations as humans? https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1576045629821702144
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tk posted:Why is he obsessed with giving things the same limitations as humans? like the car, it's worse! less joints, less range. elon can't even make a fake diagram that's the same as a biology 101 illustration
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