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poo poo, elon's clock isn't even right twice a day
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Oct 2, 2022 04:20
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Agile Vector posted:poo poo, elon's clock isn't even right twice a day at least not till he sweet talks an intern into putting two hands and a face on it
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Oct 2, 2022 04:37
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Agile Vector posted:poo poo, elon's clock isn't even right twice a day a broken clock is right twice a day a bazinga clock is at 6:04:05 all day every day
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Oct 2, 2022 04:43
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FAUXTON posted:a broken clock is right twice a day not true; my company has made an alarm clock w/ a software issue affecting the time zones so it’s never right any times per day and impossible for the user to fix
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Oct 2, 2022 04:51
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fart simpson posted:not true; my company has made an alarm clock w/ a software issue affecting the time zones so it’s never right any times per day and impossible for the user to fix that's a clock made by a software engineer
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Oct 2, 2022 05:07
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FAUXTON posted:that's a clock made by a software engineer correct
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Oct 2, 2022 05:08
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every time I , a software developer, have to deal with times in programming: time zones are god’s punishment for living on a round earth
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Oct 2, 2022 06:47
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someone told me they had defined time zones on mars and it was just so offensive to me. why would you do this? its like youre meeting someone new and youre two minutes into the first date and you somehow figure out a nonsexual way to give them herpes.
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Oct 2, 2022 06:53
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works fine for me 
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Oct 2, 2022 06:56
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"a study with 9 male participants" lmao
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Oct 2, 2022 07:11
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akadajet posted:meanwhile... over at the A team holy poo poo that's impressive
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Oct 2, 2022 08:31
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:holy poo poo that's impressive now imagine sticking an ar-15 in each hand go play outside Skyler fucked around with this message at 08:44 on Oct 2, 2022 |
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Oct 2, 2022 08:38
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Moo Cowabunga posted:works fine for me take this to the dedicated weekend in new zealand thread please
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Oct 2, 2022 09:28
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go play outside Skyler posted:now imagine sticking an ar-15 in each hand well that certainly changes the context of "do you love me?"
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Oct 2, 2022 12:54
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infernal machines posted:tesla has made one product, ever, a car that runs on batteries. they've made four variations on that product and sold them for just over a decade. a fistful of sensors the grimes, the boer, and the ugly baby
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Oct 2, 2022 13:47
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:holy poo poo that's impressive it's also over a year old and was certainly demonstrating outdated capabilities at that point that had become extremely refined to guarantee success.
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Oct 2, 2022 13:54
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:holy poo poo that's impressive it really is, there's also another video somewhere of a guy knocking it over with a broomstick or something and it pops itself back up on its feet tesla instead decided to have theirs gingerly wave to the crowd with a pole up its rear end to stabilize it
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Oct 2, 2022 15:37
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Beeftweeter posted:it really is, there's also another video somewhere of a guy knocking it over with a broomstick or something and it pops itself back up on its feet this is what i think of any time humanoid robots come up, and it includes the footage of atlas getting knocked over https://youtu.be/sAmyZP-qbTE e: really, the number of years between today and atlas moving boxes and walking around outside puts the embarrassment of ‘it’ll walk sometime in the next few weeks, please come work for us and don’t forget to love the car on your way out’ into stark relief
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Oct 2, 2022 15:39
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nurrwick posted:this is what i think of any time humanoid robots come up, and it includes the footage of atlas getting knocked over  yeah thats based on the video i was talking about. love the boxshits seriously impressive though, snow isnt exactly easy to traverse, even for humans. in the unedited version of the video i thought it was hilarious the thing kinda just wandered off outside (yeah yeah i know its not fully autonomous) its also pretty telling that the robot that successfully picks up and drops boxes does not have digits on its hands e: wondered ≠ wandered Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Oct 2, 2022 |
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Oct 2, 2022 15:47
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nurrwick posted:this is what i think of any time humanoid robots come up, and it includes the footage of atlas getting knocked over I love how ready to gently caress poo poo up the big atlas looks in the shot with them all there at the beginning, some proper "come at me, robro" posing
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Oct 2, 2022 16:01
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Boston dynamics should send an Atlas running in and just start beating on elons crap.
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Oct 2, 2022 16:02
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Boston dynamics bullying Tesla would be maybe the best thing that could happen to either of them.
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Oct 2, 2022 16:16
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i guess hyundai owns boston dynamics now? they are loving eating teslas lunch, goddamn i mean, yeah, i think i'd pick the robot that can do parkour over the robot that thought a video backdrop was a tunnel lmao
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Oct 2, 2022 16:19
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go play outside Skyler posted:now imagine sticking an ar-15 in each hand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3RIHnK0_NE And yes, this is fake. But is’s also more realistic than what Tesla demoed on Friday.
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Oct 2, 2022 17:05
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https://twitter.com/doctorjack16/status/1576239802110078976 https://twitter.com/quinnypig/status/1576425053406736384 https://twitter.com/garywhitta/status/1575880831884701696
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Oct 2, 2022 17:11
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if you hated google cloud, you probably won't like tesla cloud either.
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Oct 2, 2022 17:13
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a nice concise summary
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Oct 2, 2022 17:14
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"my website has been in the Tesla Service Center for six months now, love the cloud tho"
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Oct 2, 2022 17:19
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telsa should absolutely launch an aws clone a la alibaba cloud, or hell, just white label alibaba cloud and charge 10% more it would get every upper middle manager in IT horny in the pants to be able to buy from the genius that made their car
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Oct 2, 2022 17:33
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tesla cloud will be the number one publicly owned cloud
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Oct 2, 2022 18:29
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Tiny Timbs posted:a nice concise summary lol the replies https://twitter.com/SamitSarkar/status/1575958722781663235
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Oct 2, 2022 18:35
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https://twitter.com/WIRED/status/1565489714681253889?s=20&t=Mwe3nX-NMHjHtpNf3GU0rw
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Oct 2, 2022 18:52
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:telsa should absolutely launch an aws clone a la alibaba cloud, or hell, just white label alibaba cloud and charge 10% more they just have to integrate connectivity to starlink, then people will go crazy over it.
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Oct 2, 2022 18:53
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Fabricated posted:https://twitter.com/WIRED/status/1565489714681253889?s=20&t=Mwe3nX-NMHjHtpNf3GU0rw lmao
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Oct 2, 2022 19:16
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Fabricated posted:https://twitter.com/WIRED/status/1565489714681253889?s=20&t=Mwe3nX-NMHjHtpNf3GU0rw lol
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Oct 2, 2022 19:54
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wait did he also announce a cloud service? guess he knows the ai garbage is going to run out of hype soon so it’s time to generate a new distraction
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Oct 2, 2022 20:06
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gary whitta's complete 180 on tesla is the funniest thing. when he first got it, he was so effusive about how great it was on the tested podcast to the ppint one of the other cohosts preordered a model 3 on announcement day. fast forward a bit (at which point he's no longer on the pod) and he fuckin hates the thing and isn't at all afraid to say it
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Oct 2, 2022 20:18
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Fabricated posted:https://twitter.com/WIRED/status/1565489714681253889?s=20&t=Mwe3nX-NMHjHtpNf3GU0rw They cancelled the hunger strike after one day, because at the end of the day Tesla owners put as much effort into quality as the company does.
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Oct 2, 2022 20:27
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PIZZA.BAT posted:wait did he also announce a cloud service? guess he knows the ai garbage is going to run out of hype soon so it’s time to generate a new distraction he announced their "ai training dojo" last year at the same event, let's see how that's going...
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Oct 2, 2022 20:27
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Cactrot posted:They cancelled the hunger strike after one day, because at the end of the day Tesla owners put as much effort into quality as the company does. Love the carbs tho.
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