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"it didn't work and then it sucked my lungs straight out of my body and now I'm dead. love the ventilator, though"
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refleks posted:and somehow he gets to run the factory until the 23. for no apparent reason? Probably to "make ventilators".
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:elong dropping off a useless, deadly "ventilator" outside a hospital while doctors work to save lives ala his sub stunt in Thailand would be it's made of rocket parts
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PIZZA.BAT posted:it's made of rocket parts aka metal
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refleks posted:elong is a loving moron i've honestly never seen a more terminal case of Smartest Man In The Room syndrome he's gonna pull a fishmech on may 1st and claim he meant april 2021 assuming he isn't dead by then. he's 48 and doughy and constantly hopped up on adderall, that can't be great for his risk factors
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Sagebrush posted:i've honestly never seen a more terminal case of Smartest Man In The Room syndrome it’s a hell of a way to run out on grimes and lil’ musky.
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suffix posted:hyped fo the tesla ventilator drat I just made the tentilator joke in the AI EV thread, then came here to find you beat me to it
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refleks posted:elong is a loving moron yes, china reporting no new cases means that no new cases occurred that is the only possible explanation also, even if true, that doesn’t match up to the us trajectory and timeline, even if you assume the us response was as effective as china’s, which, spoiler alert, it has not been partly because assholes are running their tent factory hellhole sweatshops during a shelter in place order with seemingly no consequences
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Midjack posted:it’s a hell of a way to run out on grimes and lil’ musky. I’m curious, from the perspective of inheritance law, what would happen in the event of Musk dying before Grimes gives birth. Like, probably there is already a very complicated last will and testament in place, but if there wasn’t would they be able to get anything. I know if there’s a kid the kid gets everything, and if there’s no kid the non-married partner usually gets screwed and family members gets everything. But, like, if Musky drops dead and Grimes is just rounding into the third trimester, what then? Kid gets everything when it’s born? Family gets everything and is expected to share with kid when it’s born? I’m sure there’s some kind of precedent for this but it’s nearly 2 am and I should be asleep...
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LanceHunter posted:Like, probably there is already a very complicated last will and testament in place, but if there wasn’t he comes from money and forced the mother of his children to sign a prenup when he was still bald there's for sure a will and grimes herself is probably cut out of it
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:he comes from money and forced the mother of his children to sign a prenup when he was still bald that’s what i’d bet on
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:he comes from money and forced the mother of his children to sign a prenup when he was still bald yeah but if the baby is his and they aren't married (so no prenup) then california says she's entitled to a shitload of alimony and child support
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fart simpson posted:i hope elong musk gets corvid19 H.P. Hovercraft posted:i still hope he gets squashed into idiotsauce at his dumbass factory Why not both, in this order, as he feverishly headbutts cars?
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fart simpson posted:i hope elong musk gets corvid19 He’d be eating crow then. 
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refleks posted:he doesnt get the easy way out.  “Rosebud” was the name of his submarine.
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maybe he'll try to build cars himself and get pinned by a machine because the unsafe parts of the floor are unmarried by unsightly yellow paint
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refleks posted:elong is a loving moron lol i hope this guys company goes bust and his world collapses
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Wutang-Yutani CORP posted:lol i hope this guys company goes bust and his world collapses
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Midjack posted:it’s a hell of a way to run out on grimes and lil’ musky. grimes doesn't need him, thankfully
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Lutha Mahtin posted:grimes doesn't need him, thankfully Elon is in China looking to score another teenage-looking asian concubine from amongst the "Child Race" above: I put the racism in quotes so that you know I'm not racist
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Lutha Mahtin posted:grimes doesn't need him, thankfully because she also comes from money and was play-acting as a starving Montreal artist 
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PleasureKevin posted:Elon is in China looking to score another teenage-looking asian concubine from amongst the "Child Race" ironic racism is still racism, kevin
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theflyingexecutive posted:because she also comes from money and was play-acting as a starving Montreal artist she seems to make such good decisions.
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Midjack posted:she seems to make such good decisions. Pray tell, what is a better decision than hungering for the cock of a Randian Ubermensch?
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Munin posted:Pray tell, what is a better decision than hungering for the cock of a Randian Ubermensch? the gently caress is this post
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this is what libertarians actually believe
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Munin posted:Pray tell, what is a better decision than hungering for the cock of a Randian Ubermensch? going down the length of mississippi river in a homemade houseboat, for one.
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PCjr sidecar posted:ironic racism is still racism, kevin he's calling elon racist
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:he's calling elon racist ironic racism is still racism. I know you may have a problem understanding this.
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