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Zikan posted:https://twitter.com/tweetermeyer/status/1035545336318767105?s=21 this is what happens when you let programmers call themselves engineers
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:nah, that's not true - there's a shitload of shitnerds out there who would be wailing and gnashing their teeth lon dying would be good for humanity because making nerds mad is always the correct choice
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:making nerds mad is always the correct choice unironically words to live by.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i 100% guarantee you that lonny thinks employee deaths would be acceptable if it meant higher production rate/quality on the line no the key to business is to make as many decisions as you can as fast as you can!!! i don't care what the decisions are just keep making them!!! blue is a better color than green! i want fish for lunch today! all the lightbulbs in my office should be changed to a slightly warmer color temperature! President Beep posted:that one goofball crying outside of an apple store only it's a tesla store at the tampa mall speaking of, i was at the mall last weekend (it's actually called the ~international plaza~ lol) and the tesla store was absolutely packed with people staring wide-eyed at the model 3 for some drat reason i didn't go in but just looking from the entrance i could see the panels didn't line up right 
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Aug 31, 2018 16:48
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Jabor posted:if musk stebe'd himself and died of cancer tomorrow, absolutely nobody would miss him this 'sode of rick and morty is dedicated to the memory of elong musk, who is now boldly going where no man has gone before
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Aug 31, 2018 16:49
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also brookstone is going out of business apparently so be sure to go get some sweet deals on drones, anime headphones, neck pillows and vibrators marketed as personal massagers
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Aug 31, 2018 16:50
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ate all the Oreos posted:speaking of, i was at the mall last weekend (it's actually called the ~international plaza~ lol) and the tesla store was absolutely packed with people staring wide-eyed at the model 3 for some drat reason for a bumpkin like me it is a very fancy mall.
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Aug 31, 2018 16:50
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Zikan posted:just some more Very Normal behavior from ole musky "happiest when her hair color approached platinum" is a phrase i hope to use more often in life
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Aug 31, 2018 16:50
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if the problem is people keep walking in the way of the machines, the solution is prevent them from walking in the way of the machines. Part of your process design is controlling human effects. That means both keeping them out of the machinery by limiting their required movement and reducing or eliminating decision making on the part of the human. they go hand in hand too. like that car with the mismatched body panels. the process is probably "go find a panel and install it" and the worker has to walk across the line, find a part (with the option of picking the wrong one), and then walk back and install it. The correct process is "pick up the part from the staging area next to you and install it" where the part has been pre-chosen and delivered to the worker. they don't move from their station which improves both throughput and safety and they don't pick the part themselves which improves throughput and quality. this is why you hire process engineers
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Aug 31, 2018 16:52
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President Beep posted:for a bumpkin like me it is a very fancy mall. yeah as far as malls go it's pretty alright, two floors and some fairly decent stores mixed in between the ultra-wealthy poo poo, but boy does that mall have a lot of ultra-wealthy poo poo. my friend was with us this time and she'd never been and wanted to wander into this furniture store to look around. we go in and the place is like, entirely genuine Tiffany lamps and Fabergé glass... things... and there were signs everywhere saying DUE TO COPYRIGHT LAW PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ANY PHOTOS OR VIDEOS. the guy working the front gave us the dirtiest look when we walked by too lmao
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i hope when tesla's stock tanks elong kills himself ofc he won't, but i can still hope
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Shaggar posted:if the problem is people keep walking in the way of the machines, the solution is prevent them from walking in the way of the machines. Part of your process design is controlling human effects. That means both keeping them out of the machinery by limiting their required movement and reducing or eliminating decision making on the part of the human. they go hand in hand too. like that car with the mismatched body panels. the process is probably "go find a panel and install it" and the worker has to walk across the line, find a part (with the option of picking the wrong one), and then walk back and install it. The correct process is "pick up the part from the staging area next to you and install it" where the part has been pre-chosen and delivered to the worker. they don't move from their station which improves both throughput and safety and they don't pick the part themselves which improves throughput and quality. yeah it's almost like the factory was designed by idiots who didn't know what they were doing
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Aug 31, 2018 16:57
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:this 'sode of rick and morty is dedicated to the memory of elong musk, who is now boldly going where no man has gone before I wonder what sort of egomaniacal thing he has in his will for his death.
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Aug 31, 2018 16:58
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gschmidl posted:I wonder what sort of egomaniacal thing he has in his will for his death. it's definitely some flavor of being shot into space.
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Aug 31, 2018 16:58
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President Beep posted:it's definitely some flavor of being shot into space. aim it at the sun
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President Beep posted:it's definitely some flavor of being shot into space. how could it be anything else unless it's being thrown into an active volcano or having his exwife entombed alive with him
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Aug 31, 2018 17:01
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mewse posted:aim it at the sun its surprisingly difficult to launch something into the sun delta-v wise so of course elon will devote all of his money after his death into making it work
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Aug 31, 2018 17:03
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:how could it be anything else which one
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President Beep posted:it's definitely some flavor of being shot into space. it's definitely some petulant thing about his ex wives or their bio-offspring not getting anything thats left after the primary creditors collect a few quarters during proceedings
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Aug 31, 2018 17:06
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mewse posted:aim it at the sun cool. let's get this show on the road!
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Aug 31, 2018 17:12
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President Beep posted:that one goofball crying outside of an apple store only it's a tesla store at the tampa mall literally every single one of the people who did that memorial poo poo at an apple store should have been burned on a pyre with stebe ate all the Oreos posted:also brookstone is going out of business apparently so be sure to go get some sweet deals on drones, anime headphones, neck pillows and vibrators marketed as personal massagers nah they're just shutting the regular mall stores but its still going to be online/airport and resort shops/that section in a bigger store thing the sharper image does now/holiday popup stores
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Aug 31, 2018 17:18
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fishmech posted:nah they're just shutting the regular mall stores but its still going to be online/airport and resort shops/that section in a bigger store thing the sharper image does now/holiday popup stores someone had hand-scrawled "ALL STORES!" under the "going out of business" sign so I thought that plan maybe changed
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beeeeeeeee the house
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fishmech posted:literally every single one of the people who did that memorial poo poo at an apple store should have been burned on a pyre with stebe so they can huff farts in the afterlife
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Shaggar posted:if the problem is people keep walking in the way of the machines, the solution is prevent them from walking in the way of the machines. Part of your process design is controlling human effects. That means both keeping them out of the machinery by limiting their required movement and reducing or eliminating decision making on the part of the human. they go hand in hand too. like that car with the mismatched body panels. the process is probably "go find a panel and install it" and the worker has to walk across the line, find a part (with the option of picking the wrong one), and then walk back and install it. The correct process is "pick up the part from the staging area next to you and install it" where the part has been pre-chosen and delivered to the worker. they don't move from their station which improves both throughput and safety and they don't pick the part themselves which improves throughput and quality. I got the impression that the line was shut down because he was touring the floor and presumably walking into hazard zones (or they predicted he would)
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Aug 31, 2018 18:23
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i 100% guarantee you that lonny thinks employee deaths would be acceptable if it meant higher production rate/quality on the line no no you see i’m a socialist just not the lovely dumb kind. i’m the kind that believes we could be allocating human lives more efficiently
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Ole Musky's Low-Speed Human Rending Factory
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Sagebrush posted:I got the impression that the line was shut down because he was touring the floor and presumably walking into hazard zones (or they predicted he would) that would be even more hilarious.
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Aug 31, 2018 18:31
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musk watched that i love lucy episode and swore on his father's emeralds he would never let this happen on his watch
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Aug 31, 2018 18:32
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hobbesmaster posted:its surprisingly difficult to launch something into the sun delta-v wise this is really counter-intuitive and i’m v interested in knowing more you’d think it’d be real easy to get sucked in by something as massive as the sun
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Aug 31, 2018 18:40
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Sagebrush posted:I got the impression that the line was shut down because he was touring the floor and presumably walking into hazard zones (or they predicted he would) elon needs press pullbacks only ones that yank his phone out of his hands.
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Aug 31, 2018 18:41
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Rex-Goliath posted:this is really counter-intuitive and i’m v interested in knowing more yeah but ur posts keep sucking things back to earth.
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Aug 31, 2018 18:41
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President Beep posted:yeah but ur posts keep sucking things back to earth. this explains a lot, actually
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Aug 31, 2018 18:43
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Rex-Goliath posted:this is really counter-intuitive and i’m v interested in knowing more if that were true we'd have fallen into the sun billions of years ago. we have enough orbital velocity that not only do we not fall into the sun, but we're millions of miles away from the sun. that's a ton of velocity, and the only way to actually reach the sun would be to cancel out most of it somehow. if you just "fly towards the sun" your orbital velocity will cause you to shoot right past it, since you're constantly moving tangentially to the direction you're trying to go. the way stuff like the parker solar probe gets close to the sun is by looping around a big planet and using orbital slingshot shenanigans to slow it way the hell down
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Aug 31, 2018 18:45
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Rex-Goliath posted:this is really counter-intuitive and i’m v interested in knowing more you basically hafta do a u-turn to actually hit it
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Sagebrush posted:I got the impression that the line was shut down because he was touring the floor and presumably walking into hazard zones (or they predicted he would) that's how i read it, his whole thing being "look, anyone can just dodge these, they're moving so slow, why are you stopping the line?", because he has the intellect of a child
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and like, even with that slingshot it's going to have enough velocity due to all the potential energy getting turned into kinetic energy that by the time it reaches the sun it will become the fastest manmade object ever created, by a lot, and then it'll still have enough oomph to travel all the way back out to where the earth is again.
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Aug 31, 2018 18:50
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:you basically hafta do a u-turn to actually hit it ya can’t get theah from heah.
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Aug 31, 2018 18:50
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turn left dale! noooooo
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no, dale. turn right! 
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