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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

FAUXTON posted:

isn't there a book he can read that says reality is a simulation fed to us and what we perceive as suicide is really the beginning of actual life outside the simulation then

it’s self-published on the back of a bunch of pharmacy labels

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Carthag Tuek posted:

no it just makes the math easier

it's certainly easier to make the cow rotate that way. look at that bovine spin

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG

Pinterest Mom posted:

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1773344252979790088

trying to find ways to sell ads against the porn, which, in my experience from watching internet pornography, the ads are usually very high quality i'm sure they've got great cpm.

subcommunities that some tweets stay in would have also been my suggestion for one of the features to improve twitter (waaaaay before voice calls and payouts and all the other crap), but i dont see why youd start with porn for this

other than maybe trying to commercialize the ░M░Y░P░U░S░S░Y░I░N░B░I░O░ spam, but i think that'd be a separate thing

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

EricBauman posted:

subcommunities that some tweets stay in would have also been my suggestion for one of the features to improve twitter (waaaaay before voice calls and payouts and all the other crap), but i dont see why youd start with porn for this

it had that and Elon deleted it because why would you not want maximum exposure on your tweets?

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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mods please namechange to "PUSSY IN BIOS"

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

EricBauman posted:

subcommunities that some tweets stay in would have also been my suggestion for one of the features to improve twitter (waaaaay before voice calls and payouts and all the other crap), but i dont see why youd start with porn for this

its the only way musk will ever see a woman naked.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Pinterest Mom posted:

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1773344252979790088

trying to find ways to sell ads against the porn, which, in my experience from watching internet pornography, the ads are usually very high quality i'm sure they've got great cpm.

Cat Face Joe posted:

I Love to Jack OffR on Twitter™ dot com

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Cat Face Joe posted:

I Love to Jack OffR on Twitter™ dot com

we know

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG
can we help @jack off twitter?

or is he exclusively on blusky already

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

EricBauman posted:

can we help @jack off twitter?

or is he exclusively on blusky already

hes on a third website because he got bullied off of bluesky

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Beeftweeter posted:

it's certainly easier to make the cow rotate that way. look at that bovine spin

when she hits 88 mph your gonna see some searios teats

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

hes on a third website because he got bullied off of bluesky

bullying CEOs off their own platforms is probably the best thing social media has given us

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

bullying CEOs off their own platforms is probably the best thing social media has given us
needs to happen more imo

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Pinterest Mom posted:

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1773344252979790088

trying to find ways to sell ads against the porn, which, in my experience from watching internet pornography, the ads are usually very high quality i'm sure they've got great cpm.

it all happens on x. or maybe k.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

bullying CEOs off their own platforms is probably the best thing social media has given us

he’s not even the ceo, he’s an absentee board member. he’s too busy eating mushrooms in the desert to do anything

the real funniest thing was when they hired a new safety guy and we realized it’s the guy who got fired from Twitter after Elon bought it for tweeting about how Elon is a Nazi

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Midjack posted:

it all happens on x. or maybe k.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://twitter.com/linuslast/status/1772977573754024384

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



To celebrate billionaires' smooth brains and SBF getting 25 years in prison:

https://x.com/BillAckman/status/1598086237969338368?s=20

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1591822387267665921?s=20

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


> fraudster sentenced to 25 years after high-profile investigation and trial
> "no investigation"

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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he was giving hundreds of millions to the GOP too anyway, just not as loudly because it didn't fit his narrative persona

goddamn elon is so stupid

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Vivian Darkbloom posted:

> fraudster sentenced to 25 years after high-profile investigation and trial
> "no investigation"

the elon tweet was from 2022 where he was claiming sbf would get off scott free since he donated to dems

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
no new prosecutions by April

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Beeftweeter posted:

he was giving hundreds of millions to the GOP too anyway, just not as loudly because it didn't fit his narrative persona

goddamn elon is so stupid

Yeah, that's why they prosecuted him - they found out he wasn't just a Dem donor.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

his how_to_get_out_of_mycrimes.txt was really funny too

* donate to dems?
* donate to republicans?
* become a trump sycophant?
* wingnut welfare?

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Endless Mike posted:

the elon tweet was from 2022 where he was claiming sbf would get off scott free since he donated to dems

you don't gotta hand it to him. elon was just terrified of someone younger, smarter, with a better body and fewer chemical dependencies that cause incontinence usurping his technoking position, particularly in the media

just another :mitt:, i.e. "why don't they"

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Still can't really get over that the man who started a bank to commit fraud is named Sam Bankman Fried, and his mother and father are specialists in corporate ethics and financial law, respectively.

God is pulling a funny one on us.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Beeftweeter posted:

fewer chemical dependencies

heh

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



musky shrimp cocktail

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


musk was just jealous that sbf could get women to stay near him long enough to form a polycule

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Sagebrush posted:

Still can't really get over that the man who started a bank to commit fraud is named Sam Bankman Fried, and his mother and father are specialists in corporate ethics and financial law, respectively.

God is pulling a funny one on us.

the architectural firm that designed all those slave labor stadiums in qatar for the world cup? Albert Speer & Partner

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

ADINSX posted:

I wanna know more about the 2% of "Very Conservative" respondents who thought cops killed ~10,000 unarmed black people a year

they approve of it

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
musk saw sbf and recognized a fellow grifter instantly, and ever since he's been demanding praise from the whole world for that

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Sagebrush posted:

Still can't really get over that the man who started a bank to commit fraud is named Sam Bankman Fried, and his mother and father are specialists in corporate ethics and financial law, respectively.

God is pulling a funny one on us.

it still makes me lol

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
good one, Lord

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Luigi Thirty posted:

the architectural firm that designed all those slave labor stadiums in qatar for the world cup? Albert Speer & Partner

krupp is still in business to this day. thyssenkrupp now but whatever. same family.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


see also: BMW

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Krupp and BMW existed before the war, Speer was nobody until he caught Hitler’s eye I mean

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
ed zitron on the long and public decline of elon musk as both a person and a brand

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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i am fairly convinced ed reads yospos, at least from time to time. anyhow if so

quote:

his own private narcissism hole — an increasingly-fetid swamp full of credulous goons

AHEM

Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Mar 28, 2024

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

ed, since you're reading yospos, elon musk has 11 children, not 7

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