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Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

ADINSX posted:

I don't think its 1000 but I'm pretty skeptical it's 11

I'd believe that the number of cops who aren't able to successfully pull off a cover up to be something like 11. Also probably way way way more cops just beating the crap out of people or killing them without shooting anyone.

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Sagebrush posted:

Still can't really get over that the man who started a bank to commit fraud is named Sam Bankman Fried, and his mother and father are specialists in corporate ethics and financial law, respectively.

God is pulling a funny one on us.

iirc his mom believes there is literally no such thing as fraud and even wrote a couple of papers on it

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

...! posted:

iirc his mom believes there is literally no such thing as fraud and even wrote a couple of papers on it

i honestly have no idea how someone could posit that and still be taken seriously in academia or in general

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1773320167277346999?t=Gzahv-nv602xdKqgLNILcQ&s=19

:hmmyes: ian gets it

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
freedom ain't free, it costs $8 a month

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

infernal machines posted:

ed zitron on the long and public decline of elon musk as both a person and a brand
ed’s good people. i want to like his new podcast more but the style/format is kind of wack. the podcast he used to do with drew toothpaste was often quite good

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

Luigi Thirty posted:

his how_to_get_out_of_mycrimes.txt was really funny too

* donate to dems?
* donate to republicans?
* become a trump sycophant?
* wingnut welfare?

What's this now?

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Internet Old One posted:

What's this now?

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Internet Old One posted:

What's this now?

https://twitter.com/cohenluc/status/1768715698698604767
https://twitter.com/cohenluc/status/1768727567295545666

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Internet Old One posted:

What's this now?

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.590940/gov.uscourts.nysd.590940.410.3_1.pdf

one of the documents they dug out is a big list of ways to become a media darling again

it is entitled "these are all random probably bad ideas that aren’t vetted" and includes such hits as "assert that chapter 11 bankruptcy is colonialism" and "go on tucker and rail against the woke agenda"

e: yeah that one

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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it still is hilarious to me that sbf thought talking to matt levine of all people would help him

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Beeftweeter posted:

it still is hilarious to me that sbf thought talking to matt levine of all people would help him

Isaac Chotiner was busy

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Kenny Logins posted:

ed’s good people. i want to like his new podcast more but the style/format is kind of wack. the podcast he used to do with drew toothpaste was often quite good

As a UK peep loving hate his weird forced accent

And I don't like the overly rant-y nature in the podcast. It could be shorter and more informative

UncleButts
Sep 25, 2003

pure of heart
dumb of ass
I enjoy both the ranty nature and the timbre of his voice. I don't think most of the content is news to folks as online as us, but it's fun to get my blood boiling

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Amphigory posted:

And I don't like the overly rant-y nature in the podcast. It could be shorter and more informative
yeah the whole style is off. hate the ads, the theme song, the basic format. his guests are basically there to form a pretence that he is ranting to someone rather than in general. they don’t add much. but he knows his stuff and has good takes. i prefer his writing i guess

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life
We should start writing letters to SBF while he's in prison so we'll finally have something funny to put on the front page.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Beeftweeter posted:

it still is hilarious to me that sbf thought talking to matt levine of all people would help him

his whole thing is that he thinks if he just explains his dumbass philosophy people will be like ah yes he was right about everything

hence the whole "blabbing continuously while his lawyers tell him to shut the gently caress up" thing

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
wtf does this even mean

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1773452233432305744
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1773468653863751713

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

it means that while we're wasting our time on fake ideas like "equality" and "human rights", some great non-white non-Western evil is going to destroy us all because their ruthlessness grants them a strength no kind person can possibly have

it's not like he's not particularly being subtle about any of this poo poo. especially since the tweet he quoted is from an openly racist rant about how immigrants are sucking up all America's resources and using them to destroy it

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


he means we must kill all black people before they take over

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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he thinks hes a benevolent dictator instead of just a dictator

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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he also thinks he's "the strong" lol

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Beeftweeter posted:

he also thinks he's "the strong" lol

he's $200B stronger than i am

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


I think it means he thinks he’s loving Leto II guiding us on the golden path

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Roosevelt posted:

he's $200B stronger than i am

he sleeps in his office, his kids hate him, he’s got more ex-wives than he has friends, already admits his dogshit ai is smarter than him, and he’s clearly miserable despite the money he could have used for anything fun except he still ended overspending on a website dedicated, since its purchase, to expose him as the saddest incarnation of the most divorced racist clown known to man

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Roosevelt posted:

he's $200B stronger than i am

otoh he was scarred forever from being lightly questioned by don lemon

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

hobbesmaster posted:

I think it means he thinks he’s loving Leto II guiding us on the golden path

I've always said he's a dickless worm.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Beeftweeter posted:

otoh he was scarred forever from being lightly questioned by don lemon

jesus christ i finally watched (the first half of) that interview, and don's not even asking anything difficult. he squirms and hems and haws answering simple questions, and then if it's something he would actually need to commit to (who do you think you might vote for) he just dissembles and lies to the point of nonsense. i think what really put him off was that don lemon was mostly emotionless during his responses and didn't smile or kowtow to his lovely jokes, so kudos to don lemon on that

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
he has a dick. its just extremely hosed up cause he got that enlargement surgery epstein and trump got lol

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i'm going to call that doorknocker-dick from now on. so if you see that term in the future you know i'm talking about one of those guys.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

kdrudy posted:

I've always said he's a dickless worm.

:hmmyes:

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Roosevelt posted:

i'm going to call that doorknocker-dick from now on. so if you see that term in the future you know i'm talking about one of those guys.

its an upgrade from doorbell dick i guess

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

i really hate that man

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

shackleford posted:

i really hate that man

he sucks so fuckin bad

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Well it's 1 am and the cyber truck in the garage has its headlights and tail lights on and there's nobody inside.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Kenny Logins posted:

ed’s good people. i want to like his new podcast more but the style/format is kind of wack. the podcast he used to do with drew toothpaste was often quite good

He was really good as a guest on Chapo and I was excited for his new podcast but thame way he writes and presents is like being lectured by a nerd who thinks they're smarter than you. He needs a guest at all times.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

Megabound posted:

He was really good as a guest on Chapo and I was excited for his new podcast but thame way he writes and presents is like being lectured by a nerd who thinks they're smarter than you. He needs a guest at all times.

yeah this is accurate, he's mostly OK when just chatting about stuff, but I think he feels he needs to make a Serious Point and sounds like a ranting nerd. his accent is awful.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Sagebrush posted:

Well it's 1 am and the cyber truck in the garage has its headlights and tail lights on and there's nobody inside.

why did you buy a cybertruck

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Jonny 290 posted:

he has a dick. its just extremely hosed up cause he got that enlargement surgery epstein and trump got lol

small dick energy :hmmyes:

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

Well it's 1 am and the cyber truck in the garage has its headlights and tail lights on and there's nobody inside.

probably idling in between fares. it drives itself as an uber autonomously, making the owner extra income while they sleep at night

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