hobbesmaster posted:

I think it means he thinks he’s loving Leto II guiding us on the golden path

Kenny Logins posted:

ol’ musky’s understanding of empathy begins and ends with “i like me, and i can tell some other people like me, and i like that, so more people should like me. empathy is good”

...! posted:

people don't like elon

kitten emergency posted:

the weirdest and most off putting nerds you know like elon

quote:

Cathie Wood Buys Tesla Stock. She May Be the Only One Who Doesn’t Hate the Shares Right Now.

Cathie Wood’s ARK Invest bought up millions of dollars worth of Tesla this week as the stock finished a dismal quarter.

Wood’s Ark Innovation ETF bought 65,514 shares of Tesla, according to a trading notification Thursday. That cost around $14 million. The fund also bought 133,334 shares of the EV maker in an update Monday, which cost around $28 million.

Tesla is currently the second top holding in the ETF out of 38 stocks.

Wood, who is also responsible for the ARK Genomic Revolution ETF, Ark Fintech Innovation ETF, and ARK Space Exploration & Innovation ETF, looks to be taking advantage of a turbulent couple of months for Tesla. The stock was the worst performer in the S&P 500 for the first quarter, dropping 29%. That was Tesla’s worst quarter since December 2022 and worst first quarter on record.

Beeftweeter posted:

how in gods name has cathie wood not run out of money yet

(from barron's, that's basically the whole article so no link)

DarkSol posted:

why are people still giving her money? isn't she really bad at all of this?

DarkSol posted:

isn't she really bad at all of this?

thathonkey posted:

the stock is being cooked sous vide

Beeftweeter posted:

she is, but back when crypto (and tesla, etc.) were the shiny investment thing de jure there were a ton of puff pieces in bloomberg and WSJ et. al. saying what a visionary she is and how bitcoin is going to the moon any day now blah blah so she's an investment genius

obviously market realities do not reflect her alleged genius. but i guess her reputation remains? as to why anyone still gives her anything, who the gently caress knows. tbh i don't know how she hasn't lost it all already

Beeftweeter posted:

she is, but back when crypto (and tesla, etc.) were the shiny investment thing de jure there were a ton of puff pieces in bloomberg and WSJ et. al. saying what a visionary she is and how bitcoin is going to the moon any day now blah blah so she's an investment genius

obviously market realities do not reflect her alleged genius. but i guess her reputation remains? as to why anyone still gives her anything, who the gently caress knows. tbh i don't know how she hasn't lost it all already

Cat Face Joe posted:

infernal machines posted:

you'd think he'd get along better with SBF with opinions like that

quote:

world's most corncobbed nazi

Cat Face Joe posted:

Beeftweeter posted:

seems like we should just stop lionizing alleged geniuses. they're basically all grifters

Beeftweeter posted:

seems like we should just stop lionizing alleged geniuses. they're basically all grifters

rotor posted:

ok apparently lionize doesnt mean what i thought it did

rotor posted:

just a few more years guys i swear

Luigi Thirty posted:

he is the smartest, wisest manufacturing mind of all time

Sagebrush posted:

Hey Elon. I took a fully autonomous self-driving car home from the bar the other day. I was drunk and it drove me home safely and smoothly. The fully autonomous car already exists and it isn't made by your company. Please stop

infernal machines posted:

do they not have cabs in san francisco anymore?

gabensraum posted:

speaking of lionizing, this was outside a local church a few years ago

infernal machines posted:

do they not have cabs in san francisco anymore?

Sagebrush posted:

Sorry rotor. I know you don't like them in the neighborhood