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FrozenVent posted:actually, i think you'll find Xe / blackwater / Academi uses armored chevy suburbans
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Sagebrush posted:as we saw when the model 3 was exposed to east coast winters, all teslas are cars designed in california for california techies with zero consideration given to other lifestyles or use scenarios
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infernal machines posted:the bottom fills with snow and so does the bumper. the door handles ice over at the slightest hint of frost. so does the charging port. the windows freeze shut in such a way that the door will break when you try to open it. the fix was to prevent the windows from closing all the way... in the winter
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coworker mentioned using their stimulus check to buy tesla stock. immediately after saying that they know its a bubble.  definitely going to try to work 'you smell like a roll of nickels' into conversations though.
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I get why this is a huge red flag, on like a few levels, but I feel like I don't know enough about the specifics of how such insurance works to grasp the full amount of fuckery this could bring.
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FrozenVent posted:it means the insurance companies looked at them and went “ahahaha nooooope”
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Hello Mr. Musk, we down at the SEC took a donation and brought you a fruit basket in your time of need.
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May 1, 2020 18:39
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Is...is that really the kid's name?
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Midjack posted:pretty sure they already have a mario kart tesla game and it destroys your tires while you play.
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CampingCarl posted:Is...is that really the kid's name?
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FAUXTON posted:Those were girls
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May 5, 2020 15:05
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:it basically is private tutoring, but slightly expanded to like the tesla/spacex c-levels' kids
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May 5, 2020 19:33
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duz posted:yeah but none of them were made the fun way, i guess unless you find ivf fun
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May 5, 2020 21:02
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MomJeans420 posted:It turns out Grimes' emails to Musk are as insufferable as you'd expect What is the context of the bottom part? Musk researching people reporting on his stuff?
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:martin tripp is the guy who noticed punctured batteries were being glued back together and put in to cars in NV and blew the whistle on them so they called in an active shooter report anonymously against him.
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:I'm hoping I won't be
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Platystemon posted:it's corporate suicide by cop
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May 11, 2020 23:29
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I knew nothing would happen but it is still depressing both for the workers and the lack of photos of musk behind bars. If he says he is going to Texas anyway through several books at him.
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May 12, 2020 15:42
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this looks more like some guys are planning a rally at tesla showrooms, but is tesla organizing it? it must be hard for musk to organize large protests since that might involve putting people on buses.
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May 13, 2020 13:29
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is there a nice article or something that i can accidentally leave in the path of a coworker that keeps saying things like "of course elon designs things for spacex, he slept at the spaceport"?
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infernal machines posted:the problem is a lot of musk stans believe exactly that, even though he hasn't done any of those thing, it's absurd to think that he will do any of those things, but his whole public persona is based around people believing the bullshit he spouts
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May 15, 2020 17:39
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gschmidl posted:https://twitter.com/lilly_wachowski/status/1262104754496339968 im waiting for some stupid explanation of why there is a rose instead of a pill in that tweet.
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is it really dead or are there appeals that can go on for years? it is a shame it is from the FCC because for all we know they accidentally or corruptly did the right thing. im sure musk fans will claim the ISPs that have the FCC in their pocket felt threatened.
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May 20, 2020 00:59
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imagine releasing an ota patch to your child's name. hopefully musk doesn't brick his kid.
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May 25, 2020 21:31
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MattO posted:Can you dangle an actual traffic cone from your bumper? Or a few of em... or other obstacle-like items
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May 26, 2020 20:22
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same but one of the 'ventilators' tesla sent out.
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May 26, 2020 23:15
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Is 17 actually meaningful somehow or is that people listening for dog whistles everywhere, real or parody?
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May 29, 2020 15:59
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PIZZA.BAT posted:can't wait for all the shithead dipshits who saw trump win the presidency, think to themselves, 'well if that dipshit could pull it off then why can't I!? because i'm clearly so much smarter' without realizing that trump is a truly perfect storm of malice, ignorance, and stupidity that can't be faked
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Since the SEC has no teeth and the board drank the koolaid what would actually have to happen to start this house of cards collapsing?
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:puddles, enemy number two, after fire trucks
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:the satellites are programmed to rods from the gods anyone that tries to short tesla stock
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MomJeans420 posted:even the cars themselves hate the bazingas Were there any cars before Tesla where you could not open the door mechanically?
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Jul 16, 2020 18:41
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Sagebrush posted:if he was in the front seat he still should have been able to open the door. even the model 3 has a mechanical linkage to pop the front doors open that you actuate by pulling the lever past its stop. doing so will pop the trim out from around the window but it will let you out. it's just the rear doors that can't be opened under any circumstances (inside or outside levers) without electricity. If the rear door thing applies to the low poly truck in case of power loss people in the back can't even break the windows so you better hope the front is still accessible after a crash.
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MomJeans420 posted:How is this even possible?
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MomJeans420 posted:Of course Tesla posted a profit for Q2, which makes them eligible for S&P 500 inclusion but it's still discretionary. Their mysterious accounts receivable balance has now grown to $1.4 billion, and their regulatory credit sales for Q2 are almost $7,000 per car sold outside of China. Not suspect at all If inclusion in the S&P is discretionary I would assume they can't demand an audit but could ask for one. I wonder if Musk would try to pass it or would tweet "S&P is for losers anyway".
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It has been there for a while, or at least on and off. He had it at least a month or so ago when it was especially eyebrow raising saying something dumb but I can't remember which dumb thing specifically.
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gschmidl posted:"Yes," I said, "you LIKE the car." I think 'science' might be better for 'memes'. Or maybe roko.
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TK-42-1 posted:elon’s terminators would probably be too distracted attacking humans on billboards than to fight real people
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jesus WEP posted:donoteat’s voice is exactly halfway between dearest scooter and plinkett i would pay money for him to do Musk's other projects like he did the loop. maybe bring on <rocket/car/telecom/SEC/conman> experts as guests as appropriate.
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Make the app generate a non-refundable charge for each swipe for Tesla realism (and to keep out the poors, so also realism).quote:Users will be able to specify on their dating profiles their car's model and configuration, and will have potential matches sorted by those whose car characteristics most closely align with theirs. alternately "no
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