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President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


SO DEMANDING posted:

cool they found a new use for your moms dildo

the best.

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President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


crossposting:

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


kid 1: I’ve got a race car bed.

kid 2: well ive got a space rocket coffin.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


thailand!

where the cavers dwell

where the divers swim,

and they do swim well

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


lol. the tanks are held on with ratchet straps. imagine having to gently caress around with those in a crucial situation like that.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


“how’s this loving thing go again?”

“poo poo! it’s twisted!”

“no, hold on. you’ve got to pull it thr—no! not like that”

—me, trying to use them to tie down a loving lawn mower onto a utility trailer

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it would be cool if someone trained as a therapist was able to cyberbully elong enough to make him kill himself

we need the bad guy from se7en

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

elon musk excited to deploy his special submarine in trapped thai boy cave

wow, bagging on a guy that's just tying to help. what are you, literally mentally ill or something?

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


Plank Walker posted:

the plan is simple, we send down a machine that turns the children into badniks that can swim, then, upon reaching the cave exit, they are returned to their child form by a sonic spin dash

still more feasible than the death cylinder

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


PleasureKevin posted:

wishing death on rich people, or as i call it class consciousness

this post gives me pleasure, kevin.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


wow! I’ve never even heard of this! elon knows about so much.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


don’t worry. we’ll ask elon to help find it again.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


Zlodo posted:

*rescuers bring out another kid out to safety*

Musk: well anyway if you need my sub here it is.

Rescuers: yeah, thanks dude

*Musk leaves in a huff*

he was hanging out in the back, peering over/through the crowd with his hands shoved in his pockets.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


i don't think anyone actually thought elon's underwater rocket would ever be used.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!



lol, huh??

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


escaping up the rear end!

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


graph posted:

he donated 500 bicycles

for gently caress's sake.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


infernal machines posted:

it's techbubble as gently caress

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


Fuzzy Mammal posted:

musk does have a lot of recent experience with running a business under water

dang.....

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


mary, you goddamn dummy.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


infernal machines posted:

pfft, technicalities

i'm pretty sure the only requirement is that they submerse. i should know, i once sat across from a couple p.engs on a train, and am at least as qualified an engineer as elron musk

oh yeah??? well i saw das boot a long time ago so now im a submarine designer and a historian.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


flakeloaf posted:

i'm not a submariner but i drowned fourteen children at a holiday location last night

crankin’ it in the shower doesn’t count.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


motherfucker this had better be fake!

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


Jonny 290 posted:

Musk said he was almost run over by a truck while riding a dirt bike as a kid, which is why Tesla won't be getting into the bike business.

miracles into mistakes right there.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


infernal machines posted:

lmao. why is he so pathologically opposed to experts?

like, i get that he's a tech dweeb and thus can't stomach the idea that anyone might know how to do something better than him, but come on, this is just ridiculous

he's projecting the angst he feels about not being an engineer.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


actually it's because he's an rear end in a top hat piece of poo poo.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!



always a welcome sight.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


heh. lol.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


the marquis de clod

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!



https://www.esquire.com/news-politi...musk-submarine/

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


seriously. just imagine if he’d bazinga’d his way into a crisis situation that wasn’t already being overseen by experts. his BS could’ve actually gotten someone killed.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


submarines is rockets with water outside

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


Seaquest, DOA

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


Das Todt

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


big scary monsters posted:

a lot of wealthy, powerful men are paedophiles. elon musk, known man of wealth and power, care to respond??

“elon, do you think there are any billionaires who aren’t raging pedophiles?” *tilts mic towards mr. musk*

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


lil baby jon jon offering perspective.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


elon gettin' his squeal on.

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President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


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