TSLA: When this baby hits 88 you're going to see some serious shit

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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

SO DEMANDING posted:

cool they found a new use for your moms dildo

the best.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2018 01:29

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 12:36

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

crossposting:

President Beep posted:

ship it!

# ¿ Jul 9, 2018 01:30

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

kid 1: I�ve got a race car bed.

kid 2: well ive got a space rocket coffin.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2018 01:31

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

thailand!

where the cavers dwell

where the divers swim,

and they do swim well

# ¿ Jul 9, 2018 02:53

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lol. the tanks are held on with ratchet straps. imagine having to gently caress around with those in a crucial situation like that.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2018 03:13

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

�how�s this loving thing go again?�

�poo poo! it�s twisted!�

�no, hold on. you�ve got to pull it thr�no! not like that�

�me, trying to use them to tie down a loving lawn mower onto a utility trailer

# ¿ Jul 9, 2018 03:15

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it would be cool if someone trained as a therapist was able to cyberbully elong enough to make him kill himself

we need the bad guy from se7en

# ¿ Jul 9, 2018 19:56

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

elon musk excited to deploy his special submarine in trapped thai boy cave

wow, bagging on a guy that's just tying to help. what are you, literally mentally ill or something?

# ¿ Jul 9, 2018 20:10

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

emeraldmine

# ¿ Jul 9, 2018 20:17

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Plank Walker posted:

the plan is simple, we send down a machine that turns the children into badniks that can swim, then, upon reaching the cave exit, they are returned to their child form by a sonic spin dash

still more feasible than the death cylinder

# ¿ Jul 9, 2018 20:30

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

PleasureKevin posted:

wishing death on rich people, or as i call it class consciousness

this post gives me pleasure, kevin.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2018 22:42

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

wow! I�ve never even heard of this! elon knows about so much.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2018 03:42

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

don�t worry. we�ll ask elon to help find it again.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2018 03:53

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Zlodo posted:

*rescuers bring out another kid out to safety*

Musk: well anyway if you need my sub here it is.

Rescuers: yeah, thanks dude

*Musk leaves in a huff*

he was hanging out in the back, peering over/through the crowd with his hands shoved in his pockets.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2018 12:55

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

i don't think anyone actually thought elon's underwater rocket would ever be used.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2018 16:50

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1016696081697009664

lmao

lol, huh??

# ¿ Jul 10, 2018 17:11

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

escaping up the rear end!

# ¿ Jul 10, 2018 17:21

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

graph posted:

he donated 500 bicycles

for gently caress's sake.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2018 17:41

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

infernal machines posted:

it's techbubble as gently caress

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 00:37

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

musk does have a lot of recent experience with running a business under water

dang.....

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 01:40

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

mary, you goddamn dummy.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 01:46

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

infernal machines posted:

pfft, technicalities

i'm pretty sure the only requirement is that they submerse. i should know, i once sat across from a couple p.engs on a train, and am at least as qualified an engineer as elron musk

oh yeah??? well i saw das boot a long time ago so now im a submarine designer and a historian.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 08:28

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

flakeloaf posted:

i'm not a submariner but i drowned fourteen children at a holiday location last night

crankin� it in the shower doesn�t count.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 13:23

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

motherfucker this had better be fake! :argh:

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 19:50

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Jonny 290 posted:

Musk said he was almost run over by a truck while riding a dirt bike as a kid, which is why Tesla won't be getting into the bike business.

miracles into mistakes right there.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 20:00

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

infernal machines posted:

lmao. why is he so pathologically opposed to experts?

like, i get that he's a tech dweeb and thus can't stomach the idea that anyone might know how to do something better than him, but come on, this is just ridiculous

he's projecting the angst he feels about not being an engineer.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 21:55

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

actually it's because he's an rear end in a top hat piece of poo poo.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 21:55

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

https://imgur.com/gallery/tI8ys

always a welcome sight.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 22:43

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

heh. lol.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 02:20

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

the marquis de clod

# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 02:32

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Silver Alicorn posted:

https://twitter.com/QTRResearch/status/1017914936289349635

elong musk fuckin sux

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a22147743/thai-cave-rescue-elon-musk-submarine/

# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 18:11

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

seriously. just imagine if he�d bazinga�d his way into a crisis situation that wasn�t already being overseen by experts. his BS could�ve actually gotten someone killed.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 01:51

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

submarines is rockets with water outside

# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 02:00

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Seaquest, DOA

# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 02:20

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Das Todt

# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 02:27

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 03:45

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

big scary monsters posted:

a lot of wealthy, powerful men are paedophiles. elon musk, known man of wealth and power, care to respond??

�elon, do you think there are any billionaires who aren�t raging pedophiles?� *tilts mic towards mr. musk*

# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 17:31

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lil baby jon jon offering perspective. :thunk:

# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 18:48

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

elon gettin' his squeal on.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 19:12

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 12:36

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

it's 2018 and buzzfeed is cranking out the realest headlines.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 19:16

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