TSLA: When this baby hits 88 you're going to see some serious shit

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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

prisoner of waffles posted:

https://twitter.com/AZEALIABANKSNYC/status/1041755586663247873

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 20:41

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 08:32

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

spankmeister posted:

was expecting dickbutt tbh

turn your monitor off

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 22:41

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Agile Vector posted:

thread delivers once again. :patriot:

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 23:47

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

grimes........is grimey!!!

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 00:04

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Captain Foo posted:

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 01:41

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Combat Theory posted:

I love how

that's the spirit!

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 12:50

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Poniard posted:

i wonder if elon thinks about how

that fucker totally hates how. bet you a signed dollar bill!

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 12:59

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ID"S HABBENING

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 17:01

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ah, yes, but look at that rally between *squints* 11:45 and 11:50.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 17:03

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ah, the cars 2 strategy...

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 17:45

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

may have already made that """joke""" itt, but w/e :justpost:

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 17:45

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

yeah, that's one way to inflate a stock price before selling your own shares off, or something.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 18:02

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

everyone who plays the market is a rational actor, and furthermore...

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 19:10

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

iospace posted:

AT&T has taken out loans to be able to pay dividends

lmao. that's just lovely.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2018 16:27

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Shaggar posted:

what defines an employer cause only a company would be an employer, not a person.

years ago i was told that you couldn't be in the iww if you could hire or fire someone. don't know how official that is/was though.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2018 20:41

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

shareholders expect dividends and i need cash now!

# ¿ Sep 19, 2018 21:45

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

paul blart, fair cop

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 02:24

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

foonykins posted:

guy in my d&d group said he can�t make it next week cause he�s flying out to audit the gigafactory.

told him he�s going to have one hell of a time and to come back with anything juicy he can. told him about the union pacific thing and this thread and he just shook his head and groaned as he walked out.

will report back to this thread with any info he�s willing to give up. i hope musky doesn�t have him murdered, he�s our only cleric

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 13:19

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

cool. handles for the pallbearers.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 19:40

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

*leaves

# ¿ Sep 21, 2018 04:32

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

poo poo!

# ¿ Sep 21, 2018 04:33

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

fart simpson posted:

weighing the water

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 11:38

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Powershift posted:

At what temperature though

AT WHAT TEMPERATURE!?!?!?!?!?!

you have to know where the beans came from and then heat/cool the correct amount of water to the median daytime high temperature during the last third of the growing season.

come on.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 11:54

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

big scary monsters posted:

i doubt even the most yospos of yospos coffee thread enthusiasts are using their scales in a vacuum

on the other hand, ur posts do tend to suck the air out of the room...

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 13:31

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

god dammit

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 13:41

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

SpaceX Previews Its Mars Base Alpha and New BFR Design

�Musk previously noted that it will probably take SpaceX until 2028 to build on Mars.�

i can�t wait!!! :monocle:

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 14:23

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

he�s also incredibly popular with a whole bunch of people, which helps insulate him from consequences.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 15:10

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

weighing flour for baking is legit. weighing water for coffee is not.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 16:03

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

that�s cool. it�s more effort than im willing to put into it, but it�s not unreasonable to weigh something out that can experience meaningful changes in density, as you pointed out wrt to flour.

water, on the other hand...

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 16:15

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

he has to somehow top murdering his neighbor too.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 17:03

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

infernal machines posted:

perhaps they are in fact very dumb

you just cracked the case. you�ll make detective for this.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 17:30

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Peeny Cheez posted:

Not so fast. Lietenant Cheez, Internal Affairs. We've still got our eye on that one. Sure, command made that whacking off in the squadcar thing go away, but any more trouble like he had down in the south side last year and he's in for a world of poo poo.

im the president. you can�t boss me around like this.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 17:45

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

when you buy tesla, you�re not buying a car, you�re buying a lifestyle.

(no, seriously. there is literally no car for you.)

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 18:17

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

No.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 18:30

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

cmot diddler

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 18:43

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

squirty harry calloused-hand

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 19:43

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ol qwerty bastard posted:

crash me own tesla

# ¿ Sep 23, 2018 06:18

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

jre posted:

i feel like the last name should be modified too so that it better fits the tesla narrative.

CMOT Fibbler, perhaps?

# ¿ Sep 23, 2018 11:44

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

angry and horny police chief: �calloused-hand! my orifice! now!�

# ¿ Sep 23, 2018 15:56

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 08:32

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

the mayor�s crawling up my rear end over this! :mrgw:

# ¿ Sep 23, 2018 16:29

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