TSLA: When this baby hits 88 you're going to see some serious shit

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Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/kennethlogins/status/1019009592309747712?s=21

# ¿ Jun 21, 2020 21:57

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 04:33

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Sagebrush posted:

why do women say "girlfriends" to talk about their female friends instead of just "friends"

yeah i think it�s author/authoress type passive sexism holdover

# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 14:43

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

jesus WEP posted:

man action park sounded so cool

any park can be a man action park after dark

# ¿ Oct 28, 2020 23:42

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Beeftweeter posted:

does the "pope emeritus" still get to wear a fancy hat?

i don't think he should be called pope if he doesn't get the Hat of Power

iirc the idea of a uhhhhh fuckin' supernumerary pope living at the same as the active one isn't very common historically

# ¿ Dec 31, 2022 20:42

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

sorry i didn't keep reading to see someone else already said that

please substitute "the only good pope is a dead pope on cadaver synod" for my now-deprecated post. tyia

# ¿ Dec 31, 2022 20:43

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Achmed Jones posted:

i think he still doesn't realize that he invented take-out

it's somewhat closer to an automat and also not realizing why we don't still have those

# ¿ Jan 20, 2023 22:30

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Luigi Thirty posted:

ELON: all third party clients are now banned

NAZI: elon ever since you banned third party clients my numbers are all down. i think there are agents of the deep state operating at twitter suppressing my posts

ELON: Looking into this.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2023 23:29

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

infernal machines posted:

there is no reason to know

you can very safely file this under "poo poo i have no reason to be aware of in any capacity"

along with (homie) what set she from

# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 17:11

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Zamujasa posted:

do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down

# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 17:24

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Tesseraction posted:

i saw someone point out how bizarre it is that he didn't even specify a type of red, like, does he only like the visual aesthetic? and even I, who do not like red wine, would at least specify something, like a merlot is less likely to make me gag

it's because he came up with the tweet while high and sitting on the toilet

# ¿ Jan 23, 2023 17:55

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

it would be very on brand for elon to only like white wine actually

https://youtu.be/VxUB5muyKEU

# ¿ Jan 23, 2023 20:54

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Shame Boy posted:

they call me mr. tweet,
good morning how are you i'm mr. tweet.
post "Interesting." at things,
i'm not a real genius
but i am a real boer, i am an ac-tu-aal boer

i think i'm getting good
but i can't handle criticisms

# ¿ Jan 23, 2023 22:48

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Tesseraction posted:

https://twitter.com/matthfield/status/1617627417782398976

this is an ethics exam question

# ¿ Jan 23, 2023 23:24

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

gschmidl posted:

# ¿ Jan 25, 2023 13:26

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Beeftweeter posted:

it's fine she's observing shabbat. maybe shes a little woozy

https://twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/1619160281351081984

"assume the best", claire i can't even assume you know what words mean

# ¿ Jan 28, 2023 13:02

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

4lokos basilisk posted:

more like high in the manchild castle

# ¿ Jan 28, 2023 14:16

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

infernal machines posted:

the absolute most charitable reading of this is "you should assume i was making a joke rather than sympathizing with nazism", which unfortunately relies on a lot of previous context and goodwill that she doesn't appear to have

# ¿ Jan 28, 2023 17:43

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Jonny 290 posted:

lol at her trying to y'all all the time

grimes you're the richest of white trust fund girls

https://twitter.com/collnsmith/status/1404164504800407561?s=20

# ¿ Jan 28, 2023 19:40

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

"eating disorder? hold my kombucha"

# ¿ Jan 28, 2023 20:15

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

refleks posted:

did she ever get that nordic rune tatoo on her face or what the gently caress she was on about?

she got some kind of face surgery in the past year. it looked like something you might see for people who want to look more like honn�amise

# ¿ Jan 28, 2023 20:29

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Beeftweeter posted:

the operative word in "space nazis" is still "nazis"

# ¿ Jan 28, 2023 22:58

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

qirex posted:

even if they just happened to be very stupid someone that dumb would believe other fascist talking points

grimes could write a book on blindly accepting dipshit talking points, which would be one more than she's ever read

# ¿ Jan 29, 2023 23:04

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

FMguru posted:

aw cmon dont you remember her putting on that weird outfit and walking around getting her picture taken while pointedly reading the communist manifesto to show off how smart she was?

oh yeah the stillsuit. super staged photo op lol

# ¿ Jan 29, 2023 23:15

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Beeftweeter posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1619773318915313664
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1619888221881794560
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1619888279817719808

god i hate him

# ¿ Jan 30, 2023 13:20

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Beeftweeter posted:

is flag desecration a crime in canada too

no. we don't pledge allegiance to it every morning either, or pretend that's anything approaching normal

# ¿ Jan 30, 2023 13:46

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Tesseraction posted:

that's cheating, you can't use Christian fascists to prove a point about cults

Beeftweeter posted:

those are just americans

# ¿ Jan 30, 2023 14:12

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Roosevelt posted:

was he workshopping a joke with all those tweets? idgi

since he literally shitposts while stoned, he must have just eaten a lot of cheese that day

# ¿ Jan 30, 2023 17:30

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

ben shapino posted:

https://twitter.com/DogeMarineP/status/1621521555204497408

"no brainer" well when you're right you're right

# ¿ Feb 3, 2023 18:35

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Chris Knight posted:

lol
https://twitter.com/sawyermerritt/status/1621715943402487808

finally, now every aspect of the tesla, price included, is incredibly volatile

# ¿ Feb 4, 2023 20:06

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

FlapYoJacks posted:

# ¿ Feb 5, 2023 00:05

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

FMguru posted:

one of eloms most reliable tics is when he shifts into clipped buzzword mode while tweeting about a technical subject - its a surefire sign that he is just talking straight out his rear end (moreso than usual) and randomly scrambling in some tech jargon from the last conversation he had with an engineer

yeah. clear, lucid communication is definitely not in his best interests

# ¿ Feb 5, 2023 23:02

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Tesseraction posted:

https://twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1622560042879787008

egg

# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 13:37

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

does he not have enough money to buy hats

# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 13:59

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

the great white Fail Whale: tweet me ishmael

from hell�s heart i stab at his head; for hate�s sake his brainpain spits its last breath

# ¿ Feb 9, 2023 14:17

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Chris Knight posted:

truk up yer rear end
https://twitter.com/greggertruck/status/1623824271318589440

can't say it's pointless, technically

# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 15:29

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

my vorpal truck went snicker-snack!
it left me dead, and with my head
it went exploding back

# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 15:31

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

"two significant problems" lol. lmao

# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 13:16

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Video Nasty posted:

😗👌

# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 17:10

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Chris Knight posted:

Seyboer

# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 17:10

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 04:33

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

The Management posted:

what happens when you take a narcissistic sociopath that is addicted to attention, show him more attention metrics, and then give him control over how those metrics are driven? find out on the next episode of Twitter.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2023 14:06

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