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rotor posted:really only a matter of time before poo poo starts to get actually bad and not hilarious bad Wasn’t there tweets today about a new summon update being pushed out?
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2022 22:57 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 15:42 |
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EricBauman posted:musk is occupied elsewhere, so it's probably a great time for tesla folks to get some work done on things that actually matter. I just wanna know if I need to be vigilant of Teslas when I walk through the parking lot at work tomorrow.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2022 23:05 |
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rotor posted:right but it should de-energize the rest of the car. So apparently people aren't using it? or ??? If I was just someone working at a body shop I would not assume the car could just instantly kill me when pulling a dent, so I can see this situation happening. Also the warning is probably in the charging cover so I wouldn’t necessarily have a reason to open it.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2022 23:26 |
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Having to wake up each morning as Elon Musk is at least sort of a punishment.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2022 23:51 |
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fart simpson posted:cool av dude that was one of my favorite cards back in the day It’s such chill art too.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2022 03:02 |
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FMguru posted:no sign of the cybertrukkkk or the semi or the roadster2 or the robot or or or or... Oh so 2 glasses is a set now?
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 00:41 |
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PIZZA.BAT posted:there's more dwight shrutes out there than any of us would like to admit I work within speaking distance of two of them, not including myself.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 03:43 |
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rotor posted:hey yospos are microservices good or bad? need to know by end of day Make a bat file that can start them all and tell him it’s a mega service or something?
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 22:34 |
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jesus WEP posted:maybe microservices are good but i only ever saw them because someone wanted “architected a solution using microservices” on their resume We’re moving versions of the third party system I maintain and I performance tested the new version that is rearchitected using micro services and it’s faster, but idk if the micro services are the reason because they rewrote a bunch of other stuff too.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 22:38 |
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Chris Knight posted:totally normal ceo behaviour Lol he tweeted a cheeky picture of a Nazi soldier like 4 days ago.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 23:34 |
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Plorkyeran posted:teslas not doing the incredibly stupid "space age" look is the only appealing thing about them They just look like lovely cribbed Aston Martin designs like the Ford Fusion? I think both types of car look stupid for the record.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 17:08 |
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The_Franz posted:of those 10, i wonder just how many are true believer elon rimjobbers vs "i'd quit, but my child was born with a heart condition and we cannot be without health insurance for even 3 seconds" Close to half of those are probably H1-B employees: edit: it’s weird to me that that data was public.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 21:51 |
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Twerk from Home posted:I feel like the answer will be "no", but do visa employees have any type of longer-term contract in connection to the visa that would prevent the employer from saying "Last week you were full remote and full time, this week you must be in the physical office 60 hours a week or your rear end is fired."? looks like there is a 60 day grace period for you to transfer your visa to a new place of employment after your last day of employment. Also if you Google it the first thing it says after you know you’re losing your job is “hire a lawyer.”
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 22:00 |
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The_Franz posted:silicon valley turbonerds have reinvented the quiverfull movement Does Agile stand in for Christianity in this situation?
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 23:53 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:i'm brave enough to say it: Every Silicon Valley company that I can think of has massive diversity and discrimination issues.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2022 18:41 |
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icantfindaname posted:so is twitter not going to go down after all? the chapo maxim is that the funniest outcome is what will happen in the timeline we're on, and unfortunately i think NOT going down might be that it’s going to lead to every company in the USA firing 90% of their workforces and we’ll enter the truly funny times.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2022 00:05 |
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Drop shipping scams are going to save Twitter.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2022 23:54 |
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PIZZA.BAT posted:maybe i'm misreading this but how is this a scandal? Some Q weirdos picked up on it and made it one because the company has upper management who happen to be gay and Jewish. Now it’s on the right wing grifter menu.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2022 15:26 |
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Beeftweeter posted:lmao what lol I looked at his TL and this dude has like 20 separate posts about the history of Diet Coke, and a bunch of other facts which I don’t think are correct. I could also be having a fever dream.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2022 04:54 |
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njsykora posted:he found a pond that looks a bit like one in apple park, unless he just went to apple park to film that and got someone to stand next to him so idiots would believe tim apple was next to him, i know some parts of apple park are accessible to the public since there's an apple store there Is he trying to pretend it’s all cool now I don’t get it?
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2022 21:47 |
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He’s going to end up combining the Stanford Prison Experiment and frontal lobotomies.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2022 05:06 |
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Love the weird nerds lining up around the block for brain poising because at this point they know the guy they thought was techno Jesus is a moron, but they can’t imagine anything worse than admitting they were wrong.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2022 13:55 |
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Gnossiennes posted:i can't tell if eyesight/contrast prescription is just getting shittier as i age, or if headlights are just weird and worse now. i hate driving at night because half the headlights look like they're flashing at me They’re either brighter or there’s a bunch of people that never dim their brights.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2022 00:20 |
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Beeftweeter posted:oohh, you might be talking about the auto-leveling lights That’s my issue. my car is already low to the ground, but it’s also a hatchback so the back window is huge, and most people don’t drive cars anymore so the headlights are right in my back window.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2022 01:31 |
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Beeftweeter posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598381157124837376 That may be the worst way to say “Lurkers Post” I’ve ever seen. I didn’t even consider it as something you could say wrong until just now.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2022 16:14 |
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mystes posted:Did he already forget from a couple days ago that "love speech" is Kanye's term for hate sepech? Oh I didn’t know that. It’s probably a dog whistle, or he’s just stupid. My money is on both.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2022 20:38 |
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Gorman Thomas posted:https://twitter.com/Jason/status/1603087139222147072?t=8pwKzUEf6KBF97o8sxCg5g&s=19 If only there was some sort of way you could take a plane without showing your location, like a some sort of anonymous plane, maybe other people could be on it?
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2022 22:00 |
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Does anyone know how to shut the rat bucket off? I have all the rats I need.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 16:55 |
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MononcQc posted:stolen from elsewhere lol
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2023 00:29 |
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Wasnt there also some interview or tweet where she was like clockwork oranging her newborn with some horrible movie? That seemed mildly evil to me and definitely child abuse.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2023 04:43 |
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What if the tent factory was just the place you lived?
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2023 05:22 |
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bort posted:did she call it "bisketti" when she had her eating disorder? I’ve heard an interview with Grimes so I can say with confidence: absolutely.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 01:27 |
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FAUXTON posted:not to mention that there's whole waves of LED street lights' diode coatings failing and turning fluorescent purple Oh that’s why the intersection by my house is like that. It messes with my wife’s epilepsy when we drive through there, not like “has a seizure” but is definitely a close your eyes moment.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 20:38 |
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FAUXTON posted:well that sounds loving terrifying It makes the light like way brighter than the others. We’ve had some trouble with OLED screens too, idk how it is for other peoples epilepsy though because I only know how it affects her.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 20:44 |
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Elder Postsman posted:lmfao He’s gonna forget about this; I hope people ask him to gently caress with him forever.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2023 21:50 |
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bawfuls posted:that’s cause Twitter is held together like a tangled ball of twine Drop the tables cowards.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 17:41 |
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2013 eh? edit: Wait maybe that’s the day it was posted because that date is still there. TheMightyBoops fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Apr 12, 2023 |
# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 20:53 |
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Shame Boy posted:more show more show more show Pounding on the table, increasing speed with each “moreShow!”
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2023 18:53 |
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Fabricated posted:Well Musk is outlasting his competitors at least. It’s bizarre that it made it that long; I think Gab is the other one of these I’d assumed was already gone?
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2023 23:27 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 15:42 |
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They’re there to have an orgy in it, I would assume aesthetics are not a primary part of it.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2023 18:56 |