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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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SO DEMANDING posted:

cool they found a new use for your moms dildo

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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akadajet posted:

elon should cram himself inside of that thing and launch it into the sun

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Suspicious posted:

so, uh, what's the use case for this

read the thread title

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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bumping this thread because Elon musk sucks

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Captain Foo posted:

bumping this thread because Elon musk sucks

thread was at the top of the forum but i'm doing it again anyway

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Elon musk loving sucks

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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HAIL eSATA-n posted:


musk was actively harmful and in the way because he's a narcissist bitch baby obsessed with killing people in tubes

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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bumping because Elon musk sucks rear end

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Cat Face Joe posted:

quotin the water coffin cause i haven't yet

Quoting because Elon musk sucks rear end

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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mrmcd posted:

Did elfin dusk kill those kids yet or what?

now he's trying to gently caress them

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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bumping this thread because Elon musk sucks rear end

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Jonny 290 posted:

oh loving hmbol goddammit ben



what

is this some stopped clock poo poo or is it just brain-poisoned

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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canyoneer posted:

he sent a submarine expecting a kid pro quo

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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obstipator posted:

100% chance that elon is a winner!

hm, nah

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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bump because elon musk sucks rear end

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Sham bam bamina! posted:

reminder that it's actually elong musk who sucks rear end and that elon musk is Very Good

get out of yospos

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Elon musk kill the company

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Zamujasa posted:

Video game crash of 2018

This article is about the Tesla crash caused by Atari video games. For the industry crash caused by Atari video games, see Video game crash of 1983.

megalomarf

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Jonny 290 posted:

maserati is going to loving die now that tesla has cornered the 'knows nothing about cars, has a lot of money and wants to spend it all on a vehicle that's not remotely worth it' market

do Teslas get up to 185

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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President Beep posted:

lol

my awesome tesla, itself it can drive!
i hit a brick wall, no longer alive.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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if you want a modern minivan buy a subaru crosstrek

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

I saw this a while back which was even more ‘worm driving an apple-car’



holy poo poo

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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posting itt for it is true that elon musk really sucks

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Zamujasa posted:

putting the elon in felon

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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TerminalRaptor posted:

arse has an article up right now saying the board is completely in the dark about musky's supposed private funding to take Tesla private.

musky is apparently speed running securities fraud

that's impressive given how in the tank they usually are for elon

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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anyone who calls himself an alpha male is, but they're actually referring to the software sense of the term

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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flakeloaf posted:

securities fuckup megathread

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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flakeloaf posted:

the puddle is too deep to ford
you lose:

8 sets of jorts
3 empty starbucks cups
1 bumper
220 pounds of driver
FARTBONER (drowned)

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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graph posted:

not even suspended they nuked the account

wtf

yowza

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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blessed be garph

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Plank Walker posted:

I'm buying back my stocks today, and at $420!

That means only one thing...BRING IT IN GUYS!!!

*every agent from every federal watchdog and investigative bureau come in with everything for a HUGE subpoena*

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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George posted:

mods i can see obstipators av again pls do the needful

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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obstipator posted:

alls im saying is he worded his reply in such a way to suggest he didnt even try to ask them for help. as an outsider looking in, its a no brainer to ask them for help

shut the gently caress up and get out of yospos forever

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Triglav posted:

loving (((bankers)))

:thunk:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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100% of people that drive a Tesla will die

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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shaggar your posts suck nearly as much rear end as elon musk does

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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elon musk, and his companies, suck rear end

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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fuckin' lmao

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