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dad bought a Tesla because he’s my dad and kinda dumb. I told him Teslas are bad because fire explode and crash but I expect to need more details to shame him later. remind me again what the main points of Tesla EVs Bad are? also gonna make sure he’s written up the will
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Mr. Bonkers posted:teslas fire explode crash and you cant escape lol
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Lead out in cuffs posted:The good news, if he's ordered a Cybertruk, is that it's currently vapourware. You can't die in something that doesn't exist. aw man, I was hoping that’d be the one silver lining
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Eeyo posted:cool so what site will non-insane people go to now? just don’t replace it - it’s good for one to cut this habit out of their life.
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akadajet posted:it's like finance, but it's bi on behalf of everyone not at the extremes of the kinsey scale: gently caress that
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Shumagorath posted:one positive outcome from this meltdown is we might finally get a sequel to Margin Call for big tech inshallah this happens to the entire industry
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Tayter Swift posted:it's 9am, where are the emails things did not go as planned
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couldn’t have happened to a more worthy guy and company
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icantfindaname posted:100% chance elon starts demanding that many of these people come back to work at will goes both ways bitch 
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yo hold upFrozenVent posted:director of hr thought that was the lay off list so we had to promptly re-hire these people the next day and lay off the people we’d told kept their job lol
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Chris Knight posted:nah. the more we use the site, the more it costs him. I mean working at twitter
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Ultraklystron posted:Elon doesn't know what a chargeback is. hell yeah
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njsykora posted:even in its resurgence there's no dignity in getting dunked on by tumblr dignity has nothing to do with any of this
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Nessus posted:yeah, the real message is "nobody believes anything, it's all fake selfishness" yeah. way I see it, you are what you say you are. you wanna be seen as someone who gives a poo poo about the poor and downtrodden, then act that way. and i don’t care how much you say “it’s just the internet bro, it’s just words man”, if you say nazi poo poo you mean nazi poo poo you are nazi poo poo.
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:He left Twitter hahgahahahahahahhahahshdgfhfjkgkgjfhdh what is life
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frankly if it’s good enough for trent reznor it’s good enough for everyone
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i think its just that everyone is different. i don’t have all of that and thinking about what would happen if I did led me to realize that id still be unhappy
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knox_harrington posted:just not having to work would make me very very happy agreed. work when it’s time, I say. it is not always time.
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Jonny 290 posted:after the spaces (nee periscope) failure to respect suspension issues i cant wait for the new SRE/engineering campaign sweeping the industry like wildfire, loosely themed as "if Elon Musk bought this company tomorrow, what duct tape and chewing gum poo poo that we've long forgotten about would he immediately surface, completely unintentionally?" “dude, I don’t even know”
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