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Musk said he was almost run over by a truck while riding a dirt bike as a kid, which is why Tesla won't be getting into the bike business.
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Jul 11, 2018 19:58
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elon musk is what happens when you give grover a billion dollars
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Jul 13, 2018 05:11
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PleasureKevin posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1017946621949173760 what do elon musk, qanon, #resist, the lottery, and health insurance have in common? they sell hope, which no longer naturally exists in america
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Jul 15, 2018 03:47
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errol's a huge piece of poo poo too yeah
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Jul 15, 2018 21:11
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same menu, different dish https://twitter.com/jonny290/status/1018621093190426625
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Jul 16, 2018 02:46
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Gazpacho posted:Did anyone bother checking whether the “car” was on the course Elon said it was? I’m thinking of that satellite that NK launched into a tumbling orbit and still celebrates as a victorious space conquest (and also someone in gbs was actually afraid it had a nuke payload ready to drop on them in their sleep) ham satellite nerds tracked it for a couple days and it appeared to be on the "correct" (wrong) trajectory. its not hanging out in low earth orbit or anything.
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Jul 16, 2018 22:16
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President Beep posted:ah, the ol' units "produced" versus units "sold" switcharoo https://twitter.com/jonny290/status/1020048930397188096
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Jul 19, 2018 21:54
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its not as funny as the corncobbing thing or 'bend the knee' thing tho
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Jul 19, 2018 23:03
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infernal machines posted:your car is smouldering and licks of flame are beginning to shoot out from the undercarriage, your children are in the back seat. quickly take your 12v battery pack, remove the cover from the bumper, connect the battery to the auxiliary power terminal, and hope that enough of the car comes online to allow you to use the rear door handles. this is what we get for letting white people develop "escape rooms" as fun weekend activities.
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Jul 24, 2018 20:53
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what the gently caress is carplay anyways
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Jul 25, 2018 01:28
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so its like bluetooth or what
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Jul 25, 2018 01:32
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god lmao
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Jul 25, 2018 01:33
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touchscreens in cars are bad and wrong but people will keep pawing at them so whatever
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Jul 25, 2018 02:08
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back when i had the forester i'd plug my iphone into it and would click a link for an icecast stream from my ham shack and i could listen to the old dudes via 4g it was pretty neat
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Jul 25, 2018 04:46
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:truth public radio can be ok
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Jul 25, 2018 07:44
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oh loving hmbol goddammit ben
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Jul 26, 2018 04:09
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he is literally that dude that makes the "best thing about high school is i keep gettin older and they keep stayin the saaaaame aaaaaage" he is a serial dump-for-a-19-year-old guy
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Jul 27, 2018 16:50
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just play ready player one on loop at full volume the entire time anybody is in the car
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Aug 2, 2018 05:04
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rp1 would have been vastly more tolerable if it was written by somebody who was not a hack, somebody who could take the tropes and concepts that cline literally xeroxed into his manuscript and riffed / edited / refactored them like, here quote:Say Anything...: Art3mis also mentions that the movie was playing on the weekend that Halliday and Karen went on their single date. Parzival is seen holding the boombox from the film, causing it to play music during the battle. it's...it's just the scene from Say Anything. There's no introspection, no interpretation. it's just a loving cut and paste
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Aug 2, 2018 20:14
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elmer chud posted:idgi somebody paid $75,000 for that and thinks they have a luxury car
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Aug 3, 2018 04:13
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Sagebrush posted:don't post this in the ev thread, they think that a luxury car is either (1) any expensive car or (2) a car that the manufacturer tells you is a luxury car maserati is going to loving die now that tesla has cornered the 'knows nothing about cars, has a lot of money and wants to spend it all on a vehicle that's not remotely worth it' market
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Aug 3, 2018 04:51
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teslas are notoriously lovely at high sustained speeds. they are not performance vehicles. they are cars for people that think that the ability to cut off 12 cars on an offramp is a 'supercar' thing. they fall over and die if they live in triple digit speeds. i will straight up challenge any model s or 3 on an open road run with my BMW that's old enough to buy alcohol
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Aug 3, 2018 04:55
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and i'll get 26mpg the whole loving time my car gets better mileage at 100mph than at 80
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Aug 3, 2018 04:56
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I won't hate on a prius. It's kammback as gently caress and they're fine city cars.
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Aug 3, 2018 05:14
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infernal machines posted:the leaf, comparatively, loving sucks and the battery loses something like 30% capacity in the first year or so, because they don't manage the thermals at all. the leaf is the other extreme of the spectrum. you're right with the battery pack issues, but you gotta admire the Georgia Situation for a while, many southern states, most notably GA, offered tax credits that totaled out to $250 a month if you bought a qualifying EV. Nissan was dumping Leafs on lease at $199 a month. So all these grizzled rear end peanut farmers in Georgia rural areas leased Leafs just thinking they were pulling a fast one on the government, then actually got in and drove it around, and realized they loving loved them for short in town trips and bopping around the farm.
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Aug 3, 2018 05:17
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isnt it like 4850 pounds or something stupid lmao
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Aug 3, 2018 05:31
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he's worse than your run of the mill shitlord billionaire though. zuck has 0 charisma and literally no friends on the planet. bezos is smart enought to kick some money to bros. wall street dudes have a hell of a community. but musk, musk has tapped the unceasingly pregnant tap of Nerds On The Internet, and they are his loving warriors, and they can and will die on these hills
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Aug 3, 2018 06:50
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Cocoa Crispies posted:hamsters are such prolific breeders they'll eat their offspring at the first sign of food stress im sorry are we talking hamsters or southerners here
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Aug 3, 2018 17:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho-dyfI0hAM here's another amazing (sorta) electric vehicle sound.
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Aug 4, 2018 01:51
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EV's on pikes are awesome but theyre also hella cheatyface versus basically the entire history of internal combustion races up pikes cheating is good.
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Aug 4, 2018 19:57
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obstipator posted:yall obsess about random people too much do we, indeed, have too much time on our hands
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Aug 5, 2018 03:58
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one of the best better-to-beg-forgiveness car periods i had was when my parents took my younger brother to the grand canyon when i was on freshman winter break in college. i got to drive the purple '95 caravan for two weeks all over central arkansas and yeah we had 3 rows and would load everybody up and cruise. had the v6, was fine. tons of room. fuckin blast the other was when my goth roomie bought a lincoln town car, looked over at his 88 mazda 323 hatch and said "Hey this has expired tags and no insurance. Wanna drive it?" holy poo poo that was fun
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Aug 7, 2018 01:11
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Sagebrush posted:it also inexplicably has regular incandescent turn signals, which is just bizarre to me. LED lighting on an electric car is a total no brainer holy loving poo poo are you GOD DAMNED SERIOUS
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Aug 7, 2018 01:11
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Roosevelt posted:shave that mossy poo poo off your neck you gross turd imagine that brushing up against grimes' salon-scaped twatterino IM SORRY IM SORRY IM TRYING TO DELETE IT
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Aug 10, 2018 04:57
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but really, lol, as if felon musk would eat pussy
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Aug 10, 2018 04:57
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:such an INTJ thing to say this is some libra rear end bullshit
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Aug 11, 2018 04:58
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:am i crazy or is it simply unremarkable the dude is waiting over a year for a repair. what do you mean? "is this par for the course for tesla"? or "would any other marque allow somebody to go over a year without a repair" the answers are yes and no
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Aug 12, 2018 20:33
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ablative radar countermeasures lmfao
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Aug 13, 2018 01:35
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chaff deployers that create a radar signature equivalent to an aluminum bodied spruce goose
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