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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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PleasureKevin posted:

to Musk's credit

stopped reading here. no.

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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obstipator posted:

what in the gently caress is the intended purpose of this thing?

pubic relations for elong

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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Captain Foo posted:

bumping this thread because Elon musk sucks

epic thissery

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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elton musk should be fined for littering in thailand

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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graph posted:

he donated 500 bicycles

srsly?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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lol irl

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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infernal machines posted:

hello, i, a former manager of web developers who now claims to be an engineer, will solve this nearly intractable problem by applying my amazing engineering skills, which i assure you i have

cool canít wait

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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Fuzzy Mammal posted:

musk does have a lot of recent experience with running a business under water

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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Roosevelt posted:

elon musk is living proof that, given enough money, anyone can be a billionaire

rly makes u think

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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infernal machines posted:

pfft, technicalities

i'm pretty sure the only requirement is that they submerse. i should know, i once sat across from a couple p.engs on a train, and am at least as qualified an engineer as elron musk

heck, maybe even more qualified

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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what the heck

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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shut up pkev

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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eltong musk sucks

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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Roosevelt posted:

hope elon gets hoisted by his own petard, or anyone's petard, doesn't matter

i hope he dies, op

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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Captain Foo posted:

bumping because Elon musk sucks rear end

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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he probably canít imagine why anyone else would go to thailand because itís why he goes

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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elton musk sux bunp

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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i have a $100 bet w/ someone that tesla will file for bankruptcy on or before dec 31, 2019

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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President Beep posted:

tb completely h i suspect you're gonna find yourself 100 buck richer.

idk what you mean but im the one betting that they will file for bankruptcy

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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HAIL eSATA-n posted:

i have a $500 bet with a true believer than we won't have self-driving cars (aka call a cab and it's a magic AI car that'll take you wherever) within 5 years

my friend had a very similar bet with his wife but theyre divorced now so im guessing that bet wont stand.

i got into a big argument with a coworker who works in car aftermarket stuff though, and he was saying we'd have those magic ai cars by 2020 lol.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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Zamujasa posted:

putting the elon in felon

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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obstipator posted:

u guys do realize that 50% of the population is type A?

a lot of ppl suck, yeah

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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lol im dying

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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lancemantis posted:

ďNo gimesey, broo, I meant the other one, this ones blickĒ

lol irl

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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Mr. Nice! posted:

tesla just got subpoenaed by the sec

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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poty posted:

wow this guy must be a pedo

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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Plank Walker posted:

I'm buying back my stocks today, and at $420!

That means only one thing...BRING IT IN GUYS!!!

*every agent from every federal watchdog and investigative bureau come in with everything for a HUGE subpoena*

i just loled irl @ this

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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itís amazing how bad i donít feel for elong musk and his tough year

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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Mr. Nice! posted:

yeah most people living in a homeless shelter are just there because theyíre afraid of asking their dad for a loan.

agreed op

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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obstipator posted:

kev doesnt sound mentally ill

lol

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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my dad made $8.50 an hour washing dishes in a fancy restaurant on cape cod in 1981

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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i didnt make that much until i graduated college lol

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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the car literally stopped working on the second day, but other than that itís a great car

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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Xealous posted:

that's basically tesla in a nutshell only, i guess it kinda works. every different team has some kind of different service where you can get data but none of it published anywhere, there are no standards, and everyone just loves to write their own client implementations because they don't trust you to do it right (sorry that we don't have a client in C++ which is mandated by policy for the car)

poking holes in the firewall was always super fun - i would describe, in full detail all ports, sources, destinations, have security assessments done, etc and somehow, still, the firewall cj's would gently caress up the ports. i once spent, and this is not a joke, 3 weeks chasing a single port down - i think that email thread had 100 reply-all's, two video confs and me visiting the firewall cj in fremont before it was finally fixed

good poo poo op

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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Xealous posted:

it isn't advertised for obvious reasons. tesla was partially able to bring autopilot to market so quickly because they had seeded all cars after a certain time with autopilot sensors and hardware, just not activated - they then dialed up the tracking across the customer fleet to gather the data - and with the density of cars they had at the time with hardware in, they had a goldmine within hours. pii was stripped, but i don't think they could have pulled it off quite the same way if the US had GDPR.

yeah gdpr owns

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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sure is a lotta poasting in this thread since yesterday.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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SmokaDustbowl posted:

I heard allegedly, and it isn't true, that elon musk adopts orphan children from chechnya and burns them to death with his flamethrower

i heard this too. i think itís true

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:

oh man this thread got to the real good stuff

and by that I mean restarting the greenpos / amberpos war

imagine liking greenpos lol

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



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FAT32 SHAMER posted:

imo donít delete the tweet because then ole musky wins

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