PleasureKevin posted:

to Musk's credit

obstipator posted:

what in the gently caress is the intended purpose of this thing?

Captain Foo posted:

bumping this thread because Elon musk sucks

graph posted:

he donated 500 bicycles

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://twitter.com/kulpability/status/1016062944453505025

i'm sure

infernal machines posted:

hello, i, a former manager of web developers who now claims to be an engineer, will solve this nearly intractable problem by applying my amazing engineering skills, which i assure you i have

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

musk does have a lot of recent experience with running a business under water

Roosevelt posted:

elon musk is living proof that, given enough money, anyone can be a billionaire

infernal machines posted:

pfft, technicalities

i'm pretty sure the only requirement is that they submerse. i should know, i once sat across from a couple p.engs on a train, and am at least as qualified an engineer as elron musk

fermun posted:

Roosevelt posted:

hope elon gets hoisted by his own petard, or anyone's petard, doesn't matter

Captain Foo posted:

bumping because Elon musk sucks rear end

President Beep posted:

tb completely h i suspect you're gonna find yourself 100 buck richer.

Silver Alicorn posted:

nope

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

i have a $500 bet with a true believer than we won't have self-driving cars (aka call a cab and it's a magic AI car that'll take you wherever) within 5 years

Zamujasa posted:

putting the elon in felon

obstipator posted:

u guys do realize that 50% of the population is type A?

elmer chud posted:

https://twitter.com/mydoghasagun/status/1028443129853050880

lancemantis posted:

“No gimesey, broo, I meant the other one, this ones blick”

Mr. Nice! posted:

tesla just got subpoenaed by the sec

poty posted:

wow this guy must be a pedo

Plank Walker posted:

I'm buying back my stocks today, and at $420!

That means only one thing...BRING IT IN GUYS!!!

*every agent from every federal watchdog and investigative bureau come in with everything for a HUGE subpoena*

Mr. Nice! posted:

yeah most people living in a homeless shelter are just there because they’re afraid of asking their dad for a loan.

obstipator posted:

kev doesnt sound mentally ill

Xealous posted:

that's basically tesla in a nutshell only, i guess it kinda works. every different team has some kind of different service where you can get data but none of it published anywhere, there are no standards, and everyone just loves to write their own client implementations because they don't trust you to do it right (sorry that we don't have a client in C++ which is mandated by policy for the car)

poking holes in the firewall was always super fun - i would describe, in full detail all ports, sources, destinations, have security assessments done, etc and somehow, still, the firewall cj's would gently caress up the ports. i once spent, and this is not a joke, 3 weeks chasing a single port down - i think that email thread had 100 reply-all's, two video confs and me visiting the firewall cj in fremont before it was finally fixed

Xealous posted:

it isn't advertised for obvious reasons. tesla was partially able to bring autopilot to market so quickly because they had seeded all cars after a certain time with autopilot sensors and hardware, just not activated - they then dialed up the tracking across the customer fleet to gather the data - and with the density of cars they had at the time with hardware in, they had a goldmine within hours. pii was stripped, but i don't think they could have pulled it off quite the same way if the US had GDPR.

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I heard allegedly, and it isn't true, that elon musk adopts orphan children from chechnya and burns them to death with his flamethrower

SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:

oh man this thread got to the real good stuff

and by that I mean restarting the greenpos / amberpos war

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

imo don’t delete the tweet because then ole musky wins