graph posted:

all of these are correct except for one

The_Franz posted:

someone is going to get a another visit from the sec

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

https://twitter.com/CoverDrive12/status/1286398839461642244

lol what a scam

Eeyo posted:

lol when did he add the rose emoji to his handle?

MomJeans420 posted:

Tweet that at him at 2am on Friday night and I bet it will end up in a future Tesla

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://insideevs.com/news/436912/driver-suspended-adjusting-wiper-speed-model-3/


love that it's being framed as "those big meanies claiming the touch screen is an electronic device" like it's some technicality and ignoring the fact that doing something that on every car built since the war is a matter of moving one finger now involves you taking your entire attention of the road to the point where you crash. this ignores the whole "we'll just use the cameras to work out how fast to run the wipers" bullshit and every other terrible ergonomic decision tesla hve made

PIZZA.BAT posted:

like most things like this the egyptians had One Weird Trick and that trick was water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1y8N0ePuF8

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

and that contain offal

Jonny 290 posted:

nope. elon will never invest in 2 wheeled vehicles because when he was 12 he almost rode a dirt bike under a dump truck. so MoToRcYcLeS aRe dAnGeRoUs

The Fool posted:

haven’t listened to a podcast in 5 months

Munkeymon posted:

look it's the best he can muster given his drug use and it was enough to knock up grimes

FAUXTON posted:

ok so whose kid do you think it is then

qirex posted:

maybe when musk signed his soul over to peter thiel part of the deal was a steady supply of healthy sons

infernal machines posted:

also, the emails and tweets i sent to people saying to investigate him for being a pedophile, because i definitely and unequivocally meant that vernon unsworth is a pedophile, and also the guy i hired because he said he could prove he was, are inadmissible.

that boer was born with a horseshoe up his rear end or he's made one heck of a deal with the devil

Nfcknblvbl posted:

well it happened, i cracked the 15" screen on my model 3. it's not bad, and i'd definitely leave it this way for a while except it's sending button presses randomly turning on my wipers and poo poo. i went on ebay and ordered a brand new screen for $300. i'm very surprised these parts are so cheap! i watched some youtube videos of folks replacing it, should take 5-10 min.

infernal machines posted:

oh, no, it's a lifetime battery

PIZZA.BAT posted:

technically true if it gives you a stroke and kills you in a year

mystes posted:

Probably by not giving a poo poo about whether they get sued.

Nfcknblvbl posted:

watching movies & youtube on it is what i do on lunch breaks, it's great

jesus WEP posted:

I only produce actual work for like 3-4 hours a day but im usually 100% on it for that time. wfh has really let me embrace that rather than pretending to work for 8 hours a day and actually accomplishing next to nothing

bump_fn posted:

lmao yes.

https://twitter.com/justinboldaji/status/1310069693609209856

how does anyone who meets him not just immediately give him a huge wedgie

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

make sure to get your roofless car from a dealer and not the factory i guess

Roosevelt posted:

this is bad and you should feel bad for posting it

ol qwerty bastard posted:

goddamnedtwisto posted:

sort of - it's just the same exact equation greathead did before digging the city and south london railway.

a 15-foot tunnel needs 47 square feet of lining per foot, a 10-foot tunnel only 31, but more importantly you need to remove 176 cubic feet of material for the former but only 78 for the latter, so you just need to work out what the smallest possible tunnel you can comfortably fit a standard-gauge rail line down - the number he came up with, 11 feet 8 inches, is still pretty much the standard across the deep-level tube lines and like I say *purely coincidentally* is the size the boring company have gone for, i'm sure not because there's loads of tbms already around that size because of a calculation made 130 years ago.

unpacked robinhood posted:

I can't process the vegas thing. I assume whatever city committee humored the sponsors of this project will forget about it because it's expensive and pointless when trams exist, hopefully ?

Sagebrush posted:

https://twitter.com/paddyjmurphy/status/1084092031188811776?lang=en