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DARPA
Apr 24, 2005
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/KlenderJoey/status/1621249930475065344?t=oMwQsT0azaQu1oND7w79Bw&s=19

It looks terrible. Honestly reminds me of the car they built on Top Gear, Geoff

Brilliant design with minimal LIDAR cross section to defeat competitor FSD.

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Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

SpaceGoku posted:

back when he was merely running tesla and spacex he used to call himself a "nanomanager" because he thought being a micromanager was a positive trait and of course nano- is one more better than micro-

reminder that in 2018 he was having a big public meltdown and decided that anything "nano" was bullshit nonsense and tried attacking a cancer researcher working on nanoparticle treatments who happened to criticize him

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/999579712484790272

of course this was years after calling himself a nanomanager lol

Minecraft Holmes has issued a correction as of 04:26 on Feb 3, 2023

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Minecraft Holmes posted:

reminder that in 2018 he was having a big public meltdown and decided that anything "nano" was bullshit nonsense and tried attacking a cancer researcher working on nanoparticle treatments who happened to criticize him

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/999579712484790272

of course this was years after calling himself a nanomanager lol

one of his employees definitely declined to go out with him because he called himself that

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Mr. Tweet, you should put ads into embedded tweets. To read the tweet you would have to watch a 30 sec video first or go to Twitter (and still watch that video).

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
If yall aren't tweeting at elon asking him to make embedded twitters twitter blue only , what are you doing with your life? he will listen to any idiot!

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
Ah, I see Elon has stumbled upon the Gacha model: Appeal to a vanishingly smaller audience of sycophants looking for their next fix while charging higher and higher prices due to "exclusivity". All he needs are loot boxes filled with randomized twitter essays and we're in business!

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

I doubt he would get rid of embedded tweets. Having embedded tweets on news sites and other sites probably helps canonize twitters status as the true “public square” he thinks of it as. But gently caress it who knows what will happen.

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

mycomancy posted:

Tag yourself I'm "parses html with regex" because I've done that the one time I wrote a scraping script lmao I'm bad

If it works it's not stupid

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Last Chance posted:

I doubt he would get rid of embedded tweets. Having embedded tweets on news sites and other sites probably helps canonize twitters status as the true “public square” he thinks of it as. But gently caress it who knows what will happen.

their new mantra over there seems to be “WE are the news now”

And I mean, it’s true—where else can you go to get the true story about reptilian aliens wearing human skinsuits, govt seeding chemtrails to poison their enemies but not their allies, and Hillary/Barack Hussein Obama having been whisked off to Guantanamo, being tried for crimes against humanity, executed, and replaced by clones.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

PyPy posted:

im dead



He’s losing ad money monthly and he’s going to implement revenue sharing lmao


Has he even launched all those twitter blue features his idiot fans are paying for?

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

"Musk, Ben Shapiro... and uh.... I forgot the third one. Oops."

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Vox Nihili posted:

Cool now it will be only scammers. Who the gently caress else is going to shell out hundreds or thousands of dollars? Only someone seeking an immediate return.

https://twitter.com/professorf/status/1621276526489784320?s=46&t=SJSX1B7vKEFpg-V8Ej0GOA

lmao

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

44 billion dollars.

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin
im a dwarf woke paladin subclass troll idiot

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
trolls cant roll paladin except in bad games

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin
my background is forum artisan but after a few bad posts i was removed from the organisation

Seatbelts
Mar 29, 2010

how much could an API cost Elon? ~100 dollars?

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

ben shapino posted:

44 billion dollars.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

A Bakers Cousin posted:

trolls cant roll paladin except in bad games

Are you implying this is a good game?

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

Every time I read the phrases Woke Mind Virus I lose a few more iq points, and I don't have many to spare

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

thats actually a woke mind virus symptom i'm afraid

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

gently caress!

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

Minecraft Holmes posted:

reminder that in 2018 he was having a big public meltdown and decided that anything "nano" was bullshit nonsense and tried attacking a cancer researcher working on nanoparticle treatments who happened to criticize him

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/999579712484790272

of course this was years after calling himself a nanomanager lol

elon “nanodong” musk

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Define Woke

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Jazerus posted:

Define Woke

no u

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

Minecraft Holmes posted:

reminder that in 2018 he was having a big public meltdown and decided that anything "nano" was bullshit nonsense and tried attacking a cancer researcher working on nanoparticle treatments who happened to criticize him

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/999579712484790272

of course this was years after calling himself a nanomanager lol

drat this was 5 years ago too, feels like forever

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Jazerus posted:

Define Woke

It's Ewok spelled wackbards :wookie:

Chunky Salsa
Aug 31, 2016

"Isn't that right, Zach?"
Now imagining a woke avatar of Nurgle

Gonna infect you with the idea of intersectional and overlapping social problems

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/KlenderJoey/status/1621249930475065344?t=oMwQsT0azaQu1oND7w79Bw&s=19

It looks terrible. Honestly reminds me of the car they built on Top Gear, Geoff

I don't know why but this video feels like it needs the bolsonaro bom treatment

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
Musk is gonna introduce forum signature blocks to Twitter and his transformation into lowtax will be complete

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Ashmole posted:

Musk is gonna introduce forum signature blocks to Twitter and his transformation into lowtax will be complete

One crucial thing will still be missing.

BOGO LOAD
Jul 1, 2004

"You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."

gschmidl posted:

One crucial thing will still be missing.

:hmmyes: … mangosteen.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


does he think that bots are all using the APIs? because it seems like that would be pretty easy to actually detect whereas a bot farm just creating actual accounts and posting via browser hooks would be absolutely possible and easy and ignore the APIs entirely

basically it's this again:

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

stolen from the 219


AnonymouseNo5
Nov 11, 2021
https://twitter.com/aceCourtBot2/status/1621460917811658752

https://twitter.com/LuisMayoV/status/1621096032997179393

o7

RIP:

https://twitter.com/fuzzedfuzzle/status/1621106498545008641

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


e: whoops that was supposed to be a yospos post about API integration lol

have this instead

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Ashmole posted:

Musk is gonna introduce forum signature blocks to Twitter and his transformation into lowtax will be complete

No one will ever remember to click the box to show their sig




Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
I have sigs off.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Goa Tse-tung posted:

I have sigs off.

Everyone should describe their sig at the end of every post to accommodate this choice

[Killary KKKlinton dressed like wizard with child servant, lost shoe]

[Obama mic dropping a hellfire missile onto a Pakistani wedding]

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
I love how the street footage of the cybrtrk is labeled sensitive material lol

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Jazerus posted:

Define Woke

The following media includes
potentially sensitive content.

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