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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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elon musk is an egregious stroke

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Fredrik1 posted:

Useless nerds making fun of people actually doing something productive in the world is what SA is all about.

hey buddy you want me to think up ways to kill a dozen vietnamese kids in a cave ill happily do that all day

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Over Easy posted:

Elon musk is bald, google it

i found this photo of elon during his paypal days

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1013568043065241601?s=09

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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is this dick stanton actually the rescue leader or just the highest ranking guy on the team who spoke english

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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what does that provincial governor guy know about saving kids anyway, he's not even white

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Drunkboxer posted:

jobs tried disrupting highly lethal cancer by just chilling and drinking smoothies

he also gamed the organ donor system for extra organs and someone died as a result

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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by the way if he had sent industrial pumps to the cave rescue that would have probably been massively more helpful, but it would have required actual money and effort

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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the bitcoin of weed posted:

(he has not)

specifically he like donated a bunch of bikes to kids which are, notably, not a clean source of water

rofl

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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[elon musk thinking really hard] what if we gave everyone in flint a tank of hydrogen so they can make their own water

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Truga posted:

that'd legit at least be *something* :v:

maybe the bicycles thing was step one to giving everyone bicycles and a stillsuit so they can sell each other their purified collected sweat and piss water, but he's still working out the kinks with the stillsuit

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Dairy Tariff posted:

imagine if elon musk actually made the situation worse and the submersible he made somehow blocked up the tiny narrow passage because it wasn't maneuverable enough

that would have happened 100% if he was allowed to put his untested child coffins to work

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Dairy Tariff posted:

i wonder if people in this thread want him to fail so bad that they're willing to sacrifice children over it :thunk:

an ethical conundrum has been presented, no?

👏 let 👏 elon 👏 kill 👏 the 👏 kids

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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no! elon must kill the kids! my spite must be fulfilled

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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logikv9 posted:

You're assuming we have our poo poo long enough to figure how to get humans off the planet

everyone in cowboy bebop is the descendents of billionares


that's why there are so many white people in space despite there really not being that many on earth

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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death to "job creators"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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the funny part is that he wouldn't have hired a single one of those employees if he could get robots to do the jobs instead

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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can we talk for a minute about how roko's basilisk is loving stupid thought experiment from the beginning

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Shear Modulus posted:

tech dipshits love it because it means that computer programmers are actually god

it seems like pasquals wager for the technomessiah set so its perfect 4 musky

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i wonder if these ppl would test his underwater child corpse storage units

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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comedyblissoption posted:

musk was fired from paypal because he wanted to move everything from unix to microsoft over the objections of his engineering team

you know what? im gonna believe the guy with the footcannibal avatar on this

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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rudatron posted:

I'm replying to some who replied to me, on a narrow topic. I don't see how this is some breach of decorum.

its all pointless who givres a poo poo

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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rudatron how are we funna work together to overtheow the g9vt

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

at this rate of insane tweeting, elon musk will be president in approx 6 years

try 2

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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he just keeps doubling down :qq:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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first they came for the billionares, and i said nothing because i was not a billionaire

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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peelon musk

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Dairy Tariff posted:

What's this burning sensation

it is my tesla on fire

lon lon musk

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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etalian posted:

I liked the story of the Tesla randomly crashing into the police car.

comrade musk

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Captain_Maclaine posted:

Have legions of musk defenders popped up yet saying that it's totally normal for cars to randomly burst into flames and why are you picking on this Perfect Engineering Marvel?

what the f do u think

https://twitter.com/taxxess/status/1007890689529712640

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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hey lady sometimes a brand new 100k car just explodes and kills a family and several bystanders. progress not perfection

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Shear Modulus posted:

electricity goes in fire comes out you can't explain that

frankly i think this is a false flag, after all why would an electric car catch on fire :smugbert:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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They Literally Called It Palantir

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i actually know what it really means to scream internally now

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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etalian posted:

The intersection between 30+ year old harry potter fans and people who think that Elon Musk is a genius?

from one "the worlds most special boy" narrative to the next

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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little munchkin posted:

what about bee-lon musk and he's a sentient swarm of bees

this guy gets it

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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elon musk and grimes just out hunting pedophile divers

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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how about some electric cars made not just for super rich people

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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sometimes car lots spontaneously catch on fire................. id love 2 see what would happen in a lot full of teslas

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Plank Walker posted:

if you live in the western hemisphere, odds are you would see it

looking forward to reminiscing about the time musky blew up the east bay

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