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What if it's Son of Hitler?
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What if it's Wife of Hitler?
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Jul 12, 2018 10:00
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What if it's the Ur-Hitler, source of all Hitlers?
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Jul 12, 2018 10:06
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Collapsing Farts posted:Maybe we are the demons? Getting ripped apart by doomguy would be a rockin way to go tbh
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Jul 12, 2018 10:25
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Blast of Confetti posted:the movie rat race but with a bunch of jihadists with sledgehammers and bulldozers 504 posted:What If it's Hitler?
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Jul 12, 2018 10:26
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:What if it's the Ur-Hitler, source of all Hitlers? when all have become hitlers, then the world shall know peace
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Jul 12, 2018 10:27
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Should just leave it buried and respect their customs imo.
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Jul 12, 2018 10:34
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What if they open it up and find no body inside, but it's been fully intact since burial?
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Jul 12, 2018 10:39
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El Boot posted:That was a great episode Absolutely great. I think there is also an episode about a tomb being unearthed in Alexandria... Man, I really loving hope The Magnus Archives aren't coming true. I like having no monsters.
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Jul 12, 2018 10:55
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Absolutely great. I think there is also an episode about a tomb being unearthed in Alexandria... IMO, "Man is the REAL monster" is completely overplayed and it's high time reality stopped harping on about it and went in a new direction.
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Jul 12, 2018 10:56
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Fair enough. Open our new God's box. Let's see what that rear end in a top hat can do that we haven't done to ourselves!
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Jul 12, 2018 10:58
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What If it's Hitler?
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Jul 12, 2018 11:00
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If the black sarcophogus is so indestructible then... why don't they make the whole pyramid out of it huh???
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Jul 12, 2018 11:01
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504 posted:What If it's Hitler? What If it's a curse that made me double post, but ages apart??
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Jul 12, 2018 11:04
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What if it isn't Hitler?
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Jul 12, 2018 11:08
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How Come It's Not Hitler Contains 19 pages of photos inside!!
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Jul 12, 2018 11:09
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What if what we know as Hitler was a black sarcophagus and the black sarcophogus is Hitler? They switched places at some point.
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Jul 12, 2018 11:12
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It's full of gumballs.
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Jul 12, 2018 11:18
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MA-Horus posted:Well it's still ancient in that it's Ptolemaic Egyptian or Early Roman Egyptian period but in terms of Egyptian history it's pretty new. Tutankhamen was 1000 years before this dude, and the pyramids are 1000 years older than he was. Yeah that's the craziest thing in the world to think about... Like, when Julius Caesar looked upon the pyramids, they were already 2500 years old. They are mind-boggling in their antiquity.
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Jul 12, 2018 11:24
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Changing my vote to several smaller boxes and the final one contains the Ark of the Covenant here to finally own the libs
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Jul 12, 2018 12:16
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Zoe posted:here to finally own the libs What if the ancient evil has liberal values? I mean we can't just assume.
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Jul 12, 2018 12:31
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It opens to reveal: A single book. It has a cover and only one page. No title. The singular page just reads; Do you want immortality, check one Yes No
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Jul 12, 2018 13:11
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The White Dragon posted:when all have become hitlers, then the world shall know peace We’d at least have societal veganism. Silver lining and all that.
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Jul 12, 2018 14:08
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Bajaj posted:What if they open it up and find no body inside, but it's been fully intact since burial? Maybe the proletariat rose up and buried the very concept of the Pharaoh?
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Jul 12, 2018 14:11
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:It opens to reveal: gently caress the book
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Jul 12, 2018 14:13
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I hope this isn't some stupid loving Assassin's Creed arg
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Jul 12, 2018 14:16
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Twat McTwatterson posted:Yeah that's the craziest thing in the world to think about... I think there were still wooly mammoths walking around in Siberia while the pyramids were being built.
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Jul 12, 2018 14:25
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Look, I just need to know what's in the sarcophagus and whether or not I can gently caress it.
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Jul 12, 2018 14:28
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Rad-daddio posted:Look, I just need to know what's in the sarcophagus and whether or not I can gently caress it. Can you gently caress Hitler?
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Jul 12, 2018 14:29
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you are inside the featureless black marble sarcophagus buried on the outskirts of alexandria. archeologists are mystified by how you got inside the tomb, given that it was sealed two millennia ago, but they need you to come out right now. you are being ridiculous. people are beginning to talk. they aren't going to ask twice.
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Jul 12, 2018 14:31
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Perry Mason Jar posted:Can you gently caress Hitler? Anyone can gently caress Hitler, but can you make love to him?
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Jul 12, 2018 14:32
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Perry Mason Jar posted:Can you gently caress Hitler? Why would you want to?
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Jul 12, 2018 14:33
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QuoProQuid posted:you are inside the featureless black marble sarcophagus buried on the outskirts of alexandria. archeologists are mystified by how you got inside the tomb, given that it was sealed two millennia ago, but they need you to come out right now. you are being ridiculous. people are beginning to talk. no i'm still sleepy. go away. just ten more minutes...
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Jul 12, 2018 14:34
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i bet there is an even bigger, blacker sarcophagus inside!!
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Jul 12, 2018 14:35
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:I hope this isn't some stupid loving Assassin's Creed arg It would be in Greece.
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Jul 12, 2018 14:36
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MeatwadIsGod posted:I think there were still wooly mammoths walking around in Siberia while the pyramids were being built. Yeah, one population on Wrangel island. They were maybe still around when the pyramids were built but not much longer. See the documentary 10 000 BC for more info.
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Jul 12, 2018 14:37
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Perry Mason Jar posted:Can you gently caress Hitler? I will ride that bitch like a stunt bike.
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Jul 12, 2018 14:39
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:I hope this isn't some stupid loving Assassin's Creed arg The news was originally reported on the Egyptian Ministry of Antiquities' facebook page, and those guys are serious as a heart attack.
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Jul 12, 2018 14:39
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Phy posted:The news was originally reported on the Egyptian Ministry of Antiquities' facebook page, and those guys are serious as a heart attack. In that case, hell yeah
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Jul 12, 2018 14:44
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If it's so old why is the writing on it in regular numbers and letters instead of those unfunny comic strips that Egyptians spoke in?
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