A massive black sarcophagus was unearthed in Egypt

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myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

it's a time capsule full of dated memes

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 16:43

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 04:19

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

So, you are the archaeologist that hits the coffin first, barely makes a sound. You have a once in a lifetime opportunity here. Do you:

1) promptly report your find and call in an excavation team and decide which island you want to retire on
2) tell everyone to go to lunch and that youll just be a minute, and then pry that fucker open and have sex with the corpse.

what am i, a philosopher? you don't have time to ask these questions in the field, just do it

# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 19:30

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

The White Dragon posted:

death [...] to America

# ¿ Jul 18, 2018 16:57

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

In community college I had a midget archaeologist professor that took us all out to a civil war era graveyard and let us dig for bones. They figured some people got buried adjacent to the �yard (slaves) and wanted to learn more about them. We actually found a femur and skull fragments, but it takes forever to extract them so I was gone before they got it all out.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2018 17:01

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