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the gently caress is spicefacing
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Lowtax posted:drat, this dead and embalmed guy would hate that poo poo this one is just sad
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Jul 14, 2018 10:27
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Another juiced soul courtesy of social media, fortunately the parents can cash in their likes for half off their next delivery.
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Jul 14, 2018 12:19
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bitmap posted:You have the best username on this website
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Jul 14, 2018 13:11
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'Told you I was hardcore.' - 5 year old kid screaming in agony as the morphine no longer works
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Jul 14, 2018 13:18
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I'm just going to tell my family to lie at my funeral as much as they want.
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Jul 14, 2018 13:25
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spicefacing sounds loving great, thank you thread for teaching me about spicefacing
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Jul 14, 2018 14:29
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Hey, this happened in my home town! 
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Jul 14, 2018 14:41
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dads friend steve posted:Great so now your home is gone AND your identity is stolen Yeah, I would consider most politicians in this area to be dumb as rocks. It was so that they could identify your body.
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Jul 14, 2018 14:44
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It is a poor craftsman that blames his tools, Lowtax.
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Jul 14, 2018 15:34
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Motherfucker posted:I want to viralize my funeral i nthat I want to become patient zero of the super-ebola outbreak that wipes out America. that's reasonably metal
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Jul 14, 2018 15:57
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I want to be taxidermied and turned into a weird quadcopter so I can terrorize and offend the masses for years to come. Also: Lowtax, instead of living in your body, why not just migrate your soul into a clock like Reginald VelJohnson? 
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Jul 14, 2018 16:26
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FactsAreUseless posted:I think it was you who told me about the furry dude who got banned from here circa like 2002. He worked at Google and made sure SA never showed up on the first page for searches of "Something Awful." Also regarding that story yeah, back in around 2002 or 2003, a furry we banned was working at Google and actually changed their algorithms so if you searched for "something awful," our site would show up on page 19. Previously to their banning, it had been #1.
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Jul 14, 2018 17:23
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Lowtax posted:Yes, whenever we ban insane people from here, they absolutely do everything in their power to get internet revenge on me for such a grave injustice. They will spend years, decades harboring an intense grudge. What a wonderful life they must have. Dear Richard, I demand two ply toilet paper in the GBS bathroom, furthermore the filling in of the gloryhole is an absolute injustice
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Jul 14, 2018 17:28
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KaiserSchnitzel posted:It is a poor craftsman that blames his tools, Lowtax.
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Jul 14, 2018 17:28
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I'm not insane but now I'm wondering what I could do to get back at lowtax if I ever get banned.
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Jul 14, 2018 18:27
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Fancy_Breakfast posted:I'm not insane but now I'm wondering what I could do to get back at lowtax if I ever get banned. you could not post, that'll put a rod in his spine i bet
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Jul 14, 2018 18:29
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Siljmonster posted:you could not post, that'll put a rod in his spine i bet I've come to the conclusion that this would be my only course of action as I'm not in a position of power like the google dude.
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Jul 14, 2018 18:33
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Lowtax posted:When I die please pose me in a way that I am advertising miscellaneous products, from beyond the grave. Doritos being posed with a dead man does not make me want to eat Doritos.
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Jul 14, 2018 18:46
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You warned us. You told us the Internet will make you stupid, but did we listen? Noooooo.
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Jul 14, 2018 18:52
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Jul 14, 2018 19:04
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Jailbrekr posted:You warned us. You told us the Internet will make you stupid, but did we listen? Noooooo. Unfortunately, by then it was already too late. We were already too stupid to realize what was happening.
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Jul 14, 2018 19:27
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Lowtax posted:drat, this dead and embalmed guy would hate that poo poo Please remember me this way. Also with a tombstone that just reads "Ey, yo, I'mma just postin' 'ere"
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Jul 14, 2018 19:28
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lol what a lil scrub
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Jul 14, 2018 21:12
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did the cancer make him derpy as heck or could he have thanked his parents for that back when he was still drawing breath?
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Jul 14, 2018 21:13
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Gatekeeper posted:lol what a lil scrub talk about pwned
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Jul 14, 2018 21:24
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Gatekeeper posted:did the cancer make him derpy as heck or could he have thanked his parents for that back when he was still drawing breath? Did they say where he had cancer? If it was brain cancer/tumor, he could have ended up partially paralyzed in the face (Im trying to make the same expression as that kid and can’t seem to do it). A family friend has paralysis on the left side of her face from brain tumor surgery; my aunt was talking poo poo about it at a party once ‘It wouldn’t kill her to smile!’
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Jul 14, 2018 22:23
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This is still the most epic viral obituary: Mozi posted:talk about pwned
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Jul 14, 2018 22:24
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LadyPictureShow posted:Did they say where he had cancer? If it was brain cancer/tumor, he could have ended up partially paralyzed in the face (Im trying to make the same expression as that kid and can’t seem to do it). i got bitten by a bedbug on my face and turns out i'm real drat allergic to bedbug bites, i woke up looking like sylvester stallones droopy fuckin face and thought i had stroked out whilst slumbering, nah turns out i just made a poor life choice and slept at my grody stripper ex-gfs place in which bedbugs ruled the proverbial school
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Jul 14, 2018 22:30
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she wakes up and looks at me and goes "what the gently caress are you all frowny about??" and im like "we're going to home depot for bug bombs you awful jackass"
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Jul 14, 2018 22:32
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had I wanted to spiceface it would have been nearly impossible
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Jul 14, 2018 22:32
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Hello Lowtax, how are you doing? How is your health? I hope you are well.
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Jul 14, 2018 23:06
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Spicefacing smdh (spicefacing my drat head)
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Jul 15, 2018 00:04
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:This is still the most epic viral obituary: My favorite is this one: quote:Scott E. Entsminger, 55, of Mansfield, died Thursday, July 4, 2013 at his residence. Born January 8, 1958 in Columbus, Ohio, he was the son of William and Martha (Kirkendall) Entsminger. He retired from General Motors after 32 years of service. He was an accomplished musician, loved playing the guitar and was a member of the Old Fogies Band. A lifelong Cleveland Browns fan and season ticket holder, he also wrote a song each year and sent it to the Cleveland Browns as well as offering other advice on how to run the team. He respectfully requests six Cleveland Browns pall bearers so the Browns can let him down one last time.
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Jul 15, 2018 00:34
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Sid Vicious posted:Lol spicefacing what the gently caress
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Jul 15, 2018 01:57
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Unfortunately, by then it was already too late. We were already too stupid to realize what was happening. Once, we mocked the stupid, then we became them.
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Jul 15, 2018 04:12
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Hi op. I'm sure the parents made it up. I hope you are feeling better regardless chief.
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Jul 15, 2018 04:33
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I like to spiceface but without any food if I hear somebody who annoys me or if I get talked to for too long I'll start spicefacing until someone else displays genuine concern and interrupts the conversation, then I'll just leave wordless. How can we work this into my obituary? The best time to be spicefacing is during sex though. It's way too hot in here, best display that by feigning harm and leaving the room before it gets too scary.
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Jul 15, 2018 18:04
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Not directly related, but
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 because ive died And gone to heaven
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