I put a playing card in my wheel spokes on my bicycle

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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Now it sounds like I'm riding a sick Harley down the mean streets of Guelph. And yeah, it's a Joker card, I'm kind of twisted.

# ? Jul 18, 2018 03:04

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:45

Matryoshka SexDoll: Feb 24, 2016; Bad Habit

Hope you get arrested fuckface

# ? Jul 18, 2018 03:04

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Matryoshka SexDoll posted:

Hope you get arrested fuckface

Vroom vroom bitch

# ? Jul 18, 2018 03:05

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

what do you do with the other four aces

# ? Jul 18, 2018 03:10

ContraBoss: Dec 6, 2005; Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Too mild for my taste

I'm putting one in the spokes of a Harley :madmax:

# ? Jul 18, 2018 03:10

Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

you're supposed to put a baseball card in there ya dingus

come on

# ? Jul 18, 2018 03:12

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

I made some sick rims with tin foil

# ? Jul 18, 2018 03:13

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Tom Gorman posted:

you're supposed to put a baseball card in there ya dingus

come on

Yeah like I can afford an Oil Can Boyd card!

# ? Jul 18, 2018 03:20

house of the dad: Jul 4, 2005

I just scream while I'm riding down the street so people think my bike is killing me

# ? Jul 18, 2018 03:21

Matryoshka SexDoll: Feb 24, 2016; Bad Habit

Blue Train posted:

I made some sick rims with tin foil

This does not work as effectively in Alberta, where there is zero sun 360 days of the year.

# ? Jul 18, 2018 03:24

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

It�s 2018. Making farting sounds is literally the only value a baseball card has, unless it�s Say Hey or the Sultan.

# ? Jul 18, 2018 03:55

Crypto Cobain: Jun 17, 2018; by Reene

Blue Train posted:

I made some sick rims with tin foil

WTF look at the slack on that chain!

# ? Jul 18, 2018 03:57

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

i had a friend who used to do this but it was magic card instead of a baseball card and his wheelchair instead of a bike and he couldn't go fast enough to sound like a motobike so it sounded like a sad fart but the mechanics were identical so it was pretty cool too

# ? Jul 18, 2018 04:00

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

my engineers are making a submarine that you can use to save your card sid, just let me know if you need it

edit: it's a card sized submarine

# ? Jul 18, 2018 04:02

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Luvcow posted:

my engineers are making a submarine that you can use to save your card sid, just let me know if you need it

edit: it's a card sized submarine

Can I fit a female reporter in it this is important

# ? Jul 18, 2018 04:05

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

I ride share ops bike and also his mom

# ? Jul 18, 2018 04:05

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Sid Vicious posted:

Can I fit a female reporter in it this is important

you can do anything at zombocom

# ? Jul 18, 2018 04:06

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

guys OP is clearly some kind of capitalist ubermensch. his city was founded by a guy literally named John Galt

# ? Jul 18, 2018 04:07

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

Sid Vicious posted:

Can I fit a female reporter in it this is important

is the female reporter the size of a card?

lol its america so i assume any female reporter who is on tv is at most the size of a playing card, we're all good

# ? Jul 18, 2018 04:07

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

goethe.cx posted:

guys OP is clearly some kind of capitalist ubermensch. his city was founded by a guy literally named John Galt

who is john galt

# ? Jul 18, 2018 04:08

iamjohnsalt: Dec 6, 2017

Sid Vicious posted:

Can I fit a female reporter in it this is important

One whole female reporter or several smaller pieces

# ? Jul 18, 2018 04:09

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

goethe.cx posted:

guys OP is clearly some kind of capitalist ubermensch. his city was founded by a guy literally named John Galt

Lol yeah I've always wanted to go and do a performance art piece of reciting the entire speech in John Galt Park but then I would have to read and or memorize it so never mind

# ? Jul 18, 2018 04:14

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Sid Vicious posted:

Now it sounds like I'm riding a sick Harley down the mean streets of Guelph. And yeah, it's a Joker card, I'm kind of twisted.

mines the rule card because im a laywer

# ? Jul 18, 2018 04:15

house of the dad: Jul 4, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

mines the rule card because im a laywer

I wouldn't ride with you. I only ride no rules, just right

# ? Jul 18, 2018 04:19

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

hey no lawyers allowed in here get the gently caress out

# ? Jul 18, 2018 04:22

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

buncha ballwashin bastards

# ? Jul 18, 2018 04:23

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Fleetwood Crack posted:

WTF look at the slack on that chain!

Gotta ride it low and dirty.

# ? Jul 18, 2018 04:27

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Former DILF posted:

buncha ballwashin bastards

at least theyre clean

# ? Jul 18, 2018 04:30

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

been wantin to slap one of those on the ol' tenspeed so other twin peaks fans will know im down to clown

# ? Jul 18, 2018 05:56

Squashing Machine: Jul 5, 2005; I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

Sid Vicious posted:

And yeah, it's a Joker card, I'm kind of twisted.

Yeah, because it's the only card your dad won't beat your rear end over if it goes missing from his poker deck. Ace of spades or nothing, binch

# ? Jul 18, 2018 05:58

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_x4mc7kQqE

my dumbass cousin preferred and made me watch dagon rather than this

# ? Jul 18, 2018 07:04

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Planning on trying to hit the big ramp my older brothers made today, not gonna get scared at the last minute and wipe out at the bottom of the hill this time

# ? Jul 18, 2018 15:13

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Wife went to school in Guelph and said it was nice. Please don't sully the place with your garbage bike, Sid.

# ? Jul 18, 2018 15:17

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Big Beef City posted:

Wife went to school in Guelph and said it was nice. Please don't sully the place with your garbage bike, Sid.

I've lived here my whole life, students living here while they go to school are the shitheads leaving a mess here!

# ? Jul 18, 2018 15:20

tyk00n: Sep 25, 2006; College Slice

Some jackass keeps revving his motorbike around me every night, it better not be you

# ? Jul 18, 2018 15:24

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

leaving today from new england to travel to guelph on my big wheel, gonna be a hell of a pedal but i'm figuring it should only take a few weeks

edit: apparently i no longer fit on my big wheel