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ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I walked into a gun store the other day and a clerk greeted me cheerfully from behind the counter.

"Good morning sir! Can I help you with anything?"

I strode across the room with quiet, confident purpose until I was directly across from him. I placed one hand upon the warm walnut countertop and waved my other hand once, close to the front of his face, as if to banish a thought from his mind.

"You don't want to sell me deathsticks."

he called me a liberal human being and told me to get out

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