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Splatmaster



HAIKOOLIGAN

Splatmaster posted:

I just typed this all out

with pot smoke in my lungs

Whoa.... thanks for that! I got a nice buzz now

BYOB fun all year long! Sigs by: Manifisto and Vanisher, awesome BYOB people!!

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Splatmaster



HAIKOOLIGAN

Oh, sweet- we got your thread to page 2!

BYOB fun all year long! Sigs by: Manifisto and Vanisher, awesome BYOB people!!

Macnult


daddy anime posted:

Im ACTUALLY chilling with bros today having a relaxing sesh.

saaaame

Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

coffee and a slice of blueberry pie is a most chill way to start ones day

FactsAreUseless

Gatekeeper posted:

coffee and a slice of blueberry pie is a most chill way to start ones day
All of these foods are stimulants

FactsAreUseless

"Oh, I can't wait to become relaxed, by making my body very active using the kinds of drug that are in food, like caffeine or processed sugars! Maybe later I'll smoke a carcinogen that harms my cognitive abilities!"

FluffieDuckie

FactsAreUseless posted:

"Oh, I can't wait to become relaxed, by making my body very active using the kinds of drug that are in food, like caffeine or processed sugars! Maybe later I'll smoke a carcinogen that harms my cognitive abilities!"

you don't seem terribly chill my friend. may i recommend a marijuana?




Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

FactsAreUseless posted:

All of these foods are stimulants

and my tolerance to these stimulants is so high that all they do is quench my body's cravings and put an end to my withdrawals and leave me at my baseline which is extremely cool

Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

just lol if coffee affects you anymore

Luvcow


wkjdnqrliuhnowilckdas




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sorry about that... one of the 9 or 10 beautiful women i'm relaxing with in my giant oversized hot tub just mashed her titties into my keyboard. this is just a normal saturday for me. I'm going to go bury my nose in a huge mountain of cocaine now. def not angry and hiding it. def not.



thanks to vanisher for this sig

daddy anime

by FactsAreUseless

FluffieDuckie posted:

you don't seem terribly chill my friend. may i recommend a marijuana?

chill out bitch

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FluffieDuckie

daddy anime posted:

chill out bitch

help help i'm being trolled




Splatmaster



HAIKOOLIGAN

**giggles**

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Splatmaster



HAIKOOLIGAN

Calling the chillest 'Yobber an unchill name is unchill.

BYOB fun all year long! Sigs by: Manifisto and Vanisher, awesome BYOB people!!

Farecoal

???

Gatekeeper posted:

just lol if coffee affects you anymore

Macnult


Gatekeeper posted:

just lol if coffee affects you anymore

I rarely drink coffee but sometimes get a fancy latte. sugar + caffeine really hypes me up to where I canít chill relax, but I can chill focus or chill get work done

albany academy

I can't see shit!

Luvcow posted:

wkjdnqrliuhnowilckdas




edit:



sorry about that... one of the 9 or 10 beautiful women i'm relaxing with in my giant oversized hot tub just mashed her titties into my keyboard. this is just a normal saturday for me. I'm going to go bury my nose in a huge mountain of cocaine now. def not angry and hiding it. def not.

This sounds really dangerous

Macnult


my chill energy on the internet is transferred from irl and I have many methods of doing so

daddy anime

by FactsAreUseless

Macnult posted:

my chill energy on the internet is transferred from irl and I have many methods of doing so


thats pathetic. i assume you watch porn as well

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treasure bear


sometime i like to imagine a big egg and then i have to sit down because of getting tired imagining the big egg and i have a nap and dream of big egg

treasure bear


i for got what my point was but now im thinkin g about big egg again

Luvcow


treasure bear posted:

sometime i like to imagine a big egg and then i have to sit down because of getting tired imagining the big egg and i have a nap and dream of big egg



thanks to vanisher for this sig

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

daddy anime posted:

give up the games. stop kidding yourself. i see through your veneer of your byob personas. im willing to wager most of you are fairly loving unchilll and probably get rear end blasted caremad buttsalty feefee tears over inconsequential things . youre probably mad as hell right now reading this thread. me? im actually chillling
Here is an honest response:

The purpose of creating a calm environment online is to give people a respite from real life, which is universally unchill. When have you seen a byob poster brag about how chill they are? (Well, other than in this thread, because you baited everyone into it.) The whole point of this forum (other than making jokes) is that we are concerned about poo poo like environmental collapse and we need a break. That's why we have a no discussing politics rule.

I think it's good to be concerned and empathetic. But it's also good to reign in those feelings, if, for instance, fear and anxiety over things you can't control are making you unhappy. So this forum serves a useful purpose for people who aren't always that chill by giving them a little place where everything is chill by design.

I have a three-year-old nephew. I love hanging out with him. I love to make him laugh, even if the things I do are just making him laugh at me. As he gets older, I want to do what I can to keep this mean ol' world of ours from getting him down too much. I want to be for him like byob is for me.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

You utter fool.

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Splatmaster



HAIKOOLIGAN

blaise rascal posted:

Here is an honest response:

The purpose of creating a calm environment online is to give people a respite from real life, which is universally unchill. When have you seen a byob poster brag about how chill they are? (Well, other than in this thread, because you baited everyone into it.) The whole point of this forum (other than making jokes) is that we are concerned about poo poo like environmental collapse and we need a break. That's why we have a no discussing politics rule.

I think it's good to be concerned and empathetic. But it's also good to reign in those feelings, if, for instance, fear and anxiety over things you can't control are making you unhappy. So this forum serves a useful purpose for people who aren't always that chill by giving them a little place where everything is chill by design.

I have a three-year-old nephew. I love hanging out with him. I love to make him laugh, even if the things I do are just making him laugh at me. As he gets older, I want to do what I can to keep this mean ol' world of ours from getting him down too much. I want to be for him like byob is for me.

BYOB- a bubble for your inner child

BYOB fun all year long! Sigs by: Manifisto and Vanisher, awesome BYOB people!!

krampster2


having a chill measuring competition with my bros to see who is the most chill

Splatmaster



HAIKOOLIGAN

I mean, you got Tinder and Grindr; we like to use Chillr to see how our chill rates against other chill-minded individuals.

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alnilam

Postin in the Springtime


Splatmaster posted:

I mean, you got Tinder and Grindr; we like to use Chillr to see how our chill rates against other chill-minded individuals.

I'm rated 8 bongs on chill or not dot com

Robot Made of Meat


Gatekeeper posted:

just lol if coffee affects you anymore

Coffee affects me by making me happy and satisfied. Coffee is good.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Robot Made of Meat


treasure bear posted:

sometime i like to imagine a big egg and then i have to sit down because of getting tired imagining the big egg and i have a nap and dream of big egg

Now I want to chill out to a dream of a big egg.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Coffee affects me by making me happy and satisfied. Coffee is good.

i mean other than those two specific responses obv

daddy anime

by FactsAreUseless

I knew this thread would blow up on Saturday because you losers are chilling at your computers. I was out with friends, personally.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

daddy anime posted:

I knew this thread would blow up on Saturday because you losers are chilling at your computers. I was out with friends, personally.

Wish I knew what this was like.

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HAIKOOLIGAN

daddy anime posted:

I knew this thread would blow up on Saturday because you losers are chilling at your computers. I was out with friends, personally.

I'm pretty cool with a solid own like that.

Did you come up with any other ones when you were out with your little "friends"?

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Robot Made of Meat


daddy anime posted:

I knew this thread would blow up on Saturday because you losers are chilling at your computers. I was out with friends, personally.

Oh. So you don't doubt that we are chill in real life. That's nice.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

bog pixie


im pissed off

SciFiDownBeat

I'm in the process of buying a car right now, so no I'm not feeling too chill recently. In fact, if I'm being honest, it's got me stressed

daddy anime

by FactsAreUseless

Lot of maddies in this thread, lel. Challenge: If you guys are sooooo Chill take a picture of the chillest thing you own and then post it in this thread. Some loser already posted his marijuana pipe or something.

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Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

daddy anime posted:

Lot of maddies in this thread, lel. Challenge: If you guys are sooooo Chill take a picture of the chillest thing you own and then post it in this thread. Some loser already posted his marijuana pipe or something.

I don't think my yobber friends want to see my dick

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roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

daddy anime posted:

take a picture of the chillest thing you own
My new fridge is so chill isn't doesn't even bother to cool things.

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