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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > eyeing u from across a smoky club dance floor
 
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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Hey sailor. Step into my cocoon and stay a while. Three small sixes on the back of your neck, folded dice like knives in the empty hollow beneath your Adam's apple. Molotov cocktails melting away in the bile of my perpetually empty stomach.

Got a smoke?

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

 Over here, stranger. Got something that may interest ya... Heh heh heh

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP3O_QBdrT0

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 I mouth the words "gently caress off" to you

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
*winks* hey babe... this Barq's root beer is on me

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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Hold my beer, the DJ is about to play some She Wants Revenge

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