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i think it would be okay Good things: I'd probably get really cut without much effort (no more goon bod) probably stronger so I could lift large bags of big green grapes Better vision and hearing, so no more contacts/glasses Greater appreciation of Warren Zevon Bad things: Mistaken for a furry probably smell really bad Have to frequently buy new pants and drain cleaner Also, I'd just smoke some weed before the full moon comes out so I'd be chill and not disembowel anyone. Egbert Souse fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Aug 18, 2018 |
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yah id eat the pussy
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Aug 18, 2018 04:17
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let it mellow posted:yah id eat the pussy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxJO6HKyN5Y
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Aug 18, 2018 04:33
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yes
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Aug 18, 2018 04:36
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Unlike the vampire thread I would be happy to be a White Wolf werewolf as long as it was first edition The Apocalypse stuff. Werewolves are basically the Earth's immune system and they all got lazy for centuries and now they realize disease is threatening to destroy the planet's soul and they're all like oh poo poo what do we do. It's like Captain Planet without any hope.
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Aug 18, 2018 04:39
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i would absolutely be a white wolf werewolf and would be one of the Greenpeace earth warrior types lmao
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Aug 18, 2018 04:59
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id be like the werewolf in WOLF its just a groggy out-of-breath old jack nicholson covered in crud
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Aug 18, 2018 05:02
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How about a alcoholic werewolf like the book I have been working on
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Aug 18, 2018 05:02
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Turpitude posted:How about a alcoholic werewolf like the book I have been working on I can help you with half of that.
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Aug 18, 2018 05:05
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Turpitude posted:How about a alcoholic werewolf like the book I have been working on If werewolves have superhuman levels of strength, they can probably hold their liquor better curlys gold posted:id be like the werewolf in WOLF its just a groggy out-of-breath old jack nicholson covered in crud so, basically, Jack Nicholson on a Saturday night
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Aug 18, 2018 05:05
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You keep waking up with your house and belongings all wrecked and you don't know if it was the lycanthropy or the messy divorce with Barbara and the custody stuff over little Wolfgang
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Aug 18, 2018 05:05
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no but i would take a different spooky power like maybe a boy witch
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Aug 18, 2018 05:06
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You keep getting in fights at work but you blame it on the phase of the moon. But you know they have to smell the raspberry vodka on your breath and somehow their not saying it is worse.
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Aug 18, 2018 05:07
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bring back old gbs posted:no but i would take a different spooky power like maybe a boy witch only girls can be witches dummy look it's just biology! it's science! 
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Aug 18, 2018 05:08
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Fangface is an underrated werewolf IMO
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Aug 18, 2018 05:10
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precision posted:only girls can be witches dummy  thats not woke
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Aug 18, 2018 05:17
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where wolf? there wolf!
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Aug 18, 2018 05:52
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so my body would swell up and become hairier and i would attack prostitutes by the light of the full moon? that was gonna happen anyway
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Aug 18, 2018 06:07
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It depends a lot on what kind of werewolf we're talking about ugly monster werewolf?  cool dude werewolf?  literally just a big dog werewolf?  guy who just needs to shave more? https://i.imgur.com/9hEgGbe.mp4 also this thread is a honeypot isn't it https://i.imgur.com/Xc1rwEb.mp4
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Aug 18, 2018 06:58
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a canadian werewolf in L.A.
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Aug 18, 2018 07:04
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numberoneposter posted:a canadian werewolf in L.A. ha ha. someone should make that movie
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Aug 18, 2018 07:07
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Werewolfs can't type on keyboards IDIOT
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Aug 18, 2018 07:22
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Mordja posted:Werewolfs can't type on keyboards IDIOT I almost let my dog type gently caress you
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Aug 18, 2018 07:45
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numberoneposter posted:a canadian werewolf in L.A. The world needs a scene where it's just a werewolf high on weed walking down a palm tree covered street. Edit: If I'm in control when I'm a werewolf, and can turn whenever the hell I want, yeah, like, super healing would be cool. Edit edit: I would also learn how to do a flip as a werewolf. mazzi Chart Czar fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Aug 18, 2018 |
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Aug 18, 2018 07:52
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What kind of werewolf?
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Aug 18, 2018 07:55
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I choose to be a Warezwolf, thank you.
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Aug 18, 2018 08:07
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Vaginal Vagrant posted:I choose to be a Warezwolf, thank you. Ghost Rider 2099 http://legacy.shadowlordinc.com/comic/Ghost_Rider_2099_04.html
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If I was a werewolf I'd be a wild animal secreting oils all over my body during the hotter months, also I'd secrete absolute God drat poo poo all over my body in nasty constant secretions, just absolute loving doodoo pulsing out of my body, just wild amounts of juicy oils slopping from those glands, just complete slop slop slapping out, I'd love it OP, you juicy boy.
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JebanyPedal posted:If I was a werewolf I'd be a wild animal secreting oils all over my body during the hotter months, also I'd secrete absolute God drat poo poo all over my body in nasty constant secretions, just absolute loving doodoo pulsing out of my body, just wild amounts of juicy oils slopping from those glands, just complete slop slop slapping out, I'd love it OP, you juicy boy. this post made me so fuckin wet
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Aug 18, 2018 08:52
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yes. because then i could piss on people and just say it's my culture, instead of getting arrested
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JebanyPedal posted:If I was a werewolf I'd be a wild animal secreting oils all over my body during the hotter months, also I'd secrete absolute God drat poo poo all over my body in nasty constant secretions, just absolute loving doodoo pulsing out of my body, just wild amounts of juicy oils slopping from those glands, just complete slop slop slapping out, I'd love it OP, you juicy boy. yeah bro
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Aug 18, 2018 09:28
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Only if I could have a bar mitzvah.
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Aug 18, 2018 09:38
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I'll try anything once
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Aug 18, 2018 10:06
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BrigadierSensible posted:Only if I could have a bar mitzvah. I wanted to find a picture of a wolf wearing a yamulke. After gouging this and finding out it is a 30 rock reference, I found this picture.  I also found a wolf yamulke, but the awful app won't attache it.
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Aug 18, 2018 10:21
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grapes are really bad for dogs im pretty sure
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Unlike the vampire thread I would be happy to be a White Wolf werewolf as long as it was first edition The Apocalypse stuff. Werewolves are basically the Earth's immune system and they all got lazy for centuries and now they realize disease is threatening to destroy the planet's soul and they're all like oh poo poo what do we do. WW has pretty interesting lore but id be hesitant with some of the people you're likely to play it with. the jewish ghetto wraith stuff is pretty crazy
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I think a more interesting question is, would you bone a werewolf?
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The downsides seem incredibly minor. Couple of nights a month of not being in control, easily remedied with a well constructed room with a time lock on it. The rest of the time, basically you're a normal person but that heals extra fast and is immune to ordinary bullets and you get some extra strength and stuff too maybe? And longevity? Your vulnerability is getting shot with a silver bullet, which I don't know about everyone else but that would already cause me to die, so it hardly counts as a vulnerability, and if you ever get sick of being a werewolf a silver bullet is a nice easy suicide method too. Contrast a vampire, where one of the most ubiquitous things (sunlight) will kill you painfully, and you can't eat ordinary things and basically life is a pain in the rear end all the time, having to deal with getting person-blood, you can't even eat normal food, and you're also vulnerable to garlic and afraid of common shapes. And you're probably obliged to be involved in some sort of bullshit hierarchical society where you'll be near the bottom forever because the top dog (not actually a dog because these are dumb vampires instead of cool werewolves) will never die and has better powers than everyone else and can magically force them to do whatever he wants. The only way you get any respect is to make more vampires, it's a loving pyramid scheme.
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roomforthetuna posted:And you're probably obliged to be involved in some sort of bullshit hierarchical society where you'll be near the bottom forever because the top dog (not actually a dog because these are dumb vampires instead of cool werewolves) will never die and has better powers than everyone else and can magically force them to do whatever he wants. The only way you get any respect is to make more vampires, it's a loving pyramid scheme. exsanguination
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I like how it has to be a silver bullet that kills werewolves. As if getting loving shot or bludgeoned on the head isn't enough to kill someone. Perhaps you can build up an immunity to silver bullets if you drink colloidal silver occasionally. Also, I wonder if werewolves are able to eat spicier foods. On one hand, your senses are more sensitive, but you also have healing. Being able to eat Carolina Reapers like candy would be fun.
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