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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

It's WWE Summerfest!

Schedule:
Preshow 5-7pm EDT
Main show 7pm-11:30pm EDT

Here is your card. There are 13 matches. This is gonna be one of those marathon shows. It probably won't come anywhere close to the quality of Takeover, but I'm sure the main roster is fired up and will surely prove us wrong this time!!!



























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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/ConnorJA_/status/1030783730934341632

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I'm not watching this :thumbsup:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

hanging w/ sammy

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord


Hey Steve what's this feud about again?

"How Balor is short"

So on the poster I should make him...?

"Same height at least. Maybe bigger"

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
For fucks sake just give Roman the Jam Strap or have KO/Braun cash in tonight... just get the drat thing off of Brock

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Go Luke Harper!

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
On that note, I want to apologize in advance for anything I may say if I get my drink on.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I have a couple of ciders left over from last night so I think I'm gonna try staying up in the hopes that Bryan/Miz isn't on too late.

Saint Freak posted:

Hey Steve what's this feud about again?

"How Balor is short"

So on the poster I should make him...?

"Same height at least. Maybe bigger"

It's ok, Corbin's just standing really far away

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


I hope the belt stays on Brock until he dies of old age

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Holy poo poo Scott Stanford still has a job

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwc9pXFCThQ

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
gently caress

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
bookewr is here, things are good

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
The saddest part of not watching Takeover live is that I missed Pat McAfee on the kick-off :(

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


I forgot this was on this early. Also I was busy and missed Takeover last night, how was it?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

let's fuckin dance lads

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Commissar Ken posted:

I forgot this was on this early. Also I was busy and missed Takeover last night, how was it?

ive only seen the first half but the tag match and cole/ricochet were very, very good

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
it's too early to do any of this poo poo

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Commissar Ken posted:

I forgot this was on this early. Also I was busy and missed Takeover last night, how was it?

https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/1030972171752022022

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i woke up like an hour ago and i have to start getting blazed already

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Commissar Ken posted:

I forgot this was on this early. Also I was busy and missed Takeover last night, how was it?

It was good op

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
The match we've been waiting minus four months for!

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I'm......watching Summerslam

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Rarity posted:

Holy poo poo Scott Stanford still has a job

I'm pretty sure he has a regular job in NYC, and the WWE brings him in when around.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Oh yay JBL is back :suicide:

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
Renee shouldn't be on the preshow. She should be in the commentary booth. And JBL shouldn't be anywhere on screen. :colbert:

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

can't wait for seven hours of wwe main roster sports entertainment product, there should be easily 10 minutes of enjoyable content mixed in!

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Welcome to the first SummerSlam of the billion dollar era, where the booking is made up and the results don't matter

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Pro tip: don't actually watch the preshow, have it on a tablet or something and just watch the matches

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
doph zigger

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I hope that something falls on JBL and kills him during this preshow

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!



He murdered that man.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Dangerous Person posted:

I'm......watching Summerslam

quote:

Not dead yet

putting your title to the test here

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I'm gonna be so bummed when Becky gets screwed out of the win tonight :(

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Rarity posted:

Oh yay JBL is back :suicide:

Styles just broke his record for longest-reigning WWE champ from SDL. Yep.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Rarity posted:

I'm gonna be so bummed when Becky gets screwed out of the win tonight :(


Same :smith:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the preshow is 2 hours long

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Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
Hope for the best, expect the worst.

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