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GenericGirlName
Apr 10, 2012

Why did you post that?

Lumpen posted:

Oh sorry it is joke phase.
I took my daughter to the zoo and we saw this big reptile and she said "Hey dad, is that an alligator or a crocodile?" I told her to carefully observe whether it would see her later or after a while.

🤔 I resent you for making a joke that I actually found funny during joke phase.

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The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

I've never seen The Fifth Element all the way through, it was the sort of movie I'd put on between waiting commercials out on whatever show I was actually watching. All I really know about it is that Chris Trucker is supposed to be really annoying in it? IDK

The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

##vote merk howdy merk

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Ninth Layer posted:

I've never seen The Fifth Element all the way through, it was the sort of movie I'd put on between waiting commercials out on whatever show I was actually watching. All I really know about it is that Chris Trucker is supposed to be really annoying in it? IDK

What the hell is this post. Why would you even call Chris Tucker Chris Trucker. What the hell.
Is he driving a truck? No.
C'mon man!

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

imgay posted:

I'm just a glorified extra in this game of life, you need to hunt scum not look for who is luke perry. What are you some kind of executioner or something? What a petty objective.

Just trying to shed a little AZIS! light on the subject.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Asphyxious posted:

Get your own goddamn gimmick

Jealousy is an ugly sin

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Lumpen posted:

Oh sorry it is joke phase.
I took my daughter to the zoo and we saw this big reptile and she said "Hey dad, is that an alligator or a crocodile?" I told her to carefully observe whether it would see her later or after a while.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

An investigator!

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

Look everyone who's not a cylon raise their hands. We should be able to sort all this out shortly.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

imgay posted:

What the hell is this post. Why would you even call Chris Tucker Chris Trucker. What the hell.
Is he driving a truck? No.
C'mon man!

He keeps on trucking

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Hey slam, can we extend day one til next week? Thanks. This is fun

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i tried to take my fish sticks out of the oven and burned my thumb

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

A Sometimes Food posted:

Look everyone who's not a cylon raise their hands. We should be able to sort all this out shortly.

I bags Boomer

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

imgay posted:

i tried to take my fish sticks out of the oven and burned my thumb

Worst joke yet

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Would vote imgay for this tragedy

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
its no joke it hurts

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i cant even punctuate now since im using one hand.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Yay game start.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Tonight I killed a bunch of things in D&D. And rolled lots of 20s.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

imgay posted:

i cant even punctuate now since im using one hand.

Go on...

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

King Burgundy posted:

Tonight I killed a bunch of things in D&D. And rolled lots of 20s.

He's not here

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

hambeet posted:

He's not here

ba dum dum.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

The Ninth Layer posted:

I've never seen The Fifth Element all the way through, it was the sort of movie I'd put on between waiting commercials out on whatever show I was actually watching. All I really know about it is that Chris Trucker is supposed to be really annoying in it? IDK

##vote TNL

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

In 18 minutes, the best day will start, aka my birthday.

Feel free to provide me with presents and accolades.

And then I will go to sleep and wake up, and it will still be my birthday.

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

King Burgundy posted:

In 18 minutes, the best day will start, aka my birthday.

Feel free to provide me with presents and accolades.

And then I will go to sleep and wake up, and it will still be my birthday.

Reminder vote King Burgundy in 15 minutes.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

A Sometimes Food posted:

Reminder vote King Burgundy in 15 minutes.

Scum post!

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hmm, why would you even mention your birthday, perhaps to ellict some form of sympathy? It boggles the mind what context you expected in this battle royale mafia game based on fortnite.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

imgay posted:

Hmm, why would you even mention your birthday, perhaps to ellict some form of sympathy? It boggles the mind what context you expected in this battle royale mafia game based on fortnite.

I'm with the horse on this

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

In a purely supportive and platonic way.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

imgay posted:

Hmm, why would you even mention your birthday, perhaps to ellict some form of sympathy? It boggles the mind what context you expected in this battle royale mafia game based on fortnite.

Because I want presents and accolades, duh, it was IN THE POST.

Horses need better education.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Here, I give you the gift of time.

##vote king bundy

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I shall give you the gift of rhyme:

Hey every its fun time
When y'all listen to rhyme
Funny stories drink the wine
I'm poor donate a dime.
Skyrim belongs to the nords.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

This is the last time I goto open mic night

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

hambeet posted:

Here, I give you the gift of time.

##vote king bundy

##vote Hambeet

Cause he beat me to it while I was gardening.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The real question is who gardens at 2am in the morning.

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

imgay posted:

The real question is who gardens at 2am in the morning.

Australians.

We're loving weird like that.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I've heard of them before.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

My condolences

soscannonballs
Dec 6, 2007

Haven't read the thread but Humalong is scum again see yall day 2 ##vote Mr. Humalong

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Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

soscannonballs posted:

Haven't read the thread but Humalong is scum again see yall day 2 ##vote Mr. Humalong

Hmmm

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