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Who is the Good Guy?
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Roman. BRAUN! was trying to take advantage. 2 4.65%
BRAUN! Roman needed help to deal with him. 5 11.63%
Both guys are the good guys, and my friends. 5 11.63%
Both guys are bad guys, and bullies. 4 9.30%
Goddammit WWE just give Becky the Smackdown Women's Championship :argh: 27 62.79%
Total: 31 votes
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



BRAUN! Strowman wants to face Roman Reigns in the ring alone
During a heated Universal Championship main event pitting new titleholder Roman Reigns against challenger Finn Bálor — the first Superstar to hold that title — Braun Strowman emerged with his Money in the Bank contract in tow, making it clear that whoever won the match would, indeed, “get these hands.” The Big Dog won with a ring-shaking Spear, capitalizing on the chaos, but when The Monster Among Men attempted to cash in for his guaranteed title opportunity against the battle-weary champion, Reigns’ Shield brothers, Intercontinental Champion Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose, emerged to overpower the opportunistic behemoth and lay him out with a thunderous Triple Powerbomb through the announce desk. Strowman still has his contract, but he also has a massive score to settle with The Big Dog. Via Twitter, The Monster Among Men said he wants Reigns to confront him in the middle of the ring on Raw, without his Shield brothers.

Ronda Rousey carries the torch
After Stephanie McMahon tried to take credit for the Women’s Evolution, diminishing the accomplishments of the Superstars, new Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey retaliated by attacking the Raw Commissioner and locking her in the same Armbar that put away Alexa Bliss the previous night at SummerSlam. Although it remains to be seen if The Baddest Woman on the Planet will face repercussions for her actions, it’s clear that she’s ready to carry the division on her back and be a true fighting champion. Who will be next to step to Rowdy Ronda? Moreover, when will Little Miss Bliss be up to the task of facing Rousey once again in her guaranteed rematch?

Baron Corbin settles into his new position
After incurring the wrath of Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey, Stephanie McMahon was, as one might expect, fairly critical of General Manager Kurt Angle, giving The Olympic Hero an unexpected vacation that puts Baron Corbin in charge of the red brand as its Acting General Manager. This Monday, The Lone Wolf will run a full episode of Raw for the first time ever. How will he deal with The Shield, The Baddest Woman on the Planet, his nemesis Finn Bálor and the Superstar who defeated him this past Monday night, Bobby Lashley?

The Revival go 2-0 against the Raw Tag Team Champions
The B-Team might have retained their titles in their SummerSlam Kickoff Match against The Revival, but based on their back-to-back singles match defeats to Dash Wilder & Scott Dawson, the so-called “Top Guys” have their number. Did those one-on-one victories bring The Revival closer to another opportunity against the Raw Tag Team Champions?

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Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


I... uhhh.... what? :stare:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
yeah i'm just here for the suicide

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Jerusalem posted:

I... uhhh.... what? :stare:

That about sums up my reaction.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/THEVinceRusso/status/1034224167632044033

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
do you think he's going to try to get on camera or is he just gonna blow his brains out in the nosebleed seats

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Wonder how the ratings will do

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

God it never fails to make me laugh to hear those boos, then the immediate cut to as closely framed a shot they can get of one guy cheering in excitement :lol:

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

did the script for this one leak

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Those two girls literally shaking with glee when The SHIELD showed up ruled though :allears:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

why the gently caress is he killing himself when he could be the hero who finally took down roman

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

uh excuse me cole that's mr monster in the bank

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Baron Corbin posted:

yeah i'm just here for the suicide

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

good god the vein on dean's bicep

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Destroy My Sweater posted:

did the script for this one leak

Segment 1:
Vince changed his mind, scrap this, he'll come up with something on the fly

Segment 2:
Vince changed his mind, scrap this, he'll come up with something on the fly

etc, etc

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

did that man die yet

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
if he was gonna do it he woulda done it by now i think

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Oh hey look it's the dog guy

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
my clock says 8:04 tbqh

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Roman raises a good point, BRAUN! is notoriously cowardly and scared of fighting.

ftwtom
Feb 7, 2001

"Meat shack" :lol:

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
did he just call braun strowman a "meat shack"

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


lots of security in those aisles

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

BRAAUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

a new study bible! posted:

lots of security in those aisles

they will try to stop a suicide but comically fail and run back into gorilla position

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Destroy My Sweater posted:

did the script for this one leak

No, Fightful's Sapp blocked someone in the comments of that suicide tweet for asking for the script when Sapp was concerned about the guy wanting to die

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Braun looks stupid carrying a briefcase. They should have just given him a big burlap sack.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
I know there's technically nothing wrong with calling Roman, Seth, and Dean "these cats."

But c'mon, Coach, he is THE BIG DOG.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That's "Rebellious Workhorse TM", BRAUN! :mad:

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
a brotherhood of workhorses

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the horse brotherhood

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

a brotherhood of workhorses :lol:

Your Parents
Jul 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich
edit im an IDIOT im LATE

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

HitTheTargets posted:

I know there's technically nothing wrong with calling Roman, Seth, and Dean "these cats."

But c'mon, Coach, he is THE BIG DOG.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i hope Jason Sensation changes his mind and shoots Roman instead

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Baron Corbin posted:

the horse brotherhood

thats my favorite assassins creed

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


The only things I lift with my hands are also objects

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Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

Roman is disparaging the ability to pick up an ambulance

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