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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

THEYVE GONE TOO FARE THIS TIME!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY D DISRESPECT OURE TROOPS THIS WAY! HOW ARE YOU GONNA SHOW THIS FREEDOM HATING CRONY CAPITALISM COMPANY HOW MUUCH YOU LOVE OUR COUNTRY!?


I'M GONNA USE MY NIKE SOCKS TO WIPE MY rear end CRACK AND THEN BURN THEM IN MY GRILLING PIT

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Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

i'm rly glad nike is woke, that makes their brutal exploitation of global south labor and offshoring of taxable funds a-ok

just do it!!

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

THEYVE GONE TOO FARE THIS TIME!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY D DISRESPECT OURE TROOPS THIS WAY! HOW ARE YOU GONNA SHOW THIS FREEDOM HATING CRONY CAPITALISM COMPANY HOW MUUCH YOU LOVE OUR COUNTRY!?


I'M GONNA USE MY NIKE SOCKS TO WIPE MY rear end CRACK AND THEN BURN THEM IN MY GRILLING PIT

What's this about then? Has Nike actually done something or is this about consumerism as protest

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
boycotting the most exploitative clothing capitalists to own the libs

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Nebakenezzer posted:

What's this about then? Has Nike actually done something or is this about consumerism as protest

what do u think buddy

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
im gonna buy some jordans and then dunk them to pieces

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://twitter.com/johnrich/status/1036751396002050050

rubbing my ankles raw to trigger the libs

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007


soundman was always the worst robot master

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Nike

Just Blew It

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

NIKE CUMSOCK HATEFUCK - SEE THE SWOOSH, BLAST A SPLOOSH - TRIBUTE VID 2.5+ HOURS

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Lastgirl posted:

Nike

Just Blew It

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNczjk-xLfM

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
my Nike merchandise is the US flag but stars are replaced by swooshes

am I going against everything I stand for if I destroy this flag?? this is quite the dilemma

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/matt__enloe/status/1036764952143519744

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1036771844324552704

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

i hope the brokebrains take armed action against nike execs, before getting in a huge firefight with security guards and the police, ultimately resulting in hundreds of bigtime fuckers dead :unsmigghh:

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

Smdh it's more patriotic if you wrap it up in a flag before setting it on fire

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://twitter.com/the_slan/status/1036770134050914304?s=21

me rn

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


loving lol

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

ah

ah

I get it now

But would you think of all the great, transformational politics that have have come out of consumer rage on twitter

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
kaepernick needs to get a lifted truck and tweet about how much he loves to roll coal

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/jimmygoodtweets/status/1036786399008223232

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

can't wait for the chuds to literally murder people over sneakers and prove that yet another of their fears is just projection

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

me if you flip the gun and camera

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/regrebK/status/1036784488750174208

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

google how to fix drywall bullethole

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
while i care deeply for their sharp hate of a corporation and their showy renderings of brand trashings, they're dumb still

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
let's destroy all branded merchandise / people

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

I'm gonna shoot it out of a cannon at the nearest chud op

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

this is like destroying your expensive coffee machine to own the libs, except even dumber since clothes and shoes are actually useful items and keurigs are huge chunks of rich white idiot poo poo

in fact, intentionally destroying perfectly good shoes and apparel instead of donating them should be illegal. chuds can vent their anger at nike execs face to face....when they all share a gulag

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1036793955755741185

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
On the one hand, Nike was founded by a running coach so as a runner I think that's cool, and also they made a bunch of chuds mad for no reason.

On the other hand, they discontinued the running shoe model that I really like.

In conclusion, Nike is a land of contrasts.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

im gonna go to my nearest footlocker and just start TEARIN poo poo UP

roomforthetuna
Mar 22, 2005

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
I'm going to reduce the secondary market supply of this product, thus encouraging more money to go to the corporation, that'll teach them!

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://twitter.com/playazball/status/1036801797745270790?s=21

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
megacorps sure care a lot when you destroy stuff you already paid them for

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

That dude is gonna be hosed for years over this.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

I disobeyed the gods

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


i just need this to happen like 35,000,000 more times

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


lmao no way

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
if that poo poo is real lmbo

https://twitter.com/DamienPalace/status/1036830277925040128

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