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Nowadays it seems like you can't throw a rock without hitting a conspiracy theory. Instead of benign stuff like "Paul is Dead" or "Kubrick Filmed the Apollo Landings on a Sound Stage" it's "These grieving parents' dead kids were actually holograms or some poo poo" or "it's good and cool not to vaccinate my kid against rubella so he doesn't catch autism-- a titty model gave me this health advice." There's even a probable 4-chan hoax that boomers have bought into where a deep state white hat is tweeting out weird quatrains to tell the CHUDs that everyone who disagrees with them politically is a chomo who is juuust about to get got; Trumpy's gonna spring the trap any day now. Me, I'm a Nerine Shatner truther. In 1999, Bill "Captain Kirk" Shatner's wife Nerine ostensibly drowned in a pool. Now there's certainly a plausible case that it was just death by misadventure. Like a lot of hollyweird types she had substance abuse issues. But, she was also reputedly a real strong swimmer. HOWEVER during the 911 Shatner, adopting a sort of weird affect says his wife is dead in the pool and the operator is like "Well poo poo get her out idiot" and, no poo poo, he declines and mumbles something about not wanting to ruin his expensive new toupee. Also, he had apparently threatened her with divorce right beforehand. Maybe her conveniently drowning was a way to keep that sweet sweet star wars money to himself? Add to that the fact that he had her cremated her ASAP in spite of them both being Jewish and that being a preeety fuckin' strong taboo and to me it adds up to something fishy. Entirely possible LA cops were all too happy not to dig too much and pin a body on a beloved sci fi hero? I think so. Welp, that's my post and if you got this far I'm sorry you had to read it. What conspiracy theories do you believe, friends?
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The US government orchestrated 9/11
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Sep 4, 2018 01:31
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Didn't we already have a conspiracy thread?
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Sep 4, 2018 01:33
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I think Hitler escaped to South America, I just watched that History Channel show.
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Sep 4, 2018 01:36
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the government is putting chemicals in the water to turn the frogs gray
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Sep 4, 2018 01:37
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so i just went to find the 911 call and all of the news sites just have transcripts i can't find the recording, and the part where he is talking about his not wanting fake hair getting ruined trying to save his wife is rendered less damningly in these transcripts as "(unintelligible)" but I swear back in the day I heard the actual recordings (WHICH HAVE BEEN APPARENTLY SUPPRESSED) and they had that part.
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Sep 4, 2018 01:39
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The Stroker Ace posted:I think Hitler escaped to South America, I just watched that History Channel show. Also is an alien.
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Sep 4, 2018 01:41
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I don't believe it was an alien spacecraft that crashed at Roswell but I also don't believe it was a weather balloon for a split fuckin' second.
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Sep 4, 2018 01:47
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The govt allowed 9/11 to happen to justify implementation of the Patriot Act and the cultural shift that came with it
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I don't believe it was an alien spacecraft that crashed at Roswell but I also don't believe it was a weather balloon for a split fuckin' second. What do you think it was? Just some advanced skunk works jet-plane flying wing the US was developing?
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I don't believe it was an alien spacecraft that crashed at Roswell but I also don't believe it was a weather balloon for a split fuckin' second. It wasn't a weather balloon though, it was a high elevation radar device attached to a balloon for the long range detection of nuclear missiles. Hence why the gov was so happy that nut bags thought it was aliens since they were in the middle of the cold war and didn't want the Russians knowing what they were working on. I'm pretty sure they even admitted as much many years later but no one chose to believe them because of tourist dollars.
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Sep 4, 2018 01:50
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This belongs in the paranormal sub
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Sep 4, 2018 01:51
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I've always liked the one that the government got Stanley Kubrick to direct the footage for faking the moon landings, but that Kubrick was such a perfectionist he insisted on shooting it on location.
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Vakal posted:they were in the middle of the cold war and didn't want the Russians knowing what they were working on. Do you know when the Rosewell incident was?
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CaptainCaveman posted:I've always liked the one that the government got Stanley Kubrick to direct the footage for faking the moon landings, but that Kubrick was such a perfectionist he insisted on shooting it on location. One of my favorite send-ups of this theory is that there's no way he would have not done another take after Armstrong flubbed the most important line of the whole piece. luchajones posted:Do you know when the Rosewell incident was? My dude, by the late 40's it may have been incipient but it was loving on. We pretty much knew who was on the card for the next title fight the second Hitler topped himself, probably before that even.
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Sep 4, 2018 01:55
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I am Q 
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Owlbear Camus posted:What do you think it was? Just some advanced skunk works jet-plane flying wing the US was developing? Yeah I think it was some sort of under development tech that they didn't want word of getting out. I think that's the cause of a lot of UFO sightings that aren't straight up hoaxes. Experimental aircraft have to be test flown somewhere and sooner or later one is gonna have to have a catastrophic malfunction and crash. It'd be cool as poo poo if it was aliens but I'm not a believer.
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Sep 4, 2018 01:57
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SleepySonata posted:I am Q 
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Sep 4, 2018 02:01
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:It'd be cool as poo poo if it was aliens but I'm not a believer. I'm pretty confident the times and distances involved are so vast that in the vanishingly unlikely event of Contact it'll be an unmanned drone of a long-dead civilization. 
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Sep 4, 2018 02:06
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luchajones posted:Do you know when the Rosewell incident was? By 1946 the US and Canada were starting to draw up plans for the cross nation series of Radar towers for detecting incoming Russian missiles from the north. That detection technology had to have been in the works by then or they would have had nothing to bolt to the top of the towers. 
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I believe that you the entirety of the original Deus Ex is actually what’s going to happen and was made by time traveling game designers.
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scott zoloft posted:The govt allowed 9/11 to happen to justify implementation of the Patriot Act and the cultural shift that came with it This one literally happened
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Owlbear Camus posted:Nowadays it seems like you can't throw a rock without hitting a conspiracy theory. Instead of benign stuff like "Paul is Dead" or "Kubrick Filmed the Apollo Landings on a Sound Stage" it's "These grieving parents' dead kids were actually holograms or some poo poo" or "it's good and cool not to vaccinate my kid against rubella so he doesn't catch autism-- a titty model gave me this health advice." Here's the one I got. Some aliens were watching us, from afar, just seeing how we would do. Chuckled to themselves after WWI. Then WWII rolled around. We weren't supposed to spit the atom that quick. So they sent in to mediators for both atomic powers. Both got painfully killed on both sides. Now they don't want anything to do with us
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I used to sorta believe in a shadow government(less super council with dudes in shadow and more tons of well placed contingency poo poo, hell, maybe even secret DHS branches like in the division with sleeper agents). now a days, who the gently caress knows. William Henry Hairytaint posted:Yeah I think it was some sort of under development tech that they didn't want word of getting out. I think that's the cause of a lot of UFO sightings that aren't straight up hoaxes. Experimental aircraft have to be test flown somewhere and sooner or later one is gonna have to have a catastrophic malfunction and crash. same, id love to believe in sentient space life near us. but i doubt it. my guess is it was some super secret test flight.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:25
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I believe that the Democratic party is putting on a show for the public while working in tandem with the Republicans to loot the nation for their ever hungry transnational capitalist overlords. I think this qualifies for a conspiracy theory idk?
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Dapper_Swindler posted:I used to sorta believe in a shadow government(less super council with dudes in shadow and more tons of well placed contingency poo poo, hell, maybe even secret DHS branches like in the division with sleeper agents). now a days, who the gently caress knows. Dude, there is no shadow government. The republicans think it is controlled by a dude who could not even keep a blowjob by an intern.
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a bone to pick posted:The US government orchestrated 9/11 It is a well-known fact that the Pentagon was hit by a missle, all of the WTC towers were detonated, and the hero flight was actually diverted elsewhere and all of its passengers were killed. 
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Sep 4, 2018 02:28
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The Warren Report is loving bullshit.
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Colonel Cancer posted:I believe that the Democratic party is putting on a show for the public while working in tandem with the Republicans to loot the nation for their ever hungry transnational capitalist overlords. I think this qualifies for a conspiracy theory idk? vote for your local Democratic Socialist
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Colonel Cancer posted:I believe that the Democratic party is putting on a show for the public while working in tandem with the Republicans to loot the nation for their ever hungry transnational capitalist overlords. I think this qualifies for a conspiracy theory idk? Settle down there Chomsky. Put reptiles in that post or people will think you're crazy.
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scott zoloft posted:The govt allowed 9/11 to happen to justify implementation of the Patriot Act and the cultural shift that came with it When I first saw True Lies I couldn't believe how far jingoism had been ratcheted up, the US was practically begging for 9/11 to happen.
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Colonel Cancer posted:I believe that the Democratic party is putting on a show for the public while working in tandem with the Republicans to loot the nation for their ever hungry transnational capitalist overlords. I think this qualifies for a conspiracy theory idk? Its not a conspiracy theory if its literally happening
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Dude, there is no shadow government. The republicans think it is controlled by a dude who could not even keep a blowjob by an intern. yeah, i more believed that poo poo when i was younger now i just believe we are probably hosed. wit posted:Settle down there Chomsky. Put reptiles in that post or people will think you're crazy.  oh gently caress, i have been uncovered.
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Woden posted:When I first saw True Lies I couldn't believe how far jingoism had been ratcheted up, the US was practically begging for 9/11 to happen. I know, I bet that horse was never really an american
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Sep 4, 2018 02:35
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I know, I bet that horse was never really an american Bet he's Arabian
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Sep 4, 2018 02:44
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1redflag posted:Bet he's Arabian I knew it
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Stevie Wonder is not really blind Proof https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebts1FMCgb4
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Sep 4, 2018 02:48
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Ehud posted:Stevie Wonder is not really blind I missed the proof there buddy. 
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Most of the people you interact with online aren't "real" people. I mean, they exist, but they are mostly government agents making sure normal citizens are forming the correct opinions. That is why you see so many "hivemind" situations on big forums like reddit/4chan and even here. I'm on to you fuckers.
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I think the US government did the moon landing
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