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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

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# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 22:22

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 17:32

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Anyone up for some ps4?

# ¿ Sep 8, 2018 21:36

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

2 bullshit bugs: (on ps4)

1. Medics especially, will switch guns with you when they revive you

2. Get revived too soon after a critical death like a headshot, and you'll be stuck in limbo
Could only leave the game to fix it.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2018 00:59

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Lol

https://youtu.be/jhpgSs8p8d0

# ¿ Sep 9, 2018 03:48

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Joe the Strummer posted:

As a medic, i hope i can scoop the intestines back into a dying ally's body to revive him, like that guy in Saving Private Ryan

I dont think that guy lived

# ¿ Sep 27, 2018 19:05

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Is battle field 5 going to be good on release? Or will it be like starwars battlefront 2?

# ¿ Sep 30, 2018 13:52

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Is this game going ,to be any good? At launch?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2018 01:15

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Is the game out for ps4?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2018 16:57

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Is this the thread for ps4 too, or only pc?

# ¿ Nov 18, 2018 02:17

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Tank you

# ¿ Nov 18, 2018 02:37

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

What's the best configuration for the vb spitfire and g6 109 for dogfighting?

# ¿ Nov 20, 2018 00:57

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Symetrique posted:

There's no solid consensus at the moment, and the actual pantheon of dogfighting is waiting for the practice range before 1v1s become more established.

My current air superiority loadout for the G6 is 1/2/3/3. You pretty much always want to take the rockets on both 109s, as they trivialize bombers and can outright destroy a Spitfire if both hit. I'd recommend taking the Mk Va over the Mk Vb for dogfighting. The damage output of the x8 .303s is too good to pass up. My Mk Va is 1/2/3/3 at the moment, but the only essential specialization is the x8 .303. My Mk Vb is set at 3/2/3/3, the rockets are a bit of a disappointment compared to the 109, but they do 70-90 damage to armor. Useless against aircraft though.

Good poo poo.
Thank you.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2018 01:56

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Lawl

# ¿ Nov 20, 2018 03:21

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Mein Gott...

# ¿ Nov 20, 2018 05:44

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

when do we get America dlc?
and Pacific theater?

# ¿ Feb 17, 2019 16:48

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Community Challenge: smoke weed while playing Bf5

# ¿ Feb 18, 2019 18:56

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

afkmacro posted:

New mosquito gets a 4000 lb bomb.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BattlefieldV/comments/aybyik/mosquito_fb_mkvi_specializations/

# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 16:10

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

What's the release date?

# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 19:57

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

When does firestorm hit?

# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 21:42

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Digirat posted:

if a plane has decided it wants you dead by the time it’s at max range there is no direction you can move where you can absolutely force it to miss. changing where you are on the map before this happens does not force it to miss. with the exception of having very specific high cover and the plane coming from a specific angle relative to that cover (they can come from anywhere), you are hoping they gently caress up and anything you do is at best making it more likely for them to gently caress up instead of guaranteeing anything. MAA is explicitly designed to counter aircraft yet they come down to hoping the pilot is bad.

Edit:

I agree with this sentiment. I don't even have MAA in my vehicle queue. It's not an option because it's not effective.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2019 15:13

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Abner Assington posted:

Let me tell you how fun it is to have a Tides of War cheevie locked behind squad-based mechanics like arming/disarming points.

Very

# ¿ Mar 12, 2019 04:48

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

GruntyThrst posted:

That's why I spend most of my time in vehicles when I'm playing alone. Playing infantry as a loner sucks, at least as a horrible skylord you can rain explosions down on the peasantry.

Aye

# ¿ Mar 13, 2019 01:02

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Petit Gregory posted:

It's because you have to leave the server to change assignments and unlock items in the armory.

Can confirm this loving sux

# ¿ Mar 13, 2019 01:40

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Duck_King posted:

New Firestorm trailer is out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JB-O8A-TA

I gotta admit, I'm actually looking forward to it. I'm not into BR games that much, but this looks pretty fun.

Looks cool, and I loled at Talking heads.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2019 15:19

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Was this a bad game?

# ¿ Mar 16, 2019 03:56

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

To be competitive, or cause dice and ea just don't care?

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 18:12

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

How to get me to buy the next BF game:
1. BC2-esque gameplay
2. BF3-size maps
3. BF2/BC2 style weapons upgrades, no more bullshit in-game currency
4. Mid-1980s NATO/Warsaw Pact in central europe setting
5. More than 4 loving maps

Maybe Arma 4

# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 04:11

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

The Bananana posted:

When will I be able to customize my pilots and drivers, and their loudouts?!

# ¿ Mar 20, 2019 19:40

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Anyone run into a bug where there is no counter for the attacking team on breakthrough matches?

3 games today I had no ticket counter. We just played for like 35 minutes, till we exhausted the defending team, sector after sector, with no consequence for just throwing Mans at them

# ¿ Mar 24, 2019 21:10

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Firestorm is cool

# ¿ Mar 25, 2019 20:59

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Fart Car '97 posted:

Firestorm is pretty fun but gently caress looting off player's corpses. Loot boxes/bags are so much better.

It's worth eyeing over quickly to see if the corpse has a purple.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2019 00:45

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

tminz posted:

PUBG still has the best gunplay and gun variety imo, it also the only BR I've played where the circle is an actual consideration from a strategic point of view. Circle already seems completely inconsequential in Firestorm.

Elaborate

# ¿ Mar 26, 2019 18:41

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I kind of hate the idea of the buff syrette

# ¿ Mar 28, 2019 20:55

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

George H.W. oval office posted:

And that player was Geraldo Rivera

Only 90s kids etc

# ¿ Apr 3, 2019 04:04

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

jisforjosh posted:

Well alright

Lawl

# ¿ Apr 3, 2019 21:08

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

On the real, as someone who spent like.. 80 bux on this game for deluxe preorder, when people where getting huge discounts a week or two later, and deluxe extras were kinda of lackluster, I think dice or ea should maybe give me and those who did the same at least a cash equivalent of the difference in Boins.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2019 20:22

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Milkfred E. Moore posted:

Firestorm is pretty fun.

It's especially fun when you get a Sturmtiger from one of the vehicle bays.

I have no idea how you have a good time wearing a giant "AT me" sign on your back.

As a rule, me and the guys stay away from armor.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2019 17:47

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I want 100 v 100 player maps. :colbert:

The Bananana fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Apr 15, 2019

# ¿ Apr 15, 2019 18:24

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Jovial Cow posted:

Just a wall of people with MG42s being attacked by a bunch of medics with smokes and tommy guns with drum mags.

Perfection

# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 23:29

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 17:32

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

How do we get firestorm Duos back? That poo poo ruled.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2019 00:57

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