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Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Dad is a compulsive liar.
Was physically and emotionally abusive throughout most of childhood.
Had *4* failed marriages. You'd think after 2 or 3 you'd give up on the whole marriage thing?
Stole pretty much everything that he could, including money for his kid's college fund left by grandparents.
Last one failed because he pretty much created a fake image of who he was and it started falling apart when she would talk to his family and get conflicting information. So he changed the locks on her and started seeing what was going to be #5 probs, but #4 wisely lawyered up and took him to the cleaners. At some point #5 found out and wisely hosed off.
Quits high paying job, has midlife crisis, lives in a trailer.
Gets pair of huge loving dogs while living in trailer which are obvious surrogate children.
Is an idiot Trumper ofc.
Never shows up or gets involved with kids/grandkids but gets all pissy that his kids "don't respect him" or ever visit.

Mom left when I was 4 and is similarly hosed up.

I still marvel that I'm a functional adult.

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Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Pick posted:

It still doesn’t strike me as that bad but it’s all relative :shrug:

one slip away from killing a kid is pretty bad

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Zane posted:

my mom always asks me to give her "a bite from that icecream/hamburger/pizza" and then TAKES A HUGE CHOMP FROM IT.

This is a solemn parental duty

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