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who did 9/11?? This poll is closed.
Osama bin Laden	9	81.82%
George W. Bush	1	9.09%
Roman Reigns	1	9.09%
Stephanie McMahon	0	0%
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Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

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SmackDown LIVE preview, Sept. 11, 2018: Brie Bella and Maryse square off in huge main event

Just days before their Mixed Tag Team showdown at WWE Hell in a Cell, Brie Bella and Maryse will square off in SmackDown LIVE's main event. The battle will be Maryse's first singles match in nearly seven years. Who will gain momentum heading into Sunday's WWE Network extravaganza? Find out tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!
SmackDown LIVE Preview : Quick Hits

Brie Bella and Maryse to square off tonight on SmackDown LIVE
The Queen and Sonya Deville ready for showdown on SmackDown LIVE
Can Andrade �Cien� Almas handle R-Truth?
Hardy and Nakamura to settle their unfinished business
Rusev Day and The Bar clash for a SmackDown Tag Team Title opportunity at WWE Hell in a Cell

SmackDown LIVE Preview : Full Details

Brie Bella and Maryse to square off tonight on SmackDown LIVE

SmackDown LIVE: Sept. 11, 2018

Just days before their huge Mixed Tag Team Match at the WWE Hell in a Cell pay-per-view, Brie Bella and Maryse will go one-on-one tonight on SmackDown LIVE.

Brie returned to Team Blue two nights after SummerSlam to help her husband, Daniel Bryan, even the odds against Maryse & The Miz and issued the Hell in a Cell pay-per-view challenge.

With the anticipated collision impending, SmackDown LIVE General Manager Paige announced over the weekend that Brie and Maryse will face off in tonight's main event. The match will be Maryse's first singles match in roughly seven years.

Who will leave SmackDown LIVE with momentum heading into WWE Hell in a Cell? Find out tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!
Featured Superstars
Brie Bella
Brie Bella
Maryse
Maryse

The Queen and Sonya Deville ready for showdown on SmackDown LIVE

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SmackDown LIVE: Sept. 11, 2018

As first reported by WWE�s official Twitter account, SmackDown Women�s Champion Charlotte Flair will face off against Sonya Deville on SmackDown LIVE tonight.

With Flair�s impending title defense against Becky Lynch at the WWE Hell in a Cell pay-per-view event looming, will The Queen be prepared to focus on the task at hand tonight? Or, will the tough-as-they-come Deville, who will surely have Mandy Rose watching her back, be able to capitalize on the champion�s weeks of turmoil with her former best friend and pick up the biggest victory of her career?
Featured Superstars
Charlotte Flair
Charlotte Flair
Sonya Deville
Sonya Deville
Charlotte Flair: Becky Lynch will bow down to The Queen at WWE Super Show-Down

Charlotte Flair: Becky Lynch will bow down to The Queen at WWE Super Show-Down
Charlotte Flair and Becky Lynch engage in a war of wars: SmackDown LIVE, Sept. 4, 2018

SmackDown Women's Champion Charlotte Flair and Becky Lynch engage in a war of words

Can Andrade �Cien� Almas handle R-Truth?

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SmackDown LIVE: Sept. 11, 2018

R-Truth�s main event win over The Miz on SmackDown LIVE last week caught the attention of many within the WWE Universe � including Andrade �Cien� Almas & Zelina Vega.

Truth took to social media, reflecting on how blessed he is to have not only main evented against The A-Lister last week, but to now be on a winning streak (of one match, but still � streak�s a streak). These musings caught the attention of Almas & Vega, who mocked Truth�s �streak� and said that Almas would be more than happy to be the one to bring it to an end. nobody reads these. Jerusalem would gas the thread if i didn't put this stupid summary in here. nobody will ever read this. This back-and-forth caught the attention of SmackDown LIVE General Manager Paige, who officially made Truth vs. Almas for tonight with the �streak� on the line.
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R-Truth
R-Truth
Andrade "Cien" Almas
Andrade "Cien" Almas
Zelina Vega
Zelina Vega
R-Truth vs. The Miz: SmackDown LIVE, Sept. 4, 2018

R-Truth vs. The Miz: SmackDown LIVE, Sept. 4, 2018

Hardy and Nakamura to settle their unfinished business

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SmackDown LIVE: Sept. 11, 2018

United States Champion Shinsuke Nakamura and Jeff Hardy have been bickering and battling, for months. Now, with Jeff Hardy�s Hell in a Cell clash with Randy Orton only days away at the WWE Hell in a Cell pay-per-view event, Hardy feels as though he must �cleanse his soul� and resolve his unfinished business with The King of Strong Style.

SmackDown LIVE General Manager Paige agreed, and revealed that this showdown will be the first match to take place tonight on SmackDown LIVE:

Will The Charismatic Enigma be able to pick up pivotal momentum heading into his clash with The Viper by defeating Nakamura? Or, will WWE�s Rockstar rock Hardy to his core and put the fan favorite at a decisive disadvantage as he prepares to enter The Apex Predator�s line of fire?
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Jeff Hardy
Jeff Hardy
Shinsuke Nakamura
Shinsuke Nakamura
Jeff Hardy prepares to bring his intensity into Hell in a Cell for the first time: SmackDown LIVE, Sept. 4, 2018

Jeff Hardy prepares to bring his intensity into Hell in a Cell for the first time

Rusev Day and The Bar clash for a SmackDown Tag Team Title opportunity at WWE Hell in a Cell

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SmackDown LIVE: Sept. 11, 2018

SmackDown Tag Team Champions The New Day will find out who they will defend their titles against this Sunday at WWE Hell in a Cell tonight, as Rusev Day and The Bar clash for the right to face the titleholders in San Antonio.

The bout is the culmination of a tournament set up by Paige to determine the champions' next opponents. Sheamus & Cesaro defeated Gallows & Anderson and The Colons in one Triple Threat Match to advance, while The Bulgarian Brute & Aiden English bested SAnitY's Eric Young & Killian Dain and The Usos to move one step closer to championship glory.

Who will earn themselves a championship opportunity? Find out in what is sure to be a hard-hitting battle on SmackDown LIVE, tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:46

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

this thread is very tasteful

# ? Sep 12, 2018 00:50

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

9/11 will forever be remembered as the day of a monumental man-made disaster: the day that Maryse and Brie Bella main evented Smackdown.

# ? Sep 12, 2018 00:54

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

only a year or two until it's acceptable for some Indy heel to call his finisher "The 9/11"

# ? Sep 12, 2018 00:59

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lmao at this

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:01

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao at this

USA USA USA

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:01

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

osama won

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:01

Waffleopolis: Apr 24, 2005; It's time....for the MAIN event!

A very mediocre USA chant

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:01

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

a new study bible! posted:

osama won

and it wasn't even loving close

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:02

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

which 11 victims are we remembering

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:02

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

just got here and am weirded tf out by people praying to 911, but at least here's Jeff Hardy as an anchor of sanity

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:02

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

SatansOnion posted:

just got here and am weirded tf out by people praying to 911, but at least here's Jeff Hardy as an anchor of sanity

america is mad hosed up yo

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:03

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

exactly 911 people died on 911, and 911 is a mystical number in judaism

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:03

CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

Every time the WWE does a tribute thing I think about going to the post-9/11 broadcasts on the network to see if they had enough shame to scrub Stephanie comparing them to the steroid trials from the records

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:03

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Hey guys, get this...

Jeff Farty

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:04

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

who had the great idea to let Jeff promo a show opener?

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:05

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

a new study bible! posted:

who had the great idea to let Jeff promo a show opener?

da road dogg

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:05

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

Raskolnikov38 posted:

america is mad hosed up yo

yeah, we are. we hella are

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:05

Waffleopolis: Apr 24, 2005; It's time....for the MAIN event!

Jeff is going to die, isn't he?

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:06

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

oh my god

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:06

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

road dogg does not understand why people like wrestlers at all

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:06

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

SatansOnion posted:

yeah, we are. we hella are

9/11 really hosed our brains

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:06

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

ahaha this promo

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:07

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Did they let drunk Jeff out to cut a promo?

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:07

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

jeff

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:07

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

so uhh was nakamura in the bathroom and they needed to stall or something?

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:07

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Cien is a better promo than Jeff

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:07

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Shinsuke should be WWE Champion.

Samoa Joe should be Universal Champion.

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:15

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

Shinsuke should be WWE Champion.

Samoa Joe should be Universal Champion.

Man fat jokes aren't cool. :mad:

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:16

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

This forum should be all the champions for keeping me watching for all these years and years.

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:16

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Jeff Hardy is a real weak link around the top of the card on Smackdown. I wish he'd just retire.

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:16

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

Le Saboteur posted:

Jeff Hardy is a real weak link around the top of the card on Smackdown. I wish he'd just retire.

wrong, jeff hardy is cool

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:16

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

has anyone played the Spider Man game

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:17

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Jerusalem posted:

Shinsuke should be WWE Champion.

Samoa Joe should be Universal Champion.

but what about da big dawg instead

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:18

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

Shinsuke should be WWE Champion.

Samoa Joe should be Universal Champion.

they can trade them sometimes, too, just to keep things interesting

otherwise hell yeah, :same:

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:18

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

Baron Corbin posted:

has anyone played the Spider Man game

spiderman has

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:18

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

I'm replaying Mega Man 3 on my 3DS on account of I've been watching Let's Plays of Mega Man fan games

I am Not Good At Megamans, but it brings up good memories of fighting over turn order with my cousins as we played on their NES and black-and-white tv :3:

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:22

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Baron Corbin posted:

has anyone played the Spider Man game

Yes. It is great.

This match is not so great, but it's okay.

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:22

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Why DQ? It's just Hardy's nuts!

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:23

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:46

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

goddamnit randy dont you dare do that ear spot again

# ? Sep 12, 2018 01:24

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