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who did 9/11??
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Osama bin Laden 9 81.82%
George W. Bush 1 9.09%
Roman Reigns 1 9.09%
Stephanie McMahon 0 0%
Total: 11 votes
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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

tweet my meat posted:

Asuka is a good joke character, but why is she stuck as a joke character

japanese characters can be martial arts badasses, comedy joke characters or evil sneaky heels, and they already got bored of Asuka doing the first so now she's on the second and by Wrestlemania she'll be onto the third

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tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

Jerusalem posted:

Goddammit, this whole system is starting to sound like it doesn't make much sense!

Just look at the pretty masks and try not to think too hard

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Also it will be so good when Asuka turns on Naomi

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Baron Corbin posted:

oh my god asuka doesn't understand english

To be fair, I don't really get why he feels so lost in life without Rusev Day. Sure, it's a source of validation, but it can't be his only one, right? What's his life like outside of work?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
asuka: We go getto furee surupii atto naino-ereben Naomi???

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

make braun and alexa a thing all the time for the love of loving god

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
seriously kid STOP ACCEPTING THE PACKAGE

e: you just played this modelo commercial

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

Raskolnikov38 posted:

seriously kid STOP ACCEPTING THE PACKAGE

e: you just played this modelo commercial

His punishment for smoking is a sisyphean loop of accepting his own rotten gums from the delivery man.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

why do people say smackdown is the better show

They just used Maryse’s entrance music.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

GrimGypsy posted:

remember when even male wrestlers were terrified of the mysterious and instantly lethal asuka

No, I'm a WWE fan so I only remember the James Ellsworth feud, and even then just barely.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Aphrodite posted:

They just used Maryse’s entrance music.

who else forgot she had music

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the amazing Maryse and her educated rodent

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

why do people say smackdown is the better show

It's an hour shorter and usually has at least 2-3 consistent storylines and seems to have somewhat less of Vince's heavy hand on it.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Jerusalem posted:

It's an hour shorter and usually has at least 2-3 consistent storylines and seems to have somewhat less of Vince's heavy hand on it.

also it somehow has more wrestling on it on than the show that gets an extra 75 minutes

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Oh my god this match is going to happen at Evolution isnt it.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Yeah, I would on average not call Smackdown a good show, but it is the better show of the two.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
why did they even bring maryse and brie into this

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
NOW YOU CALL FOR THE BELL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Raskolnikov38 posted:

why did they even bring maryse and brie into this

Typical WWE booking would mean that Miz and Bryan would face each other every week until the next PPV until you got bored of seeing it. So this at least separates them more

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
This feud sucks.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
who gives a poo poo

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Raskolnikov38 posted:

why did they even bring maryse and brie into this

They need more footage for Total Bella's.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

DarkstarIV posted:

Oh my god this match is going to happen at Evolution isnt it.

they oughta just get to it and have Bryan/Miz at Evolution, to fill in the card's token Men's Match :v:

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
give me more r-truth and carmella

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

this is kind of a fun clusterfuck match I guess.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

lmao baniel dryan

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
why is this so long

why is this the go home segment for hiac

why

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this show makes your brain sad if you watch it

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Congrats on the HIAC win, Miz/Maryse

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Chris James 2 posted:

Congrats on the HIAC win, Miz/Maryse

Bryan's gonna eat the pin for a second time and it will all be to set up Brie vs Maryse

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

bryan doing those kicks at full speed was rad as gently caress

they teased him being a merciless killing machine with Big Cass too

let him be that

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
This purge show looks kinda decent

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
its fairly impressive to somehow make the beginning and end of your show the boring parts but wwe

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
I know they want Miz doing the chickenshit part of chickenshit heel so that Maryse can attack Brie from behind, but every time he breaks up the action and immediately starts begging for mercy it reminds me that the company has strict rules for intergender matches. I'm surprised he was allowed to get as physical as pulling Brie out of the Yes Lock.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chris James 2 posted:

Congrats on the HIAC win, Miz/Maryse

One day Vince will actually turn the page in his dictionary on Edging and be all,"Woah, you're eventually supposed to cum?"

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
205 is right after smackdown, right? do they change out the ropes during the break? seems like it'd take longer than a couple minutes

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

uncurable mlady posted:

205 is right after smackdown, right? do they change out the ropes during the break? seems like it'd take longer than a couple minutes

It’s a tape wrap.

They do it on the fly right as Smackdown ends, which is probably why the show usually starts with Drake giving the plan for the night.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Jerusalem posted:

One day Vince will actually turn the page in his dictionary on Edging and be all,"Woah, you're eventually supposed to cum?"

It's telling how much Cass pissed them off that they actually let Bryan look dominant in a feud and win matches too

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