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SickZip posted:its next door to the white sands missile testing facility so a possible security isssue is going to be treated a lot more seriously then usual for an observatory oh ok this makes sense. Thanks. I still hope we all die. 
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Goons loathe the sun, no wonder they welcome the heat death of the universe.
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Sep 12, 2018 16:45
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Holy poo poo, it's worse than I thought.
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Sep 12, 2018 16:50
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which would you prefer the sun goes out or the earth gets hit by another meteor comparable to the one that killed the dinosaurs
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Sep 12, 2018 16:52
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Not like it makes much of a difference Edit: for us, right now
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Sep 12, 2018 16:54
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Budget Dracula posted:which would you prefer the sun goes out or the earth gets hit by another meteor comparable to the one that killed the dinosaurs the fbi can handle either situation
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Sep 12, 2018 16:55
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We just have to find out if the FBI sent in Fox Mulder or the guys who hand out fake pipe bombs while wearing wires.
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Sep 12, 2018 17:05
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bring back old gbs posted:the fbi can handle either situation the federal bureau of illumination?
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Blue Train posted:large adult sun has autistic fit and explodes ah, so our sun is actually a Huckabee
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old beast lunatic posted:I'd like to chime in with GOOD and ALIENS and ayyy laaaaaamao to but this is a really weird story I'd love to know more about. Can anyone who spends time doing science stuff or staring at the sun explain why the FBI would shut down a solar observatory? For crimes against the sun?
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Sep 12, 2018 17:57
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Blast of Confetti posted:help how does distance work quote:Secondly, as with the moon, if the sun existed, a horrible apocalyptic collision with the earth would be expected. While the moon would have to plummet into the earth, since our planet supposedly revolves around the sun, we should expect to come crashing down into the sun. While the moon is said to be 384 000km from the earth and the sun 149 600 000km from the earth, the sun is much bigger than the moon. The moon is said to have a diametre of 3476km, the earth a diametre of 12 756km (at the equator). Since the sun supposedly has a diametre 109 times that of the earth, it has diametre of approximately 1 390 404km (109 X 12 756). To compare in ratio the supposed sun-moon diametres and supposed sun-moon distances from earth, divide 149 600 000 (sun-earth distance) by 384 400 (moon-earth distance), and also divide 1 309 404 (sun diametre) by 3 476 (moon diametre). The respective distance-diametre ratio is then approximately, 389.18 : 376.70. The supposed larger distance from the earth, is compensated by the supposed sun's larger size. I guess it makes sense that if you think the sun is a hoax the moon must be too.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:00
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How on earth are they saying sunburns are a government lie I can prove they're real in less than a day doing nothing
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Sep 12, 2018 18:06
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My roommate was telling me about how theres another sun for the other earth inside our hollow earth. Maybe it's about that?
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Sep 12, 2018 18:35
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Arrhythmia posted:How on earth are they saying sunburns are a government lie I can prove they're real in less than a day doing nothing
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Sep 12, 2018 18:38
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oh so the prophecies were right after all https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/1015577/end-of-the-world-red-heifer-prophecy-israel-temple-institute-armageddon
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Sep 12, 2018 18:46
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font color sea posted:oh so the prophecies were right after all Nostradingus was right.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:47
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before we die I'd like to take this opportunity to hail satan. hail satan.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:56
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font color sea posted:oh so the prophecies were right after all go on any college campus and you'll find plenty of "red heifers"
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Sep 12, 2018 18:58
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US scientists found out that the Aztec religion was actually the correct one, but since they were all dead, someone had to keep butchering people to keep the sun from blowing up. That's why the US has been constantly at war since this discovery, but now they're running out of wars. The solar observatory had independently made the same discovery and was about to go public, but luckily the FBI found a few extra hearts to harvest inside.
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Sep 12, 2018 19:00
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The scientists were probably messing around with warez
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Sep 12, 2018 19:05
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Budget Dracula posted:which would you prefer the sun goes out or the earth gets hit by another meteor comparable to the one that killed the dinosaurs  I always pictured the sky opening up like a zipper, and God’s nutsack smothers us all and farts and retreats into the sky, only to cover the barren earth is his panspermia once again.
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Sep 12, 2018 19:05
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i'll take all you sonsa bitches when i go
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Vato posted:Where is NORAD located? they have a headquarter minutes from NYC or as it was known on 9/11: two days away
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Sep 12, 2018 21:26
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I know a guy who works there and apparently they pointed a big optical telescope at the sun and it set the building on fire and started melting the earth but the telescope sunk into the lava and wasn’t pointed at the sun anymore so further disaster was averted.
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Sep 12, 2018 22:41
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Man, I was just outside and that sucker is still up there in the sky! What gives?!
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hakimashou posted:I know a guy who works there and apparently they pointed a big optical telescope at the sun and it set the building on fire and started melting the earth but the telescope sunk into the lava and wasn’t pointed at the sun anymore so further disaster was averted. Bad rear end
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hakimashou posted:I know a guy who works there and apparently they pointed a big optical telescope at the sun and it set the building on fire and started melting the earth but the telescope sunk into the lava and wasn’t pointed at the sun anymore so further disaster was averted. SPACE FORCE!
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Sep 12, 2018 23:04
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they probably just caught one or more of the researchers doing illegal poo poo.
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Sep 12, 2018 23:06
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Given that they shut the local post office down, I'm assuming it's something dumb like Scientist A broke up with Scientist B, so B mailed some anthrax or radioactives to A and now the FBI is freaking out about TERRISTS.
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Sep 13, 2018 00:06
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Inshallah, OP
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Sep 13, 2018 04:57
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SickZip posted:its nearby to the white sands missile testing facility and other classified military sites so a possible security isssue is going to be treated a lot more seriously then usual for an observatory The rumor I have seen floating around is that the Chinese compromised one of the antennas at the facility and was using it to spy on the missile tests. Honestly it sounds pretty plausible to me. D-Pad fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Sep 13, 2018 |
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D-Pad posted:The rumor I have seen floating around is that the Chinese compromised one of the antennas at the facility and was using it to spy on the missile tests. Honestly it sounds pretty plausible to me. 
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Sep 13, 2018 05:15
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Did the sun explode yet
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https://www.abqjournal.com/1219922/nm-solar-observatory-closed-authorities-mum.htmlquote:According to the facility’s website, the observatory and surrounding area is closed “due to unforeseen circumstances” until further notice. Half Life 3 confirmed. Sunspot is actually Black Mesa.
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Sep 13, 2018 05:56
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this all an elaborate marketing scheme for the new season of American Horror story
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Sep 13, 2018 06:09
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Icochet posted:If theres a black hole i'm gonna gently caress it! Haha, nice, unfortunately it is physically impossible as the sun doesn't have enough mass to do so.
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Sep 13, 2018 06:10
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lmao we're going to meet aliens while dumb dumb is pres
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Sep 13, 2018 06:33
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That phantom earth that orbits on the other side of the sun has broken from its orbit and is heading our way.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:they probably just caught one or more of the researchers doing illegal poo poo. yeah, if they found something world destroying the CIA would black bag them to try and keep poo poo under wraps before every other observatory in the world spotted it and started leaking this is something way more mundane
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Real talk, I heard that observatories tends to use like really corrosive nasty chemicals for :reasons:, evacuating nearby buildings makes me thing maybe it's a spill or a leak or something.
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