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Mozi posted:first there was this really big bang. except there is no sound in space so it was really a big silence. but even bigger than the silence that came before it, if there was any. anyways, after that, then stars happend I bet any sort of noise would be considered a big banger compared to absolute silence. Much like a watch hand ticking in a quiet bedroom
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Milo and POTUS posted:I heard they took him into custodian so he can clean up his act Plot twist: The janitor was not born on Earth. Alien pedos have invaded earth and they are loving our children. Hillary is in on it.
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Sep 20, 2018 23:05
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Kazak posted:I bet any sort of noise would be considered a big banger compared to absolute silence. Much like a watch hand ticking in a quiet bedroom could god make a watch so quiet he could not hear it?
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Broose posted:Man, you hosed up. hosed up big. I cannot tell you how large a gently caress up you've made. Monumental. Huge. Astonishing girth. The neutrinos come right out though.
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This is dumb, but plausible https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sunspot-solar-observatory-new-mexico-search-warrant-reveals-child-pornography-investigation-2018-09-19/ quote:According to KRQE, the observatory director said that once the janitor realized his computer was no longer there, he started "feverishly started looking through the facility." The director said the janitor also started making comments about "lax security at the facility," said it was "only a matter of time before the facility got hit, and he "believed there was a serial killer in the area" and that killer might enter the facility and execute someone.
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Reddit is currently showing off reams of 4chan posts from a week ago saying this was going to be a coverup involving child porn. A perverted panicky dumbfuck trying to play 4D chess is totally plausible but so is a government coverup of foreign espionage so I guess its readers choice. I choose Chinese industrial espionage myself
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Sep 21, 2018 00:57
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seems fishy
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Sep 21, 2018 01:17
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im so sad this guy turned out to (allegedly) be a diddler.Just once I'd like one of these conspiracy theories to hold water.
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Sep 21, 2018 01:35
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Fancy_Breakfast posted:Tbh I think the sun is a flat disc. How do we know it's not? You're orbiting the sun right now. Assuming you're older than a year old you've also done at least one revolution around it too!
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Sep 21, 2018 02:25
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Raldikuk posted:You're orbiting the sun right now. Assuming you're older than a year old you've also done at least one revolution around it too! lol look at this idiot who believes government lies of a spherical sun.
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warcraft_boyfriend_99 posted:im so sad this guy turned out to (allegedly) be a diddler.Just once I'd like one of these conspiracy theories to hold water. If you believe the cover story here then you always will and therefore none of these conspiracy theories will ever "hold water"
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Sep 21, 2018 03:15
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What the gently caress janitor has a pc they use at work for work? Remote piloting the mopbots? Don't add up.
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Sep 21, 2018 03:15
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Everyone outsources custodial duties these days, the only reason to keep a janitor around is to be the fall guy.
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Sep 21, 2018 04:53
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CassandraZara posted:They evacuated the post office and several nearby homes, if you believe this child porn excuse then I have a pizzagate to sell you. It's really cute when people think but there is anything greater going on out there 
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Sep 21, 2018 05:43
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SniperWoreConverse posted:What the gently caress janitor has a pc they use at work for work? Remote piloting the mopbots? Don't add up. Maybe he was, heh, some sort of a computer janitor  Explains everything else to a tee.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:What the gently caress janitor has a pc they use at work for work? Remote piloting the mopbots? Don't add up. Even janitors have an e-mail account, yes
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Jose posted:i'm sure the internet on an observatory right next to a military base isn't going to be heavily monitored or anything This but Unironically, it's a solar observatory why would the military care about it at all? The telescope likely isn't even capable of tracking anything faster than the sun
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