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The best part about American football is if someone gets injured on the field, the networks make money because they cut away to commercials. So the networks want the players to get hurt in a game of Football! Really makes you think. How profitable it is just because some guy gets hurt. And don't let it be an injury where they have to bring out the stretcher, that's some big bucks there, they can get about 3 commercial breaks out of those.
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Well op I have to say that is really fascinating
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Sep 15, 2018 18:22
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man nurse posted:Well op I have to say that is really fascinating Thank you.
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Sep 15, 2018 18:35
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You know next thing they'll do is a terrorism so they can take the whole four hours for commercials and news alerts
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Sep 15, 2018 19:03
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They should just dive and pretend to be injured like they do in real football, that way everyone wins.
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Sep 15, 2018 19:05
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This belongs in the conspiracy thread.
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Sep 15, 2018 19:06
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The best part about American Football is changing the channel
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Sep 15, 2018 19:33
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How much do they make when all the dudes are having sex in the locker room during half time???
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Sep 15, 2018 19:33
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I like the part where the Rams win the SUPERBOWL!!!!!
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Sep 15, 2018 19:49
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Jawdins posted:You know next thing they'll do is a terrorism so they can take the whole four hours for commercials and news alerts Please don't give them ideas
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Sep 15, 2018 19:51
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Jawdins posted:You know next thing they'll do is a terrorism so they can take the whole four hours for commercials and news alerts where do i sign up to carry out nfl sanctioned terrorism
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Sep 15, 2018 19:58
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What?
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im watching the syracuse and flordia state game right now and they won't stop bitching about how hot the stadium is at 88 degrees lol poor new yorkers not used to any kind of heat i guess
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Sep 15, 2018 20:11
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DisgracelandUSA posted:How much do they make when all the dudes are having sex in the locker room during half time??? some things in this life are not valued in dollars
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Sep 15, 2018 20:13
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I like these threads because sooner or later a bunch of europeans will run in to complain about sports.
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Blast of Confetti posted:where do i sign up to carry out nfl sanctioned terrorism on your contract (if you dont kneel)
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Sep 15, 2018 20:19
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Pfft. American football. The injuries aren't even fake *blows cigarette smoke european-ly*
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Milo and POTUS posted:on your contract (if you dont kneel) wait i guess thats not sanctioned
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Milo and POTUS posted:on your contract (if you dont kneel) I thought the kneeling was a terrism.
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Vaginal Vagrant posted:I thought the kneeling was a terrism. listen budy i cant read. hell i can barely post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr_DMGZ-JrY
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Nooner posted:I like the part where the Rams win the SUPERBOWL!!!!! Was skeptical this was actually a comedy website, but this right here is it. The comedy I signed up for 13 years ago.
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Sep 15, 2018 20:38
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rugby is code for buggery
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sign me up
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Sep 15, 2018 20:43
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Yeah you know when football started to suck? When the 15 second low angle cheerleader segment was replaced by a 15 second commercial slot. Why not show the loving cheerleaders and charge more money for the regular commercial slots? Or something idk film the goddamn cheerleaders or 
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Vince will save us all with the return of the XFL
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Yeah you know when football started to suck? When the 15 second low angle cheerleader segment was replaced by a 15 second commercial slot. Why not show the loving cheerleaders and charge more money for the regular commercial slots? Or something idk film the goddamn cheerleaders or get ESPN season pass or whatever it's called
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WatermelonGun posted:Vince will save us all with the return of the XFL Yeah those male cheerleader dicks better be floppin around! 
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Blast of Confetti posted:get ESPN season pass or whatever it's called I’m not loving psychic, I have to use the TV guide. 
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Sep 15, 2018 20:47
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I like the part where the guy throws the baseball at the other guy's nuts
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Sep 15, 2018 20:48
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Football hasn't been the same since Tony Romo retired.
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NihilismNow posted:They should just dive and pretend to be injured like they do in real football, that way everyone wins. They do that sometimes. The defense will fall over after a play and be 'injured' to slow down the offense and give their teammates time to get ready.
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Sep 15, 2018 21:05
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CannonFodder posted:They do that sometimes. The defense will fall over after a play and be 'injured' to slow down the offense and give their teammates time to get ready. happened like 30 minutes ago in the Syracuse v Florida game and even the announcers were saying he was probably just doing it to give the defense a second to catch their breath
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Blast of Confetti posted:im watching the syracuse and flordia state game right now and they won't stop bitching about how hot the stadium is at 88 degrees lol new yorkers not used to living in an ultra-humid, elderly-infested, white trash hell state I guess
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Sep 15, 2018 21:14
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sorry it's a little warm, dude 
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:Football hasn't been the same since Tony Romo retired. ribs too
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Zeluth posted:What? they seem to be wearing the wrong equipment and i'm worried they may become injured
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Sep 15, 2018 22:33
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There's actually only so many reserved spots for extra breaks, after those are used up the network is just forced to advertise their own shows.
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Best part about american football is they use their hands.
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The best part about american football is that it's on TV and I can change the channel or turn that poo poo off.
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