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it has everything required of a prestigious contest. there could be multiple categories for points: poise, depth, speed, number of ropes etc. the pageantry would be there. the summer games don’t really have anything as glamorous as ice skating but I believe the self suck competition would give the cosmopolitan crowd something to watch. the only question is who would take home that coveted first gold medal? i vote australia, because those bog men can suck a mean cock! what do you think gbs? which country would self suck into the history books? 
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No need for medals; victory would truly be its own reward.
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I think your thread self sucks OP
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Gridlocked posted:I think your thread self sucks OP thank you, but i’m too old and past my prime to consider competing
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WatermelonGun posted:thank you, but i’m too old and past my prime to consider competing rocky balboa but instead of boxing it's autofellatio
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Do straight guys autofellate? The idea never appealed to me, it's like 69ing yourself. Maybe it feels good but you have a dick in your mouth.
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Sep 17, 2018 04:01
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OP you can Venmo me.
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Cubone posted:rocky balboa but instead of boxing it's autofellatio every time i think i leave this life behind they keep dragging me back in
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Borrowed Ladder posted:Do straight guys autofellate? The idea never appealed to me, it's like 69ing yourself. Maybe it feels good but you have a dick in your mouth.
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Sep 17, 2018 04:12
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Desperate call from the op itt to find a bf
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Sep 17, 2018 04:15
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Burt Sexual posted:Desperate call from the op itt to find a bf I’m partnered but my love of The Beautiful Game has driven a wedge in our relationship
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Sep 17, 2018 04:19
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*alt universe Donald Sanders, also horny* we are going to socialize oral sex folks Blowjobs jobs jobs!!!!
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WatermelonGun posted:I’m partnered but my love of The Beautiful Game has driven a wedge in our relationship I too am a very big fan on the 1997 movie The Game starring Michael Douglas it is a little known fact that during the filming of the film The Game Michael Douglas broke every bone in his body in order to perform self sucking in an extremely important scene which was cut from the film.
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Sep 17, 2018 04:21
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But do you win for coming first, or coming last?
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Borrowed Ladder posted:Do straight guys autofellate? The idea never appealed to me, it's like 69ing yourself. Maybe it feels good but you have a dick in your mouth. I was going to say that if I was flexible enough I'd probably do it once a day, but then I remembered that I'm bisexual. So I can't honestly answer your question.
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Visible Stink posted:But do you win for coming first, or coming last? yes
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Visible Stink posted:But do you win for coming first, or coming last? the only way to lose is not to play
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I was going to say that if I was flexible enough I'd probably do it once a day, but then I remembered that I'm bisexual. I used to be a gymnast and still retain a lot of that flexibility and I also have a larger dong so I've done it for hoots and hollers before and tbh it doesn't feel that great and is super uncomfortable to do for longer than a minute.
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JebanyPedal posted:I used to be a gymnast and still retain a lot of that flexibility and I also have a larger dong so I've done it for hoots and hollers before and tbh it doesn't feel that great and is super uncomfortable to do for longer than a minute. i did it for "mmmmphhhs" and "gurgllllllgggglllaaaaachhhs"
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JebanyPedal posted:I used to be a gymnast and still retain a lot of that flexibility and I also have a larger dong so I've done it for hoots and hollers before and tbh it doesn't feel that great and is super uncomfortable to do for longer than a minute. So you swallow
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Burt Sexual posted:So you swallow If it doesn't taste nasty yes.
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Visible Stink posted:But do you win for coming first, or coming last? you're rated by a panel of judges on form, technique, and execution
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Ok, forget autofellatio... Y'all ever see autocunnilingus? That poo poo is RARE.
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Would there be classes but instead of weight classes, dick size classes? Like 5" division, 6" division, 7" division, etc.
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Visible Stink posted:But do you win for coming first, or coming last? this is a prestige event. judges and sadly corruption are part of the deal.
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Bold Robot posted:Would there be classes but instead of weight classes, dick size classes? Like 5" division, 6" division, 7" division, etc.
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i know AlphaChode can outperform any human competitor but i still respect the classical art
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A local guy here just got busted for crashing his car while high on meth and trying to auto fellate. They found him with his dick still in he own mouf
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Cephalectomy posted:A local guy here just got busted for crashing his car while high on meth and trying to auto fellate. They found him with his dick still in he own mouf Not trying to dox, so if you can’t post the link, I understand.
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Cubone posted:rocky balboa but instead of boxing it's autofellatio *montage of rocky at yoga classes and always yelling to do more head stands and back bends*
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I’m training for distance cumming. 
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Cephalectomy posted:A local guy here just got busted for crashing his car while high on meth and trying to auto fellate. They found him with his dick still in he own mouf Auto-fellatio indeed.
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JebanyPedal posted:I too am a very big fan on the 1997 movie The Game starring Michael Douglas it is a little known fact that during the filming of the film The Game Michael Douglas broke every bone in his body in order to perform self sucking in an extremely important scene which was cut from the film.
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JebanyPedal posted:I too am a very big fan on the 1997 movie The Game starring Michael Douglas it is a little known fact that during the filming of the film The Game Michael Douglas broke every bone in his body in order to perform self sucking in an extremely important scene which was cut from the film. the best scene in that movie is when Michael douglass is bitching at all his executives and re-writing a contract on his own, he's just that smart and thats how business works
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Supreme Allah posted:the best scene in that movie is when Michael douglass is bitching at all his executives and re-writing a contract on his own, he's just that smart and thats how business works To prepare for this iconic scene Michael Dougas barged into several national banks and walked behind the counter pulling out checks and client documents and scribbling on them in a feverish state when the tellers began to protest he would scream at them until eventually the security shot him once in the leg and once in the abdomen he fell to the ground groaning and got two stiches on his stomach and ice cream at the hospital.
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Lets see if the Chinese state machine can engineer a gold in this one
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Whoever hires Ron Jeremy will become the world's new superpower
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They call it gymnastics in the olympics OP.
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doesnt self sucking feel like sucking dick more than having your dick sucked? its the table tennis of the sex olympics
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