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making GBS threads a great big poop in the urinal. It is so the funniest thing too tho
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Sep 19, 2018 22:02
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Burt Sexual posted:Blowing your nose into cloth napkins at nice restaurants. - My Dad I make it a point to do this after every meal I eat at a nice restaurant
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Sep 19, 2018 23:20
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esperterra posted:oh god 'that means it's free, right??' when something doesn't scan ffs and with their poo poo eating grin like it's the funniest joke in the world and not one I heard already 6 times that day I hear these daily. I still chuckle but I'm amused by them assuming I've never heard that before. I usually shoot back a "it's free after a $20 donation" or "well, our bags won't decompose so fast". I have another special kind of hatred for people who MUST pull out into my lane and cut me off by going 20 under the limit, when there is no one behind me for miles.
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Sep 19, 2018 23:39
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esperterra posted:oh god 'that means it's free, right??' when something doesn't scan ffs and with their poo poo eating grin like it's the funniest joke in the world and not one I heard already 6 times that day If you'll excuse the 25 year old reference just use Susan's dad's voice and snarl "I never cared much for jokes." That guy was such a loving boss.
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Sep 20, 2018 00:19
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People who drive slow in the left lane
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Sep 20, 2018 01:12
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People who don't give themselves 15 extra minutes to get to work and sleep instead, and then somehow blame it on the people driving slowly .. Wake the gently caress up dude you're lucky to possess technology that gets your fatass to and from your job at best buy as a greeter 200 years ago people walked
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Sep 20, 2018 01:54
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Indecisiveness. Make a loving decision and stick with it. If it's a bad decision, accept the lesson and move on.
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Sep 20, 2018 02:06
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house of the dad posted:*Looks in the mirror and sees an alcoholic who can't maintain serious relationships, has betrayed his friends for short-term personal gain, and would steal pocket change from an orphan if nobody was watching* I think it's chewing with your mouth open
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Sep 20, 2018 02:31
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Also war.
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Sep 20, 2018 02:31
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13Pandora13 posted:Indecisiveness. Kind of related: when someone asks you to decide on something and says they don't care, but when you are decisive and pick one they get all pissy because they secretly did care. Don't pretend you're indifferent only to wait until everyone else has expressed their opinion to have an opinion, it's annoying.
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Sep 20, 2018 02:40
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esperterra posted:like just buy your lotto and leave lmao For that matter, these loving idiots with their loving poor tax just taking up time in line buying/checking their tickets with the cashier. Holy poo poo I just wanna pay for my gas and get gone and there's some degenerate fuckbag mush in front of me having the cashier check all 50 of his lotto 649 tickets.
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Sep 20, 2018 04:21
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Sjs00 posted:People who don't give themselves 15 extra minutes to get to work and sleep instead, and then somehow blame it on the people driving slowly Nice classism+bootlicking.
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Sep 20, 2018 04:43
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We get a lot of regular keno players who run through like 20+ keno tickets at a time and will do this every draw for anywhere from an hour to three or four hours. So every five minutes. They get super pissed if you serve the people in line ahead of them and lmao since they spend so much money BCLC will come down on us if they complain about our service being slow. Like there's 5 ppl ahead of you buddy sorry you're gonna miss the draw. Go to a fuckin lotto centre or a bar with a keno machine ffs
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Sep 20, 2018 04:44
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MLM
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Sep 20, 2018 05:04
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balancing their phone on the top of the urinal, so they can read half an email while they piss.
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Sep 20, 2018 05:24
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One can hope their phone falls in, at least.
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Sep 20, 2018 05:25
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People who call me Shemp. My name is not, and has never been Shemp. But every day, hundreds of people drive by my apartment and scream it at my windows, or throw tiny pieces of paper that say "Shemp" at me when I buy groceries, or send me pictures from burner phones that are just stock photos with "Shemp" written on them. Please stop.
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Sep 20, 2018 05:32
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You can pay at the pump at most places now, but I used to skip straight to the front of the line and just drop my cash off and say pump 7 or whatever then leave. I don't have time for 5 people to scan their rewards cards and then debit.
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Sep 20, 2018 05:43
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SilvergunSuperman posted:You can pay at the pump at most places now, but I used to skip straight to the front of the line and just drop my cash off and say pump 7 or whatever then leave. Pure chaotic energy radiates from you my dude
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Sep 20, 2018 06:14
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The worst thing people do is bothering me when I don't want them to. Also, when they don't bother me when I want them to.
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Sep 20, 2018 06:35
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When I go get my prostate examined and the nurse uses only one finger.
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Sep 20, 2018 07:36
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When you decide to send someone a nice fruit basket and you need to tell the guy "make sure it's a nice one and not seem cheap, so don't be padding it out with too many grapes" and in return they give you what appears to be a cynical or perhaps even resentful look.
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Sep 20, 2018 12:03
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:balancing their phone on the top of the urinal, so they can read half an email while they piss. 
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Sep 20, 2018 12:10
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Icochet posted:When I go get my prostate examined and the nurse uses only one finger. When I go get my prostate examined and the doctor uses a metric gently caress ton of lube, afterwards walks out of the room and I pull up my underwear and a big fat blob of lube slides out of my rear end onto my underwear and I don't notice and pull them up so the lube smears everywhere and slides down my leg. No loving tissue in the examination cubicle either.
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Sep 20, 2018 12:31
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People who stop at a red light and aren't close enough to trigger the sensor or they block your path to turn.
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Sep 20, 2018 12:47
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Fellow cyclists who can't be bothered to return the "Howdy Doo!"
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Sep 20, 2018 12:52
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Get angry at tech support for having to get more information than "it crashed" like im choosing not to just press the big "replace entire computer" button. Logging a ticket with tech support because an issue happened once and "might" happen again in the future then getting pissy when i close the call as no fault found. Demanding to speak to my manager as if he will be in any way helpful, he's a manager, not a tech, he cant fix your problems. yeah it's been a rough day.
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Sep 20, 2018 13:15
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Papa Emeritus III posted:People who stop at a red light and aren't close enough to trigger the sensor or they block your path to turn. This is the worst, and someone once justified it to me saying they do it so if they get read ended they don't get pushed into the intersection. You are more likely to get rear ended stopping fifteen feet back from where you should be stopping, I would think.
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Sep 20, 2018 14:11
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:I blame the fact that urinals never made it into standard residential home bathroom design. It seems like such an easy way to make everyone happy. I remember reading about some rich dude once who had a urinal installed in one of his bathrooms at his home.
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Sep 20, 2018 15:11
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elmer chud posted:This is the worst, and someone once justified it to me saying they do it so if they get read ended they don't get pushed into the intersection. You are more likely to get rear ended stopping fifteen feet back from where you should be stopping, I would think. Maybe, but theoretically anyone who comes up behind you should see your brake lights on and be slowing down to stop regardless of how far back you are. I like to have at least a car's length between me and the cars in front of/behind me, so people behind me who roll up on my rear end when I roll forward to put more space between me and them drive me insane. Fucker, you aren't gonna get anywhere that much faster just by being ten feet closer to me.
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Sep 20, 2018 15:39
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Maybe, but theoretically anyone who comes up behind you should see your brake lights on and be slowing down to stop regardless of how far back you are. I loving hate it when people ride your rear end on the road. I can understand if the streets are packed and there's like no other option because people are riding their asses, too, but lmbo gently caress people who get right up on you when there's like nobody else around.
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Sep 20, 2018 22:15
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Guys that wear their sunglasses backwards on their head. Same people lean their hand on the wall (gross boogers!) while pissing in the bar urinal checking the phone with the other.
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Sep 20, 2018 22:58
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People who play really loud media on their phones when I'm trying to take a break/poo poo annoy me. I'm just trying to relax/poop
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Sep 20, 2018 23:10
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People who listen to music or watch videos on their phone on public transit, sans headphones, is really obnoxious. And teens w/ speakers in their backpack but w/e they're kids let 'em live their annoying life
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Sep 20, 2018 23:12
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Also biking on the sidewalk. Especially when there's a perfectly good biking lane right next to the sidewalk that those fuckers demanded. 
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Sep 20, 2018 23:23
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-Talk during movies, concerts, anything -Cyclists on the road holding up traffic because they're always in loving first gear -Cyclists on the sidewalk doing the opposite, whipping past you at loving ludicrous speed and close enough to kill you if you move before they pass -Lip and mouth smacking noises These should all be grounds for justifiable homicide. I will second any of the ones involving people's behavior on transit (did anyone say students with huge loving backpacks that stand at the front/in the aisle, afraid to move to the back and blocking ingress/egress for all other passengers?)
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Sep 20, 2018 23:33
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Also biking on the sidewalk. oh it can be topped- biking on the sidewalk with your hands on the seat as opposed to the orthodox handle position and also its a fixie
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Sep 20, 2018 23:34
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Marching shoulder to shoulder on a busy sidewalk. It's a two way sidewalk, go practice your goose stepping on an empty parking lot or something hth
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Sep 20, 2018 23:36
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guys who wear shorts during winter and act as if it's no big deal
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Sep 20, 2018 23:40
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