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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.


We will use this thread for all of our fantasy league chat as to not offend some rando anonymous bitch rear end nfc south poster in the other thread :colbert:

Items on the agenda...

- Figure out winner reward
- Figure out loser punishment
- Laugh at wandler's horrible team

Manager/Team Name List

If You Seek a Falcon - Silly Burrito
Crab Snatchers - wandler20
BLEW DAT - weird Asian candy
Honey FunchessofOats - The Flying Llama
Cammy Cam Juice - waah
Doyle Rules - MarquisDeCarabas
FitzMagic Mike - Joey Freshwater
Freeman On the Land - Play!
Jameis' loving W - Chilichimp
Sabby Piscitelli -
The Duh Arnolds - PostNouveau
The W Eaters - WampaLord
Tom Benson's Ghost - Paul Proteus
Uber Grope No Hope - YOLOSubmarine

:siren: HALL OF CHAMPIONS :siren:

2018-2019 FFL Season - Silly Burrito

weird Asian candy fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Jun 19, 2019

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
I am the only 3-0 manager all y'all eat my butt

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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PostNouveau posted:

I am the only 3-0 manager all y'all eat my butt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icarus

Also, I'm 2-1 even making the stupid decision to sit Adrian Peterson this week. But next week will suck with him and CMC out.

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Sep 24, 2018

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

PostNouveau posted:

I am the only 3-0 manager all y'all eat my butt

Jake Butt is a FA, op...

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

gently caress whatever snitch reported the mild amount of FF talk we did.

Also gently caress Larry Fitzgerald.

Also may Ben throw all of the picks tonight, Amen.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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I do love the title of the thread though. You need to add that t-shirt into the OP.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Silly Burrito posted:

I do love the title of the thread though. You need to add that t-shirt into the OP.

It's a good message for all of us.

#StayHumble

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

WampaLord posted:

Also may Ben throw all of the picks tonight, Amen.

I raise my fist in solidarity!


Silly Burrito posted:

You need to add that t-shirt into the OP.

Ask and ye shall receive.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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weird Asian candy posted:

I raise my fist in solidarity!


Ask and ye shall receive.

You're all right, Shath. Your team sucks, but you're good people. :D

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
My team fell the gently caress apart this week. Jesus. Only way I can win is if JuJu Nancy Kerrigans AB before the game and then breaks it off.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

My genius strategy of drafting injured players, and then getting a FA running back who is on the same team as my only other non-injured running back has paid dividends! Also getting a backup TE who's on the same team as my #1 WR.

Soon, Alshon Jeffery and Marlon Mack, soon.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Silly Burrito posted:

You're all right, Shath. Your team sucks, but you're good people. :D

:wink:

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
gently caress Matt Ryan for dropping 40 points on my team this week. Also, gently caress my team for being under-performing trash.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

My kicker focused drafting strategy really worked this week with Tucker nailing 2 50+ yard FGs.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Just wanna point out that I have the highest scoring team...nbd...

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
I'm really looking forward to getting LeVeon Bell in like a week or two

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chilichimp posted:

I'm really looking forward to getting LeVeon Bell in like a week or two

Dat Ridley pick doe...

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



pat mahomes was a pretty rad backup QB pick.


just a liiiitle bit less lucky with the wideouts

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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weird Asian candy posted:

Just wanna point out that I have the highest scoring team...nbd...

Which will frustrate the hell out of you when you lose a game you should've won.

So we will have one 3-0 team, and a crapload of 2-1 and 1-2 teams, huh? Everything's still up for grabs.

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Nov 27, 2007

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Chilichimp posted:

I'm really looking forward to getting LeVeon Bell in like a week or two

He'll be great on the Jets.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Silly Burrito posted:

Which will frustrate the hell out of you when you lose a game you should've won.

So we will have one 3-0 team, and a crapload of 2-1 and 1-2 teams, huh? Everything's still up for grabs.

Yes. You basically just described my fantasy football history over the past 19 years. Score 2nd most points only to lose to theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee first most points :argh:

Don't forget the one 0-3 team *cough* WANDLER *cough*

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Royce Freeman and Jordan Howard are a pretty bad RB tandem. I got lucky this week because Lindsay got ejected but overall my RB game is poo poo. My receivers are amazing though, in fact I have more than I know what to do with (Antonio Brown, Adam Thielen, Marquise Goodwin, Kenny Golladay, Calvin Ridley and Ted Ginn)

If anyone wants to help me rectify this situation and has a good RB let me know somehow

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Silly Burrito posted:

So we will have one 3-0 team, and a crapload of 2-1 and 1-2 teams, huh? Everything's still up for grabs.

Nah, I'm sorry my 1-game lead is insurmountable.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Play posted:

Royce Freeman and Jordan Howard are a pretty bad RB tandem. I got lucky this week because Lindsay got ejected but overall my RB game is poo poo. My receivers are amazing though, in fact I have more than I know what to do with (Antonio Brown, Adam Thielen, Marquise Goodwin, Kenny Golladay, Calvin Ridley and Ted Ginn)

If anyone wants to help me rectify this situation and has a good RB let me know somehow

I just looked at my RB depth and lol :rip:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Play posted:

Royce Freeman and Jordan Howard are a pretty bad RB tandem. I got lucky this week because Lindsay got ejected but overall my RB game is poo poo. My receivers are amazing though, in fact I have more than I know what to do with (Antonio Brown, Adam Thielen, Marquise Goodwin, Kenny Golladay, Calvin Ridley and Ted Ginn)

If anyone wants to help me rectify this situation and has a good RB let me know somehow

What's your team name? In fact, I'll suggest we put the team names in the OP to make it easier to know who has what team. (Yeah I could search for those players and match them up but I'm lazy.)

If You Seek A Falcon: Silly Burrito

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Silly Burrito posted:

What's your team name? In fact, I'll suggest we put the team names in the OP to make it easier to know who has what team. (Yeah I could search for those players and match them up but I'm lazy.)

If You Seek A Falcon: Silly Burrito

Updated the OP.

Who is Sabby again? I don't think I sent an invite to him so he is not in my sent items...

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I'm Bo N. Herr of Freeman on the Land fame

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

PostNouveau posted:

I am the only 3-0 manager all y'all eat my butt

3-0 only because I'm stupid enough to believe in Rashad Penny.

Man I'm dumb as poo poo.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Now that's what I call parity.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
That BLEW DAT pts for doe...

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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weird Asian candy posted:

That BLEW DAT pts for doe...

Yet you're still 2-1.

I've played the toughest competition so far if you go by points against, but still 2-1. :)

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

weird Asian candy posted:

That BLEW DAT pts for doe...

It's been a few years since I played fantasy football, but IIRC the points leader is basically guaranteed to not get the No. 1 playoff spot and not make it past the 2nd playoff round at best.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

PostNouveau posted:

It's been a few years since I played fantasy football, but IIRC the points leader is basically guaranteed to not get the No. 1 playoff spot and not make it past the 2nd playoff round at best.

hell, he won't even finish the year with a winning record, if memory serves

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

PostNouveau posted:

It's been a few years since I played fantasy football, but IIRC the points leader is basically guaranteed to not get the No. 1 playoff spot and not make it past the 2nd playoff round at best.

In my experience, the points leader is going to get one of the top spots, a bye, and a 2nd round exit :smithicide:

So yeah, you nailed it...


Silly Burrito posted:

Yet you're still 2-1.

I've played the toughest competition so far if you go by points against, but still 2-1. :)

My collapse is imminent.

But I beat you so that's all that matters...

weird Asian candy fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Sep 26, 2018

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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weird Asian candy posted:




My collapse is imminent.

But I beat you so that's all that matters...

For you, it was the greatest day in your life and your highest achievement.

For me, it was a Tuesday.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Silly Burrito posted:

For you, it was the greatest day in your life and your highest achievement.

For me, it was a Tuesday.

For me, it was a fantasy football win where I went 'rekt' then continued with my day...but please continue injecting more value of yourself into my life if it makes you feel better. :)

I'm not a Saints fan...

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

weird Asian candy posted:

I'm not a Saints fan...

You motherfucker

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Silly Burrito posted:

For you, it was the greatest day in your life and your highest achievement.

For me, it was a Tuesday.

Don't quote a great man if you aren't going to post MBison.gif

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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waah posted:

Don't quote a great man if you aren't going to post MBison.gif

I'll do you one better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVzAMmpMra8

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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
That actress...hummina hummina

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