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Would you lend your plunger to your neighbor?
Yes, it is worth it.
No, that's disgusting and unsanitary.
How long has the OP and/or his neighbor had shitwater on the floor?
Goku doesn't need a plunger.
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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Plungers are a valuable tool. However, not everybody has one. There are some instances where the only course of action is to pray one's toilet works properly forever, or deal with the possibility of raw sewage rising up and splashing out with a vengeance. Imagine, then, that your neighbor is among one of these people. You are approached by your neighbor and asked if you may lend your plunger.



Would you do so for the sake of being a good neighbor in this instance?

I personally would answer no. I would have to tell the neighbor no and suggest purchasing one for future reference and more permanent possession.

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I would, but I would tell them to keep it and just buy a new one for me. It's just too weird knowing you have something that got up close and personal with their poo poo in my house.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Ummm, imagine having a sink too full and trying to think about a cure. I think everybody should have those things underneath that grind foods or what have you.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
yes, and tell them they can keep it.

EFB

Internetjack fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Sep 26, 2018

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Yes. Being nice to your neighbors is good.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Yes, I would even offer to fix her pipes for her... :a2m:

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I would, but I would tell them to keep it and just buy a new one for me.

yeah this a plunger is like $15 and if my neighbor came asking for one i'd assume they had some kind of nasty emergency going on

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
no, somone that does not own their own plunger is obviously very irresponsible

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

My apt neighbor asked me if he could use my vacuum. lmao gently caress no.

plunger yes because i dont want his poo poo stinking up my apartment somehow

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

if my neighbor asked for my plunger i would tell them a story about how i no longer have solid poops so i donated my plunger years ago

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

i would, none of my bizarre hangups extend to plungers

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Yes, but I wouldn't lend my turd-cutter knife.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Not only am I willing, I think I'll go over and knock right now to see if they'd like to borrow it.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Thots and Prayers posted:

Not only am I willing, I think I'll go over and knock right now to see if they'd like to borrow it.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




how would i lend someone my foot tho ???

oh god did post it in the right thread this time

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Your neighbor is obviously a woman, or,man, that doesn’t have tools to do the job onsite. Go over and do the job yourself. Win respect and pride. And more!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Lend lol. :airquote: you don’t lend someone a plunger, you just give them the plunger, then get another plunger. You don’t buy socks at the thrift store etc.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
no checkbox poll. shameful poo poo OP

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
My neighbors are godless heathens and I would not lend
them the feces from my anus

Rock Paper Tongue
Oct 24, 2016

May cause birth defects

Do it mob style where you let them borrow it but then they have to kill someone for you if you ask

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
but yes i value my neighbors so yeah i will help them out however i can. its called BEING A GOOD NEIGHBOR BITCH

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i think a better question is "do you answer the door for anyone who isnt the fuzz with a warrant" and the answer in my lovely neighborhood is a resounding no.

i cant imagine living in a place where people that live next to me feel empowered to ask me to borrow my poo poo-stained plumbing tools without some sort of castle law coming into play

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

if you ever return anything youve borrowed you a 100 percent bitch

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

if you ever return anything youve borrowed you a 100 percent bitch

Bud there's five people live within five miles of me, I return their poo poo.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Good Christ, no.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

No.

I don't know how they would get past the barb wire, moat, and attack dogs, but I'm pretty sure I could get a bead on them before they make it to the door.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Take it don't give it back

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i have a plumbing related question

can i use car radiator sealant to stop a leak in a house???

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
I'm not taking it outta my rear end for no one

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



All my neighbors are retired Hank Hills so I would be very surprised if this happened op. I would do it though, they're pretty cool and have lent me rototillers and bobcats and stump grinders before

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

EorayMel posted:

Plungers are a valuable tool. However, not everybody has one. There are some instances where the only course of action is to pray one's toilet works properly forever, or deal with the possibility of raw sewage rising up and splashing out with a vengeance. Imagine, then, that your neighbor is among one of these people. You are approached by your neighbor and asked if you may lend your plunger.



Would you do so for the sake of being a good neighbor in this instance?

I personally would answer no. I would have to tell the neighbor no and suggest purchasing one for future reference and more permanent possession.

Why is there poo poo all over everything in this picture except the part of the plunger it should be on???

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
No but I'd break my broomstick off in your wife's rear end if you need me to

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Have at it. Mi caca es su caca

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
In a perfect socialist world we wouldn't own our own things but would have collective objects. Dildos, vibrators, and toilet plungers would be part of the collective good to be passed between neighbors as each needed it.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
My neighbor was an old man cruising for a younger dude to bang due to the sexless relationship he was in. He will have to fix his own toilet with his own tools.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Wicker Man posted:

My neighbor was an old man cruising for a younger dude to bang due to the sexless relationship he was in. He will have to fix his own toilet with his own tools.

The first sentence gives very unsettling context to the second sentence :corsair: :destiny:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I don't have one and my toilet blocked really bad a couple of weeks ago

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Actually went through this with my last neighbors and I gave of my plunger willingly for there but the grace of fiber go I..

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

If your toilet is blocked up I’ve always just gotten a wire coat hanger, flattened it out and stuck it round the U-bend and given it a good wrangle. I realise just now how much this sounds like I’m giving the toilet a back alley abortion but it works a treat.

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Yes but my poo knife stays with me.

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