Sir, may I direct you to the following literature

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cowofwar: Jul 30, 2002; by Athanatos

I�m looking for reading material that could be gifted politely to idiots. Here is a decent one to start.

You and Your Retarded Child. Kirk, Samuel A., Ph.D., Karnes, Merle B., Ed.D., and Kirk, Winifred D., M.S., The Educational Publishing Corp., Darieu, Conn., 1960, MacMillan Co., N. Y., 1955

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

cowofwar posted:

I�m looking for reading material that could be gifted politely to idiots. Here is a decent one to start.

You and Your Retarded Child. Kirk, Samuel A., Ph.D., Karnes, Merle B., Ed.D., and Kirk, Winifred D., M.S., The Educational Publishing Corp., Darieu, Conn., 1960, MacMillan Co., N. Y., 1955

I've ordered it for your folks, thanks for the gift recommendation

# ? Sep 27, 2018 00:04

Randal: Apr 20, 2016; not adding value on SA one post at a time

I prefer the 69 edition :heysexy:

https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamapsychiatry/article-abstract/489989

# ? Sep 27, 2018 00:06

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

I got this,

https://www.amazon.com/Rescuing-Bible-Fundamentalism-Shelby-Spong/dp/0060675144

also, merle.bedb 1955 is a good username idea.

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

"You and your tardlette - A Beginners Guide to Tard Wrangling"

# ? Sep 27, 2018 00:10

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

I remember when the editors of gq wrote their list of the greatest books and it was the worst garbage i had ever seen

# ? Sep 27, 2018 01:42

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

the worst garbage i had ever seen

Turn on your monitor

# ? Sep 27, 2018 02:16

Vato: Jan 14, 2018

Why are scholarly works so freaking WORDY. Like, just get to the point already! Are they paid by the letter or something? And, no, I have no idea how academia works beyond 'publish or perish.'

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The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

That Chapo Trap House book.

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Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

https://www.amazon.com/Boondock-Sai...ock+saints+book

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Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

The Demon Haunted World by Carl Sagan

# ? Sep 27, 2018 03:18

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Applewhite posted:

The Demon Haunted World by Carl Sagan

Dude, why?

# ? Sep 27, 2018 03:27

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

The Dennis System posted:

Dude, why?

The OP wanted a book for idiots. I figured he meant, you know, to educate them or something.

If he meant a book you'd have to be an idiot to enjoy then I withdraw my suggestion.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 03:33

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Applewhite posted:

The OP wanted a book for idiots. I figured he meant, you know, to educate them or something.

In that case, I agree.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 03:37

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

My biography

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:47

cowofwar: Jul 30, 2002; by Athanatos

Vato posted:

I have no idea how academia works beyond 'publish or perish.'

It doesn't. Academia loving sucks. It's basically selling your soul to be a used car salesman. Sell poo poo, get promotion. The quality of the science or whatever is irrelevant, all about H-factors, citations, impact factors and poo poo.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:47

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

cowofwar posted:

It doesn't. Academia loving sucks. It's basically selling your soul to be a used car salesman. Sell poo poo, get promotion. The quality of the science or whatever is irrelevant, all about H-factors, citations, impact factors and poo poo.

P-HACKING!!!!!!

# ? Sep 27, 2018 06:07

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

10 Rules To Live By.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 06:12

Vato: Jan 14, 2018

cowofwar posted:

It doesn't. Academia loving sucks. It's basically selling your soul to be a used car salesman. Sell poo poo, get promotion. The quality of the science or whatever is irrelevant, all about H-factors, citations, impact factors and poo poo.

H-factors?

# ? Sep 27, 2018 06:41

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Do I have to remind you that I like to sleep in a Barns and Nobles? It is funny when I just read Mad magazine.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 07:32

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Hell Yeah posted:

https://www.amazon.com/Boondock-Sai...ock+saints+book

did they ever finish making these movies

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Shadow0: Jun 16, 2008; If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.; Grimey Drawer

Naruto

But in book form

# ? Sep 27, 2018 09:19

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Doing Lots of Drugs and Having Tons of Nasty Sex
Aleister Crowley

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campfire: Feb 19, 2008; Snoo Zertnert

brothers k, gift it to the top of their soft head, spine first and if they survive beat them to death with tolstoy, do not care if W+P or AK

# ? Sep 27, 2018 09:25

yoloer420: May 19, 2006

Vato posted:

H-factors?

How much you can trick people into referring to your published papers in their published papers. The trick is to publish poo poo that is obviously wrong. Lots of people will write about you being wrong! This poo poo counts as much as someone saying you're right. Hooray!

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Vato: Jan 14, 2018

yoloer420 posted:

How much you can trick people into referring to your published papers in their published papers. The trick is to publish poo poo that is obviously wrong. Lots of people will write about you being wrong! This poo poo counts as much as someone saying you're right. Hooray!

That's hilarious. So, it's like 'hate-clicks' or 'hate-watching' but with papers? Man. Really is no such thing as bad publicity, I guess!

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