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I was by a gym today and I never noticed how exhibitionistic they are. The big windows and the big mirrors. Scantily clad hot people groan and sweat while passersby look upon their bodies engaged in a pseudo sexual act. And I realized, this is why people watch the boring rear end Olympics.Just work out in your basement like a decent, repressed WASP you goddamn pervs.
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What kind of dummy would pay money to do manual labor?
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Sep 29, 2018 03:58
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the mirror helps maintain proper form and also i do penile kegels in my spandex when i lift and i like to watch in the mirror its a good compound exercise
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Sep 29, 2018 04:05
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Pawn 17 posted:What kind of dummy would pay money to do manual labor? What i find interesting, is that the space previously occupied in shopping malls by Targets and Walmarts are now gyms. It seems the growth of online retail has created a real estate void of massive square footage that is occupied by various services. There are a whole bunch of nail salons and other service based businesses in what was previously the place that sold jewelry to juggalos. There's a tedious Marxist critique of capitalism in there somewhere but I'll be buggered to find it.
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Sep 29, 2018 04:06
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what the gently caress is a basement
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Sep 29, 2018 04:06
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Statutory Ape posted:the mirror helps maintain proper form and also i do penile kegels in my spandex when i lift and i like to watch in the mirror You aren't the only one watching 
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Sep 29, 2018 04:09
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Cubone posted:what the gently caress is a basement Do I really need to explain the concept of a basement to a goon?
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Sep 29, 2018 04:11
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I simulate cross-country skiing on my NordicTrack in my basement, which is the underground level of my home.
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Sep 29, 2018 04:15
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Ives posted:Do I really need to explain the concept of a basement to a goon? if you can't answer the question than you shouldn't have brought it up wise rear end
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Sep 29, 2018 04:17
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I spend most of my time in a basement profusely sweating from sitting in a soiled office chair
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Sep 29, 2018 04:17
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What the gently caress is an annual membership maintenance fee!!!!!
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Sep 29, 2018 04:19
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Why don’t ppl just have sex instead of working around all the important muscle groups? Like call me when you can juice a lime with you’re bhole, like oh yeah I’m working my triceps nobody cares about your triceps idiot it’s just the rear end. 
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Sep 29, 2018 04:20
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I said gently caress it to the gym thing and instead purchased thousands of dollars worth of equipment for my garage gym. It’ll pay for itself in like 5 more years. But now I have a straight bar and round plates and who can really put a dollar value on happiness.
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Sep 29, 2018 04:22
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As long as they got insertion Pilates, jazzercise, and a steam room it’s probably better than a lovely little bench in a basement.
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Sep 29, 2018 04:26
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Cubone posted:if you can't answer the question than you shouldn't have brought it up wise rear end From Merriam-Webster Online: Definition of Basement 1 : the part of a building that is wholly or partly below ground level 2 : the ground floor facade or interior in Renaissance architecture 3 : the lowest or fundamental part of something specifically : the rocks underlying stratified rocks 4 chiefly New England : a toilet or washroom especially in a school 5a : a low state, rank, or condition With their stock in the basement and red ink all over their balance sheet, many struggling [companies] are finding that fund-raising has become an exceedingly difficult proposition. —Brad Stone b : the lowest place in the standings : CELLAR sense 2 Last year, the Phillies finished in the basement of the NL East with 68 wins, tied with the Cubs for the fewest wins in the league. —Boston Herald 6: the quality of Cubone's posts
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Sep 29, 2018 04:36
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Ives posted:From Merriam-Webster Online: so you don't know basically
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Sep 29, 2018 04:38
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Why don’t ppl just have sex instead of working around all the important muscle groups? Like call me when you can juice a lime with you’re bhole, like oh yeah I’m working my triceps nobody cares about your triceps idiot it’s just the rear end. But what if you were in a horrible accident where u lost ur but but then by mirical of modern science they repaced ur but with tris and delts. One world gym membership please Im going to be instagram famous.
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Sep 29, 2018 04:40
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Cubone posted:so you don't know basically basically
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Sep 29, 2018 04:41
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Jim's member.
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Sep 29, 2018 04:45
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Ives posted:Do I really need to explain the concept of a basement to a goon? Maybe it's a Florida goon.
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Sep 29, 2018 04:47
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basements have sump pumps but im Florida goon now and I have no sump pump but I do have toads that piss all over me when I pick them up to get them out of my garage
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Sep 29, 2018 04:50
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let it mellow posted:basements have sump pumps but im Florida goon now and I have no sump pump but I do have toads that piss all over me when I pick them up to get them out of my garage what the gently caress is a garage
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Sep 29, 2018 04:55
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let it mellow posted:basements have sump pumps but im Florida goon now and I have no sump pump but I do have toads that piss all over me when I pick them up to get them out of my garage What is Florida garage? is it where the gators eat the meth? edit: you son of a bitch
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Sep 29, 2018 04:56
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Ives posted:But what if you were in a horrible accident where u lost ur but but then by mirical of modern science they repaced ur but with tris and delts. One world gym membership please Im going to be instagram famous.  triceps for a butt. I’ll pass and go for a hard white plastic rear end.
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Sep 29, 2018 05:03
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Cubone posted:what the gently caress is a garage where the piss toads go
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Sep 29, 2018 05:09
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let it mellow posted:where the piss toads go oh
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Sep 29, 2018 05:09
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:
i have boner *mclovin voice*
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Sep 29, 2018 05:13
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The big windows are to let natural sunlight in.
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Sep 29, 2018 05:16
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Gyms are for homosexuals and the homeless, I'm not into dudes and have a shower at home so home work outs for me.
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Sep 29, 2018 05:35
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It's pronounced guym.
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Sep 29, 2018 08:24
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I piss in the shower at the gym. Every. drat Day. Also, I like treadmills because it feels like I'm a race car running on an engine dyno and all the hot girls wandering around are the race queens watching me over rev my monster engine. Also, i have a ranch house so no basement for gym 
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Sep 29, 2018 08:26
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Why don’t ppl just have sex instead of working around all the important muscle groups? Like call me when you can juice a lime with you’re bhole, like oh yeah I’m working my triceps nobody cares about your triceps idiot it’s just the rear end. Having sex would take away time from lifting weights tho. In immortal words of Arnold Schwarzenegger, paraphrased of course, "every time you lift, you cum"
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Sep 29, 2018 08:56
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I work out by jerkin' my friggin' crank.
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Sep 29, 2018 09:20
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anyone who goes to the gym will be sentenced to the guillotine after the revolution.
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Sep 29, 2018 09:56
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I live in a tiny flat with no basement or garage
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Sep 29, 2018 10:10
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Is this a gym? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0eS3zC3Jco
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Sep 29, 2018 10:35
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Cubone posted:what the gently caress is a garage A car hole
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Sep 29, 2018 12:41
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Zev posted:I said gently caress it to the gym thing and instead purchased thousands of dollars worth of equipment for my garage gym. It’ll pay for itself in like 5 more years. if i owned property or made enough money to get that poo poo moved around I would die for my own gym. jelly. i go to a ymca in an older building and the gym is actually in the basement. its pretty nice.  well actually it doesnt have parking, and its downtown so that blows.
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Sep 29, 2018 13:02
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Why spend money you don't have to? I have a four hour shake weight routine I do in the park, rain or shine. Tight clothes are mandatory due to the inherint dangers of shake weighting. And bright colors alert bystanders to my movements, natch.
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Gym is the child person Elon Musk is having sex with
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