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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
This is one of those cases where it's an actual good-news story that the administration could and should probably push, but it will be stomped on by the Trump Show.

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1046578916582920194

Of course, don't read into the headlines, the devil is in the details. They've been at this for a VERY long time and it could be just minor fiddling with NAFTA that wouldn't actually do much.

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Gender reveal parties are an affront to mankind, but at least this one was funny.

https://twitter.com/jameshohmann/status/1046762039484534789?s=19

Tannerite!


quote:

Dickey and his attorney, Sean Chapman, couldn’t be reached late Sunday night to confirm whether the baby was a boy or a girl.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Well, now the FBI knows what Mark Judge knows about the Kavanaugh poo poo and interestingly, it looks like it was a two-day interview.

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1047129812425433088?s=19

I doubt anything is conclusive, but at least someone made Judge talk, officially, about all this poo poo.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
All this time I thought I had a runny nose, but it was just my brain leaking.

https://twitter.com/AmyArgetsinger/status/1047593430887669760?s=19

"Hey, I need you to make sure that the DEA doesn't ever procure prostitutes again"

"K GONNA PROCURE PROSTITUTES AGAIN"

https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/1047567043061538818?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Oct 3, 2018

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Godholio posted:

If the GOP has the votes, several democrats will vote yes just to avoid pissing off a handful of voters for no reason so it'll be more lopsided than it should be.

I think he's confirmed 51-49, with Murkowski a no (Alaska issues) and Manchin a yes (lol West Virginia). Republican scuttlebutt is that Manchin is a slam dunk for re-election if he votes for Kavanaugh.

It might go 52-48 if Heidi Heitkamp (D-ND) votes yes because she's down a ton in her race and North Dakota is North Dakota.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1047944689276657664?s=19

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1047941257346072577?s=19

They have a week to literally write an essay together about why the settlement was good :cripes:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
It's an old idea in DC that if you want to send a piece of sensitive information to the media and Congress, you might as well just send it to Congress and skip an unecessary step.

We're only getting piecemeal reports because the staffers are the ones assigned to read it, then they report it back to their Senator. Every indication is that Flake/Manchin/Murkowski/Collins are actually sitting down and speedreading it while everyone else doesn't give a poo poo.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

I thought this was a fake video and I looked for an hour for the source.

IT'S loving REAL. Buzzfeed found it.

https://twitter.com/ClaudiaKoerner/status/1048038603127808000

https://www.facebook.com/KSTPTV/videos/983529125153588/

It's about 4:45 in, or -9:35 to go. The 4th staffer even picks it up.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Oct 5, 2018

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Internet Wizard posted:

So is the President exempt from libel laws or is Soros going to have a hell of a case against him if this keeps up.

It's just opinion/bluster, it's protected speech.

The best part of all this is that when Trump came down the escalator and declared during the primary, his lobby was full of paid supporters (they all got $50) with professionally-made signs.

Down the memory hole it goes.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The cloture vote (vote to start debate) on Kavanaugh is about to pass, then it gets very interesting about the final vote.

Manchin is being cagey, Collins is going to announce her vote at 3PM EST, Murkowski sure seems like she's waffling and Flake is Flake.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

FAUXTON posted:

Collins and Manchin both voted yes on cloture. While that's not the final vote, it's not a 60-vote threshold anymore either so if they wanted to kibosh this thing they could do it here but they ain't.

Counter point:

https://twitter.com/emmersbrown/status/1048217100945424385?s=19

The bottom line here is that we don't know poo poo going into tomorrow. I'd bet Collins and Manchin are tied together, so the key is going to be the Collins floor speech in a few hours.

Collins and Manchin are likely tied together, unless Flake somehow flips and Manchin can do whatever.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Duzzy Funlop posted:

/edit: I guess facialimpediment posted a possible reason, but I don't think as much was riding on their DeVos vote

Yep, their votes weren't the pivotal ones.

I still think Kavanaugh gets through, as I think Collins makes a pure political move. If she's worried about a primary in 2020 (she is), she votes yes. If she's worried about the general election in 2020 (gotta pass the primary first!), she votes no.

But if you really want to spike the Kavanaugh nomination, you vote to vote (lol cloture), then you vote against him in the final vote. A failed cloture vote doesn't technically stop the nomination, it just continues debate longer.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
So, want to know why Nikki Haley likely quit?

https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1049711844854820864?s=19

That is a metric fuckload of debt. Time to get paid!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Sexy Second Term.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Having a normal one in the White House today

https://twitter.com/KFaulders/status/1050436832993968128?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The stock market isn't Krugman's economic specialty, but I highly enjoyed this explainer of our current situation.

https://twitter.com/paulkrugman/status/1050513737667489793?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
So as it turns out

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1051912600391479298?s=19

It was us but it wasn't us! - Saudi

He tripped and fell into a bone saw repeatedly.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Heitkamp was probably toast to begin with. Her campaign just likely removed all doubt.

https://twitter.com/rickklein/status/1052294178082828288?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
loooooooooool

https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/1052931374347378688?s=19

Explanation: he fell

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The new Saudi line: "Quarrel by hands"

https://twitter.com/hxhassan/status/1053406634662334464

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1053406012684881920

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
These numbers are very high.

https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/1054420126118760451?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
George Soros got a bomb earlier this week, news reports have Hillary/Bill Clinton just getting one of a similar type, and the Secret Service just reported that they intercepted a package to Obama.

But you know, Republicans are getting yelled at in restaurants.

:toot:

https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/1055089642419249153?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
CNN NY just got evacuated. Guess the reason!

https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/1055100842532134913?s=19

https://twitter.com/ejleven/status/1055099749827784705?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Basticle posted:

Also addressed one to the White house


Turned out to be bullshit / law enforcement confusion, only Democrats got bombs.

https://twitter.com/SecretService/status/1055113750544633861?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Slim Pickens posted:

Is this dude just sending bombs to every Fox News boogeyman? Betting Feinstein and Schumer get packages next.

Here's a weird one!

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1055137389537042432?s=19

https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1055137304686350336?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Oh drat, they leaked a picture of the CNN bomb!

https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1055148218386972674?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Did Pelosi remove her own spine and shove it into Schumer?!

https://twitter.com/MariannaNBCNews/status/1055192116639555590?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Can you imagine being a spy for China/Russia and having an INCREDIBLE amount of access to the President's calls...

... and it turns out he's such a gigantic idiot that it nets you zero value?

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1055218376505733120

https://twitter.com/Ugarles/status/1055224228801339395

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

CommieGIR posted:

:stare: Beautiful.

"I'm not calling Mr. DeSantis a racist. I'm simply saying the racists believe he's a racist." - One of the best lines I've heard in politics in quite a long time.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Oct 25, 2018

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
n....
ni....

https://twitter.com/DailyMail/status/1055486850662649861?s=19

nic.....

Nope I just can't do it. NBC is likely giving Megyn Kelly $69 million to go away for being too big of a conservative/racist shithead.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Milo and POTUS posted:

He's a pathological liar. I saw a link on the front page of reddit that his frequency of lies is only increasing. Soon we'll be at the lie singularity after which point maybe he'll only tell the truth?

The big issue here is that the White House is making noises that they're going to completely shut down the southern border.

So, are they lying about it? Is it going to be a weakass executive order that immediately gets halted in court? Are they just going to make the noises and not actually do it? Is it all just an election stunt? Yes to everything?

Then add something like this to the mix:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1055719340832686080?s=19

3:14 AM and the president is hate tweeting the media.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Twelfth bomb in nyc, apparently.


Bakers dozen by the end of the day?

Clapper and Booker, apparently!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Mighta got him.

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1055835606025191425?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

bird food bathtub posted:

So now we get to find out he was a mentally ill lone wolf so sad nothing to be learned no way we can determine his motives, right?

Or are we going to jump straight to "paid actor liberal plant Democrat conspiracy" this time and skip the foreplay?

Likely crazy Trumper.

https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1055841626164215811?s=19

https://twitter.com/MarkKtheUXGuy/status/1055841239747190784?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Duzzy Funlop posted:

That's an impressive amount of stickers to fit, even on a van. Man's committed

That was only half of the van, apparently!

https://twitter.com/thereal_mo01/status/1055844641952665600?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/lesleyabravanel/status/1055851424129736705?s=19

This is sorta scaring me because every now and then a similar car with a bunch of anti-disneysex propaganda comes around town

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Guess they'll never know what motivated the shooter

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Look, I get Donnie's shooting reaction, because he's basically inhuman

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1056231025590915073?s=19

but how are you so inhuman that you don't even know how to close an umbrella

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Fallom posted:

Why do social media sites act like they need the support of these scum fucks so much?

Mostly because they do. Social media companies have convinced themselves that the only way to show shareholders that their business is good/growing is if they keep growing their total user counts.

Knowing that hyperconservatives are snowflakey as gently caress, they're convinced that going after Nazis would then trigger the hypercons and they'd leave said social media sites. I mean, look at what Ted Cruz whined about and he gets money from the companies!

The only other charitable explanation is that they trust in The Algorithm and will do whatever possible to not hire in a large contingent of human moderation staff.

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

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Acebuckeye13 posted:

Popehat's take:

I was really, really surprised this wasn't just him screaming IT'S NOT RICO IT'S NEVER RICO AAAAAAA but apparently they got good lawyers for the drat thing and the complaint is a good one (though it likely won't go anywhere).

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