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fred trump pooped so bigly in his tax fraud diapers, while making squishing noises plus stinky smells the whole time, that the resulting mess of a son grew 6ft tall and 300lbs wide, up and out his backside that poop child stole an ill fitting suit in the process before becoming the current americant president d...t......? dtruoomp?? TURdOOoDP! reproduction & the lie of evolution is amazing 
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freckle posted:imagine bragging about canada's best anything they make a comfortingly common creamed honey when ur traveling that nation imo  it plops well into another common breakfast thing  along with a bit o' fresh n' newly tariffed  
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lol if you don't believe that the 2nd amendment wasn't so that all peoples have the right to bear gun violence ptsd 
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The Snoo posted:table cream 
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Dolash posted:The king of Spain gave a speech. I expressed my commitment to Jacobinism by hiding in the back and not clapping, a true radical leftist. whatever it takes to hold in a mess of nearly exploding poop before shuffling backwards from the back row towards the monarch's toilet
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Business Gorillas posted:There's some big executive power case being heard either right now or soon. That's why I imagine they wanna rush him they need a sc justice who will absolutely be the most likely to judge a swath of congressional seats of power being innocent about their foreign corruption?? 
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The Nastier Nate posted:Most democratic voters didn't seem to give a poo poo when turtleman blocked Merrick Garland for 8 months, and they definitely didn't give a poo poo about the 2 years of blocking district and appelate court judges, at least no where near to the degree that republican voters care about the courts. the  left that plays the individual game aint' gonna be worth poo poo until it moves into the modern reality by acknowledging that words mattersthat words are politics, and that caring about wording does not by some holy definition mean abuse of authority
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put on swank suits and walk into the offices of GOP people pretending you're with the catholics or mormons or the America is Sexually Congruent SUPERPAC and hand them forged checks for $200,000 on the condition they vote no in the name of ~some other hole in sheets reason~ checks that will inevitably bounce but after that point people need to just run and club em like seals
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Lastgirl posted:liberals in this country will never wake up and realize that their neighbors are the enemies, the ones who celebrate rape out in the open now they all fizzle so fast when confronted in the open tho
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the problem with baseball bats is that they aren't sharp enough from the factory luckily, nails exist  
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Dick Milhous Rock! posted:can't wait for judge dui well have I got good news!
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oprah/basta 2020 with the vp playing enforcer instead of ~whatever a vp does????~
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Coatlicue posted:https://twitter.com/Evan_McMullin/status/1048580265474285568?s=19 who is this bipartisan nerd and why do they have nearly 30k likes??? 
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m....mr cruz???
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punchymcpunch posted:lmao i bet these dudes in england love *checks notes* thatcher lol
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Oct 9, 2018 13:21
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i can't believe how badly Obama responded to the hurricane michael diasaster
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Oct 9, 2018 13:48
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lol meeting of the pathologically insecure mindsets
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:They predict cat 5 is now possible just before landfall. lol JEFF!!! 
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baw posted:omg this whole thing is complete trash but it would take a while to explain to someone exactly why it's trash agreed that AMP is really bad, op 
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our beautifully hydrated storm-ready boi
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A Handed Missus posted:https://twitter.com/GMA/status/1049987646599000064 where in the world is melania san diego?
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fits my needs posted:https://twitter.com/KamalaHarris/status/1049790862144798721 is kamala the cop running???
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live JEFF!!! morning update https://www.pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1DXxyYjlEALxM
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JEFF back https://www.pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1OwGWWYvOQNGQ
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Oct 10, 2018 13:27
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punchymcpunch posted:remington steele that porno actor name was just TOO over the top, so we had to wait until something more mundane like Stormy Daniels came around 
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punchymcpunch posted:pee is a much grosser word than piss and tinkle is the grossest of all  
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a helpful bear posted:strong powerful hands thats probably the biggest reasons that tRoompa loompa doesn't dare firing anyone, in case it comes down to a goodbye handshake and photo op op
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a helpful bear posted:strong powerful hands i'd buy that for a dollar per hour!
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Oct 10, 2018 13:44
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Wynona Dryder posted:i wanna see hundreds of chuds being washed out to sea and drowning to death on video look for videos of cruise liners that have that artificial surfing wave with all the largest big bois having their swimsuit ripped off after they immediately fall down into the path of a hyper speed water jet
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Oct 10, 2018 13:48
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Wynona Dryder posted:i wanna hear reports of bones and other human remains washing up on gulf coast beaches for the next 22 years (or less) I don't think they're touring again until next year 
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SO many jobs that people get to work 2 or 3 at a time!
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Oct 11, 2018 12:54
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never throw water on a grease fire
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TMMadman posted:So he's saying he should be arrested? actually there was extreme corroborating evidence so even better
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Oct 11, 2018 14:24
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draw me like one of your korean girls
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Oct 11, 2018 14:31
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also mini-lol at trump having such big heels on his shoes so that he might look like a big boy
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Oct 11, 2018 14:32
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punchymcpunch posted:theyre normal sized heels, they just look huge cos he wears like a size 6  lol, mr presdent
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Augus posted:is 2DCAT gonna testify before Congress about Trump making GBS threads his pants i think the baby changing stations are locked behind closed hearings
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